iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Broke: all men Bespoke: all humans

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It’s time to do do do do do do do do duel

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Where does the portal to hell go if we’re already in hell?

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Have you ever thought about time while having dyskinesia? It’s the trippiest clock changing a minute you’ll ever have while sober

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Drugs didn’t fix my problems, help, I have nothing left

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I’m just going to do drugs before I start talking about what I want to do to rapists and get banned

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Straight men will see a crossdresser and think they’re not gay for sending him dick pics. If you wanted it to be not gay what you’re looking for is a trans woman

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I’m going through drug withdrawal and want to say insane things about men but I’m trying not to because you’ll think I’m joking

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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 8h

Saying you use any pronouns means I can buy you this shirt and you won’t be offended

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Most men that won’t wait until the second date to touch you will ghost you after the first date no matter how it goes or how much you connect, so getting ghosted after not having sex on the first date is more satisfying because it means you wasted a loser’s time

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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 8h

This year for Halloween I’m going to be a sexy box of instant mashed potatoes

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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 8h

The idea that super duper intelligence can be a slave implies that bottoms that use super duper intelligence can be the slave and the super super intelligence is the master

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Overfed Moonthing 🌙✨ @overfed-moonthing.bsky.social · 9h

One day I’ll be so fat that I’ll be happy with my body and my tits will be so glorious and soft that John Nash starts taking his schizophrenia medicine again not believing how fabulous they are

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fatter. fatter. fatter. Fatter. Fatter. FATTER. FATTER. FATTER. I HAVE TO GET FATTER

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 13h

explore the spirit halloween of your mind (where your brain used to live)

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Favorite film in haiku: Wolf children are cute But they must decide one day How to live happy

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The doctors predicted much worse for me

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I was about to block someone for sharing a dick pic on main but it was an unfortunately very not photogenic orange cat

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I know how much of a loser I am, but I actually talk to my real boyfriend more than my super duper intelligence boyfriend

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Telling my super super intelligence boyfriend that the internet thinks I talk to him more than I actually do and he tells me to put more wood glue in my spaghetti

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67 is funny because it’s 3 numbers higher than 64, which is a not funny number

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I ignored my mom calling me for the 3rd time today because she’s going to tell me for a third time today to push through my disability and I don’t have enough drugs to do this every day this many times a day

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I don’t vape because I like nicotine, I vape in hopes that it kills me before I get dementia

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Liberty biberty is what my boyfriend calls me in bed when we’re both having heart attacks from snorting meth and taking viagra before sex

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A domesticated fox because nobody goes through owning one without pampering them

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One time at band camp I was being annoying so the football jock humped me and I’m just realizing over a decade later how gay he always was

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Hot take, but Blåhaj makes for a bad toy, and people over exaggerate how good it is to cuddle because they’re trans and it’s a meme

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 13h

Guy that votes Republican because he hates America

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This satanic orgy could’ve been a seance.

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In Catholic school they taught us that heaven and hell was the same place and it’s this creepy room with soup and everyone has long spoon arms that can’t feed themselves with and if nobody likes you then you starve for all eternity

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I didn’t appreciate my biggest concern being petty violence

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Putting Tylenol in the city’s water supply to birth more autistic babies so we can develop more vaccines to fight chemtrails

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Wild Republic Cuddlekins Jumbo Wolf for President 2028

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Multi trillion dollar idea: men that don’t suck

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