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Moist Owlet (Flushable)

@g-sharp-major.bsky.social
1.9K followers 325 following 54K posts

Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets. Also Quite Bad At Chess.

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 1h
IT ME I AM THE ROUND OWL
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 16h
www.maptap.gg October 5 99🔥 99🔥 95🏅 98🔥 90👑 Final score: 952
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Yuki Cinqnoda @cinquinho.bsky.social · 18h
TRYING AND FAILING TO REMAIN CALM
Sean Fennessey's Letterboxd review of Artificial, the Sam Altman movie from Luca Guadagnino:

♥️

Luca's Jonathan Demme movie.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 16h
SCREAMING
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 16h
Same
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Friendly Skeleton @jonathan.eylerwerve.com · 18h
I've seen Things You people Wouldn't believe And which You were probably Saving For breakfast
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Mr. Spookytime Grift @djdunclive.bsky.social · 17h
Truncated threads can be beautiful things.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 16h
Isn’t that just Keynesianism?
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 17h
T-Pain taught us this over 20 years ago.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 18h
I’m sticking to this prediction:
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 18h
Oh… oh NO
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 19h
These people out here cannot drive. Good Lordt. A crime against mobility.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 23h
Damn… There is like, no shade to be found out here.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 23h
Photo of some large mountain in Colorado. I don’t know which one.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 23h
COLORADO I AM IN YOU
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not so much a Tom Cruise film as much as a Alejandro Iñárritu film. Does no one remember BIRDMAN (2014)?
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A senate candidate farting in public is better than a president sh•tting himself in public.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Wames Carwille”
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, mine too! I know some other parts of the Anglosphere still say “fringe”, but I’m curious when and why it changed here.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When did we (Americans, mostly) start calling that one specific hairstyle “bangs” instead of “fringe”?
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Jeremiah Lewis @minorfracas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some words are too good for the page. You'll keep them in your heart, unsaid, unknown, only believed. #5AMWritersClub #scriptsky
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HELLYEAH!!! That’s the way to close it out at home! #NFL #Carolina #Panthers #CarolinaPanthers #KeepPounding #DETvCAR
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This place no longer wishes to have the juice.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look, I don’t wanna draw the attention of the fickle football gods, but WTF is going on with Ryan Fitzgerald? Missing one PAT? Sure, law of averages, eventually you shank one. Missing TWO CONSECUTIVE PATs??? BRUH. Tighten up. #NFL #Carolina #Panthers #CarolinaPanthers #KeepPounding #DETvCAR
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sounds uber-sketchy.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And it coincided with the company-wide store redesign effort that opened up and brightened everything. The late 90s-early 00s were a pretty good time for Kay.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes it’s nice to have a reliable recurring gift! My grandfather used to have one of those page-a-day calendar/planner things on his desk, and his birthday was in November. So every year, my mom would get him the next year’s refill pages for his birthday.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That slogan + jingle was incredible. Kinda sad they’re phasing it out. It’s been running for something like 30 years!
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every kiss means EVERY KISS.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
IN. MULTIPLE. TECHNIQUES.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wonder if they bought it for the Dallas market, but it bled into Philly because division rivals are secondary markets to each other?
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HAHAHA
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gift certificates for restaurants and/or weekend trips might work?
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Mondo™ @mondilator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
inside of you are two wolves etc
plaza theater presents

WILL YOU MARRY ME

A HISTORY OF CONCRETE (sic)

RESIDENT EVILmondo has selected:

THE HISTORY OF CONCRETE
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WOULD
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I know it’s dangerous! I want to poop there as a warning to others!”
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Uh, what kind of analogy is she trying to make here…?
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ll bet you it’s sleeveless. He thinks that a vest is a vest.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But also, when in doubt about gift-giving: Warhammer.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh sure! I’m not complaining. It’s one less thing I have to worry about. Which is why my pre-marriage wardrobe was almost entirely black, grey, and navy. Everything went together, both on me, and in the laundry. ✨ E F F I C I E N C Y ✨
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Cystic Pizza”?
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Lisa Kadonaga @tapirtrouble.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"English doesn’t borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar." --attributed to James Nicoll
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*chirps*
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jason Mews pronounces it “myootchie-bootchies”.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When nearly every Christmas, birthday, Father’s Day, and/or anniversary gift is a clothing item of some kind, we really don’t need to shop.
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
<absent-mindedly hits the Like button while looking at the two photos my Bride just texted from the department store with “Which of these do you like?”>
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HAHAHA
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Neat!
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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hegseth is converting DoD back to Wangs.
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