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RokuTV’s Basilisk

@furioursus.dev
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i’m a queer frontend dev and part-time raver. Agender, bisexual, and polyam. i post about #mtg, being #adhd, and queer shit. Spouse: @coziestheaux.bsky.social Sir: @chimeracoder.bsky.social 📍 Queens, NY 🌐 furioursus.dev

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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 4h
“Let’s overthrow the oligarchy!”
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 5h
Jesus i am so weak right now
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 7h
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Amanda C 🥄 @amandaesque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ABSOLUTELY SCREAM CACKLING at this search prompt and image combo on the new trashbasket america.gov
Screenshot of the america.gov website. A search box offers an example prompt of "How can I invest in my child's future?" over an image of a young ice-staking child sprawled out face-down after falling on a frozen pond.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 23h
i really struggled to cut down the videos i had and splice in enough clips of otter dances but i sort of just settled on cute cartoons, and Japanese otters as pets being terrors in the backyard!
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 23h
Hey nerds! Are you signed up for #WeirdWebOctober (weirdweboctober.website) yet? It's a great excuse for us to make a weird little website, one a day, each day the month, with a one word prompt firing each day. It's like #Drawtober, but for HTML!
weirdweboctober.website
Weird Web October
A challenge to try and make a website every day of October, based on the theme for each day
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Grab an oyster, or your favorite rock! In honor of Sea Otter Awareness week, we'll be streaming tonight at Disco Dungeon from 9-11 ET. Join us for bumping house music to shake your furry tail to! twitch.tv/djshonar
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 29/09/2026
So jealous of getting to meetup for something like this. i just set up a subdomain for this at weirdweb.furioursus.dev and got myself listed on octothorp.es in prep for it. i hope my other friends get around to doing it, too!
weirdweb.furioursus.dev
Weird Web October 2026
A small, weird website every day of October 2026. There's a cat hidden on every one.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 29/09/2026
Thinking about how i wish i was playing Reality Fracture right now.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 28/09/2026
Played Konstrari aggro manaramp alongside @chimeracoder.bsky.social playing Theorix graveyard recursion at 2HG on Sunday. This set is ridiculously fun and it didn’t hurt that i opened both Garruks for Him and me to use. Heartwood tokens are *busted* imho.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 27/09/2026
Just to be clear: people are claiming that @magic.wizards.com put out a survey mentioning Harry Potter in #mtg and not a single person has linked to it, screenshot it, or claimed they received it themselves. And this is happening on a Friday night? During prerelease? Please stop and think, y’all.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/09/2026
showing sahaquiel the tenth angel to my surgeon. which surgeon? great question
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 26/09/2026
Mannnnn i wish i kept this from my job at Oakland when i left…
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 26/09/2026
hey you can't be mad I said "hot take"
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 25/09/2026
We used to be a real society cc: @chimeracoder.bsky.social
An old bluesky screenshot showing an interaction between kristen.bsky.social, @chimeracoder.bsky.social, and @intern.goose.art.

Kristen writes “If you continue to harass me on this app I will file a police report. Leave me alone. This is the last time I will say this.”

Aditya responds with “/beemoviebomb”

Imeediately after the robot butler account begins to respond in thread with the entire script of Bee Movie, beginning with “According to all known laws” followed by “of aviation,”

You can see where this is going…
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 24/09/2026
My buddy Scott gave me the greatest gift ever and now I have to wait until the new Kamigawa set to slot it in a commander deck.
A command tower alter with beautiful art of  Gurren Lagann piercing through the name card with a drill.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 24/09/2026
Covid conscious lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts is this Fall’s no loads refused pimped-out cumdump event.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 23/09/2026
This story was a journey.
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Quiche Industries @quiche.industries · 22/09/2026
It's mind-boggling how clunky almost all 3rd-party iOS browsers are. Here's my little Quiche Browser vs Brave, Edge, Firefox, and Vivaldi... Look at how the photo jumps abruptly as the toolbar collapses and expands, everywhere but in Quiche Browser.
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 22/09/2026
atlas
@creatine_cycle
"i think X is better now than ever" - @TaylorLorenz
 

"twitter was falling apart so i'm glad @elonmusk
 took over but i was like elon has never ran a social media product"

"he banned me by the way. first major mistake"

"i was very skeptical and i thought this would be the end of X but my controversial take now is that X is better than ever. especially for technology and for the cultural conversation"

"we got jensen tweeting, we got zuck back on. they have all come crawling back"

today is the one year anniversary of MOTS and to celebrate i was lucky enough to hang out with @TaylorLorenz at the park and read ads at her.
we covered:
- the creative process
- AI doom
- messaging around data centers and AIDorinda Medley, a blonde white woman cast member of the Real Housewives of New York brings a drink to her face and says, “She’s startin’.” with calculating eyes across the table.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/09/2026
people expect you to answer the door too quickly. mate, I'm at home, there's no way I was just wearing pants, hold your horses
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 21/09/2026
Throwback to the start of the pandemic when we bought a Scat-Mat to try to keep Tybalt off our kitchen counters:
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nat alison @tesseralis.site · 10/09/2026
the Programs are rewritten in React and becoming Websites. the Websites are ported over to Swift and becoming Apps. the Apps are adding achievements and becoming Games. the Games are filled with numbers and becoming Spreadsheets. and the Spreadsheets? they're adding automation and becoming Programs.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 21/09/2026
How i felt today while dancing at They Went On Forever vs. how i actually looked:
A person with long, curly brown hair caught mid-dance in a bright room with pale walls, a white door, and a honey-toned hardwood floor. They wear a black sleeveless V-neck top, a black belt with a square buckle, loose black trousers, and teal patent shoes; a swath of teal-green fabric swings out from the hip. One knee is lifted high and both arms are flung wide, hair whipping across the face. Motion blur streaks the arms and legs. They are a study in movement and fluidity.A Peanuts cartoon shows two unnamed children dance across a magenta-pink floor marked with thin outlines of wooden plans. On the left, a child with sparse spiky hair, an orange shirt, black shorts, and brown shoes lids his shoulder up one side and diagonally points the other down; a blank expression on his face.. On the right, a smaller child in a purple dress and white shoes is mid-step with one arm raised, their large mop of hair completely covering their face, flinging their head around in abandon with precious little coordination.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 19/09/2026
i’m signed up to play 2HG for #MTGFracture Prerelease with @chimeracoder.bsky.social next weekend and all i ask is that the universe for once not put us up against a transfemme couple who have a terrifyingly fluid rhythm and wordless communication that looks and feels like this:
static.klipy.com
Evangelion Neon Genesis Evangelion
Alt: Scene from Neon Genesis Evangelion featuring Shinji and Asuka attacking in perfect sync with their EVA units and obliterating their Angel opponent.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 19/09/2026
Sometimes you reskeet something to the timeline and accidentally make a synchronistic masterpiece.
Reskeet that reads

"Holes filled" update
From factpostnews that shows a portrait of Zohran Mamdani with the text, “200,000
HOLES FILLED
IN NEW YORK CITY UNDER MAYOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI”

Bellow it, a post unrelated but tangentially funny, @sarahedo.bsky.social writes “Mamdani is teaching us all that we weren’t asking for something impossible, after all.”
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Holes filled” update
a graphic of Mamdani with the huge words 200,000 HOLES FILLED and then in tiny letters in NYC under Mayor Mamdani
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 18/09/2026
/me fires up the xkcd “standards” comic:
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who is the anon that posted this gem on @robotrad.bsky.social's Tumblr? WHO ARE YOU?
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 18/09/2026
Me the moment i eat Whataburger
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 18/09/2026
Imagining an alternate timeline in Bleach where Aizen didn’t know you weren’t supposed to lisp the “S” and so his army was comprised of his “Ethpada.”
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 18/09/2026
lol I’ve been added to their block list because they decided to throw a fit at me and i chose peace and not letting my recently applied HRT push me over the line to be petty and mean. i’m sorry you don’t like people sharing nuanced takes, but i hope your little “familiar” helps you down the road.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 18/09/2026
Three times you’ve quote-skeeted this blithe post, each time responding to me because you have a desire to get the last word in to prove something to who, me? You want be puerile? Fine, but i would rather not ride out my testosterone uptake today while someone lets me know how not owned they are.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 17/09/2026
Cell phones didn’t make everyone a photographer. They gave everyone a tool capable of photography. Access to a tool doesn’t make everyone practitioner of that art any more than owning a pencil makes me a cartoonist. As always the secret is in the craft, the practice, and the understanding.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 17/09/2026
Rachel Grey, sitting next to him, is like
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Dead Sister Michael
Alt: Sister Michael in Derry Girls looks to her left with a look of shock and annoyance, saying “Am I dead?”
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 17/09/2026
Futzed around a bit further with my site's appearance last night. Decided to make use of feTurbulence to give my text a slightly rough, poorly printed aesthetic. Might fuck around with feMorphology for the headers too to really give it some further ink texture.
The header portion of my website, furioursus.dev, showcasing the page heading with the word “Music” which has a bold sans serif font whose edges seem slightly jittered via the feTurbulence svg effect.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 17/09/2026
Few things are better suited for separating the weak from the strong than a hot bowl of Buldak ramen.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More people have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's opening act than pulled out of Aella
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Haruki @harukipup.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Look ma I've made it
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 14/09/2026
TFW your CEO’s mentor was a KKK leader so you decide to go back to the source to reconnect with your roots:
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 14/09/2026
i need to see the texts screenshots, PLEASE!
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 14/09/2026
i really want to draft #MTGFracture already.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 14/09/2026
So what i’m gathering from this image is that vagina bones are real!
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 14/09/2026
As Zeke Nicholson said this past week on @smartypants.dropout.tv: if it weren’t for Macklemore robbing Kendrick at the Grammys and then posting a screenshot of his text apology to Kendrick to his public Instagram page, it’s possible to imagine a world where we’d never have had this moment, either:
Kendrick Lamar mid-performance on a stadium field at the Super Bowl halftime show, walking with a mic raised as he says the phrase “Say Drake!” during “Not Like Us,” wearing a blue-and-white varsity jacket, flared jeans, a backwards cap, and layered chains. Dancers in matching red, white, and blue tracksuits stand in loose formation around him.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I see Gail has never played cedh
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