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i’m a queer frontend dev and part-time raver. Agender, bisexual, and polyam. i post about #mtg, being #adhd, and queer shit. Spouse: @coziestheaux.bsky.social Sir: @chimeracoder.bsky.social 📍 Queens, NY 🌐 furioursus.dev

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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 7h
#XSpoilers TFW you can't resist being catty to your toxic ex-boyfriend:
Two-panel comic split down the middle. Left: an extreme close-up of Magneto in his red-and-purple helmet, lit in harsh magenta and blue, teeth gritted and eyes glowing. He says: "Is this a long-distance telepathic call, Charles? Have you beamed in for a chat from Shi'ar space or wherever it is you've been sticking your fingers, in this, my hour of need? Or is it more likely, more 'inevitable,' that you are simply a figment of my randomly firing synapses as I enter brain death?" Right: Professor Xavier, bald, in a dark high-collared bodysuit against a black void, glances sideways with an unimpressed scowl and replies: "Rude, Max."
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 25/09/2026
We used to be a real society cc: @chimeracoder.bsky.social
An old bluesky screenshot showing an interaction between kristen.bsky.social, @chimeracoder.bsky.social, and @intern.goose.art.

Kristen writes “If you continue to harass me on this app I will file a police report. Leave me alone. This is the last time I will say this.”

Aditya responds with “/beemoviebomb”

Imeediately after the robot butler account begins to respond in thread with the entire script of Bee Movie, beginning with “According to all known laws” followed by “of aviation,”

You can see where this is going…
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 23/09/2026
Like, Jesus!
The new policy was not received with love.
“Just say you're being complicit in a mass disabling event and get it over with,” wrote one commenter.

“people like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience,” posted another.

“I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their Saturday plans just to scrape extra revenue from ablists [sic],”wrote a third.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 22/09/2026
Jev!
Jeb Bush stands, a broken, defeated man, that pales in popularity and likability to his buffoon of a war-criminal brother as he appears to say “Please choose” instead of “Please clap.”
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 22/09/2026
atlas
@creatine_cycle
"i think X is better now than ever" - @TaylorLorenz
 

"twitter was falling apart so i'm glad @elonmusk
 took over but i was like elon has never ran a social media product"

"he banned me by the way. first major mistake"

"i was very skeptical and i thought this would be the end of X but my controversial take now is that X is better than ever. especially for technology and for the cultural conversation"

"we got jensen tweeting, we got zuck back on. they have all come crawling back"

today is the one year anniversary of MOTS and to celebrate i was lucky enough to hang out with @TaylorLorenz at the park and read ads at her.
we covered:
- the creative process
- AI doom
- messaging around data centers and AIDorinda Medley, a blonde white woman cast member of the Real Housewives of New York brings a drink to her face and says, “She’s startin’.” with calculating eyes across the table.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 22/09/2026
i might have a problem:
Slay the Spire 2

Play Time: 471.5 hours
Last Played: Today
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 21/09/2026
Throwback to the start of the pandemic when we bought a Scat-Mat to try to keep Tybalt off our kitchen counters:
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 21/09/2026
How i felt today while dancing at They Went On Forever vs. how i actually looked:
A person with long, curly brown hair caught mid-dance in a bright room with pale walls, a white door, and a honey-toned hardwood floor. They wear a black sleeveless V-neck top, a black belt with a square buckle, loose black trousers, and teal patent shoes; a swath of teal-green fabric swings out from the hip. One knee is lifted high and both arms are flung wide, hair whipping across the face. Motion blur streaks the arms and legs. They are a study in movement and fluidity.A Peanuts cartoon shows two unnamed children dance across a magenta-pink floor marked with thin outlines of wooden plans. On the left, a child with sparse spiky hair, an orange shirt, black shorts, and brown shoes lids his shoulder up one side and diagonally points the other down; a blank expression on his face.. On the right, a smaller child in a purple dress and white shoes is mid-step with one arm raised, their large mop of hair completely covering their face, flinging their head around in abandon with precious little coordination.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 20/09/2026
When it’s right, it’s right!
Jev evaluation of my account: 69% top, 31% bottom.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 19/09/2026
Sometimes you reskeet something to the timeline and accidentally make a synchronistic masterpiece.
Reskeet that reads

"Holes filled" update
From factpostnews that shows a portrait of Zohran Mamdani with the text, “200,000
HOLES FILLED
IN NEW YORK CITY UNDER MAYOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI”

Bellow it, a post unrelated but tangentially funny, @sarahedo.bsky.social writes “Mamdani is teaching us all that we weren’t asking for something impossible, after all.”
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 17/09/2026
Sorry, i’m busy 🤭
Slay the Spire 2
PLAY TIME: 471.5 hours
LAST PLAYED: Today
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 17/09/2026
Futzed around a bit further with my site's appearance last night. Decided to make use of feTurbulence to give my text a slightly rough, poorly printed aesthetic. Might fuck around with feMorphology for the headers too to really give it some further ink texture.
The header portion of my website, furioursus.dev, showcasing the page heading with the word “Music” which has a bold sans serif font whose edges seem slightly jittered via the feTurbulence svg effect.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 14/09/2026
As Zeke Nicholson said this past week on @smartypants.dropout.tv: if it weren’t for Macklemore robbing Kendrick at the Grammys and then posting a screenshot of his text apology to Kendrick to his public Instagram page, it’s possible to imagine a world where we’d never have had this moment, either:
Kendrick Lamar mid-performance on a stadium field at the Super Bowl halftime show, walking with a mic raised as he says the phrase “Say Drake!” during “Not Like Us,” wearing a blue-and-white varsity jacket, flared jeans, a backwards cap, and layered chains. Dancers in matching red, white, and blue tracksuits stand in loose formation around him.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 12/09/2026
Alternate cover for Reality Fracture:
INTERNAL FAMILY SYSTEMS
THERAPY
SECOND EDITION
RICHARD C. SCHWARTZ
MARTHA SWEEZY
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 10/09/2026
“i sort of let out one of the greatest threats our existence has ever known in order to fix the greatest threat to our existence that i sort of caused” is probably the single most “Jace” thing Tam could have ever done. Happy Birthday, Jace is officially babygirl, now.
Tam beseeches the tentacles of Emrakul, the Devourer as it crackles with lightning and begins to consume the Echoverse that threatens to destroy reality.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 10/09/2026
loooool
It's Jace.

If you're hearing this, Tam, I'm dead. I've made arrangements for such an event. You're my fail-safe.

Tam feels tears well in her eyes.

Sparks are precious now. I made you so you could inherit mine. This spark was me, and now, it is you.

I only ask that you continue our work. Make things better. Everything is in progress ... just like us. May we always know exactly who we are.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 10/09/2026
“Tam… we can’t both exist. I’m going to become half of you. And I need you to know that every moment you love being a conniving asshole, that’s me, loving myself, and loving being a conniving asshole. Because you’re going to be something extraordinary. You’re going to be a plot device.”
Photoshopped image of Jace Beleren as The Theorist with the hair and body of Steven Universe’s mother/self, Rose Quartz, as she talks to Steven/Tam over a VHS tape.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 10/09/2026
MRW i’m looking at what the team that came in after me (and then hired me as a consultant after nearly being fired) wrote and thinking “i really hope i don’t have to untangle this mess later.”
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 10/09/2026
And. Here. We. Go. i have the old Oakland website archived from the day it was decommissioned, and have begun building the templates with @astro.build so that i can keep my proof of my 5 years of work as an entirely static site on furioursus.dev.
A worktree for an IDE that shows oaklandca.gov as the project name. Below it are the a bunch of Craft CMS directories:
.ddev, .github / workflows, astro-site, which is highlighted, config, docs, lib / calendarize-craft5, modules, public, salvage, also highlighted, scripts, src, storage, templates, web, with a couple files (env.example, .gitignore, and .ignore) also visible.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 07/09/2026
Saying a silent prayer and begging for a sequel to the Street Fighter Shmup, Cannon Spike!
Artwork for the Capcom game Cannon Spike, illustrated by Kinu Nishimura. A chunky orange-and-white logo runs across the top, the word "CANNON SPIKE" overlapping a green targeting reticle. Below it the cast is packed into a heroic group pose across two rows, the whole illustration washed in warm orange and gold against white. Back row, left to right: Charlie Nash in a tan military vest with glasses pushed up on the bridge of his nose; Akabi, Shiba's small robot sidekick, spitting a pale flame; Arthur inside his giant golden Ghosts 'n Goblins-style armor with a horned helm, his gunlance barrel angled up over the group; an oversized armored fist crowding into the frame from behind; Cammy in her green Delta Red uniform with long blond braids, holding a submachine gun; and Simone, the red-haired cyborg, in a white and navy bodysuit with her katana hilt showing. Front row: Baby Bonnie Hood in her red hooded cape with her basket; Shiba, spiky blond hair, goggles and a mask, aiming a pistol; and Mega Man in his blue helmet at lower right.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 07/09/2026
Currently migrating 110gb of documents to a Cloudflare R2 storage system as i resurrect the Oakland website, where i spent 5 years of my life developing a tool for my community. it's looking to be one hell of a retrospective, too.
A dark mode terminal log displays rows upon rows of documents being uploaded, one after another to another server.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 07/09/2026
First Law & Order films on our block last month, now this! My block is so popular!
Selfie on a bright sunny day outside a brick building with a glass-block window. A masc-presenting white person with a reddish-blond beard, black-to-pink ombré glasses, and a black snapback with a green underbrim and pink trim smiles slightly at the camera. They’re wearing a hot pink tank top, a heavy chain necklace with a padlock hanging from it, and a backpack strap across their chest; a geometric blackwork tattoo covers their shoulder and a script tattoo runs down their forearm. They hold up a peace sign toward a weathered tan stone statue on the right. It’s a headless, limbless torso mounted on a post behind a black iron fence, the exact same statue from the second panel of the comic Mattie Lubchansky posted in the quoted skeet.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 07/09/2026
Sup, nerds?
Selfie on a bright sunny day outside a brick building with a glass-block window. A masc-presenting white person with a reddish-blond beard, black-to-pink ombré glasses, and a black snapback with a green underbrim and pink trim smiles slightly at the camera. They’re wearing a hot pink tank top, a heavy chain necklace with a padlock hanging from it, and a backpack strap across their chest; a geometric blackwork tattoo covers their shoulder and a script tattoo runs down their forearm. They hold up a peace sign toward a weathered tan stone statue on the right. It’s a headless, limbless torso mounted on a post behind a black iron fence, exactly the statue from the second panel of the comic posted previously by the OP.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 07/09/2026
The new model in question:
A ragamuffin doll with auburn hair, misfocused eyes and a severe lazy eye issue, wearing a macrame bonnet and a yellow ribbon at its neck.

At the bottom is an Antiques Roadshow chiron that reads “Oy, Mista!You Me Dad? Doll $40-$70”
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 04/09/2026
Damn, this grape is caked up.
A green grape sits on my bookshelf with a split down the middle looking like a fat ass.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 26/08/2026
Man, the last three months have really been me fully dissociating through music, huh?
Audiopath top albums grid for May 25 – Aug 25, 2026, showing 24 albums ranked by play count. In order: 1. Cheesecake Boys – Essentials by Cheesecake Boys, 22 plays. 2. Boy P**y* by Boy Pussy, 21 plays. 3. Frequency Freakin – Single by Block & Crown, 17 plays. 4. Miami 2019 – Pornostar Session 2… by Block & Crown, 17 plays. 5. Siren (The Alarm) – Single by Essel, 16 plays. 6. Loose My Mind – Single by Block & Crown, 15 plays. 7. Walk F' Me (Serve) – Single by Essel, 15 plays. 8. Babes on the Run Essentials by Babes on the Run, 14 plays. 9. The Mountain by Gorillaz, 13 plays. 10. Orbital 2 by Orbital, 13 plays. 11. Boogie Oogie – Single by Babert, 12 plays. 12. Persona 5 Original Soundtrack, 11 plays. 13. Funky Feeling EP by Kevin Prise, 10 plays. 14. WOR$T GIRL IN AMERI… by Slayyyter, 10 plays. 15. Sexy Thang – Single by Funksoul Brothers, 9 plays. 16. Stomp (New York, Det…) by House of Prayers & Crazibiza, 9 plays. 17. Disco House Best of D… by Maxim & Matte & Crazibiza, 9 plays. 18. The Secret Life of Walt… by Various Artists, 9 plays. 19. Sempre – Single by Effendi, 8 plays. 20. Stay – Single by Essel, 8 plays. 21. a cloud of eiderdown. by Gabriel Cavalcanti, 8 plays. 22. Bucci Bag – Single by nari, 8 plays. 23. We're Gonna Party – S… by Pietro Over Jack, 8 plays. 24. Xcuse Me by Pietro Over Jack, 8 plays. Album art is tiled in a mosaic with the top-ranked releases largest; the covers skew toward bright house and disco label artwork — hot pink, yellow, and neon graphics — with a few outliers like the Gorillaz mountain illustration and the Persona 5 anime key art. Footer reads "Audiopath," the date range, 1:1, 1500 x 1500.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 26/08/2026
Really having too much fun with making notification bots for different websites i manage.
Notification Center
Tita Baby Bot
4m ago
📞👀 Ay, such a clean build for nahi-design, wala talagang aberya! production • main
💬feat: add video support to the lightb...
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 22/08/2026
Gisa looks… different in the new Foundation Commander precon box art. it feels almost like another character is wearing her costume.
Ghoulcaller Gisa, a sinister woman with pale skin and sharp features wears a black off-shoulder dress and a dark veil. She grips a shovel across her shoulders and smirks against a swirling purple and blue magical backdrop.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 21/08/2026
How many chili flakes is too many? Asking for my GI tract.
Closeup shot of a piece of beef jerky that has so many chili flakes on it, it looks like a sequined dress.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 21/08/2026
Doing very serious things right now and adding a status bot for my website deploys using only the most mature and serious language, possible:
Success: 🐾💨 ZOOMIES — furioursus.dev deployed clean and the tail will not stop waggin'! production · main \n [url] \n good build. good pup. 🦴

Failure: 🐾😖 whimpers — furioursus.dev tripped over its own paws and faceplanted. production · main \n [error, truncated] \n go sniff out the leash (the deploy log) before more zoomies happen 🐕
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 20/08/2026
idk, this feels pretty pivotal to me:
A young Bobby Drake, nee Iceman asks a young Jean Grey, nee Marvel Girl "What's happening?" to which she replies "Bobby... you're gay."
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 20/08/2026
Next season, on X-Men `97:
A title card showing the cast of X-Men: 97 at the top, and below, the text in the X-Men title font treatment reads: "Where are cyclops's chastity keys?"
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 18/08/2026
*bends down and brings a bit of dirt from the floor to their tongue, tasting tracks* teenager was camped out here recently, likely a week. Probably got spooked when she heard us say to get the chicken out of the freezer. Should still be in the area; there’s several full diet sodas in the fridge.
A kitchen sink filled with dirty dishes, including glass jars, plates, utensils, and can lids, partially submerged in cloudy standing water, with a sponge and dish soap nearby.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 01/08/2026
Okay, come on. i know nobody (ab)uses GenAI like the weed industry, but how do you not know how many leaflets are typically expected to be on the damn leaf?
Sandwich board ad for “high brownie” on a New York City sidewalk. The image is GenAI and shows a flat brownie with a waxy seven leaflet pot leaf sitting atop of it.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 31/07/2026
Was hanging out in the @shoptalkshow.com D-D-D-Discord and a random conversation about keyboards, anime, and LLMs made me make this:
Title card in the style of Neon Genesis Evangelion with the text reading “YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY (NOT) RIGHT TO CORRECT ME
EPISODE:26

あなたは私を訂正することは絶対に正しいではありません”
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 30/07/2026
CAT MY LIFE INTO MIECES THIS IS MY LAST PURRSORT!
Dante, my brown mackerel tabby sits on our bed while my spouse’s long hair drapes over Dante’s head, obscuring half of his face.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 25/07/2026
We were kind of doomed from the start:
Original two button famicom controller showing the buttons in order of B followed by AOriginal Master System two button controller showing the buttons in order of 1 then 2
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 24/07/2026
@stream.place is this an issue in MacOS release v0.11.18 or am i doing something incorrectly? When i attempt to log in, i can see underneath the modal that it says “no client” as an error message.
Settings menu for the @stream.place MacOS client. There is a modal log in window showing user @furioursus.dev trying to log in and underneath the modal, grayed out is a message that reads “An error occurred when logging in: No Client”
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 24/07/2026
My CPU the moment i dare to have Photoshop running with several gigabytes of loaded pattern files and textures:
Gia Gunn, Drag Race contestant, says “My God! There's room for everybody. Let's just say that.”
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 23/07/2026
Yeah, that’s what’s weird. It’s been turned off since yesterday:
Mastodon Account migration configuration panel for my @furioursus@woof.group account. It says “Your account is not redirecting to any other account currently.”

It does note that it was moved to furioursus@queer.dev in November of 2022.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 22/07/2026
The answer is clear: we need spider robots in the home.
A metallic robot spider made of gears, bolts and plate metal. It has LEDs for eyes and a clockwork gear for a thorax.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 22/07/2026
I’ll invest 500k now if the Guy pivots to “making fun of the Taco Bell situation is actually ableism,” but if the Guy only dabbles in liberal-minded conspiracy, i’m out.
The Sharks, a board of investors in the reality show, “Shark Tank” sit in their chairs hearing a pitch from a person asking for investment in their idea. Not one of them is a likeable person nor is much of their wealth ethical in the first place, but that doesn’t stop them from bidding on people’s dreams and profiting off of them all the same.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 20/07/2026
i… did not consider how he’d look when lit from below, however:
Kuchi Kopi, now on a bookshelf with an e26 bulb lamp base inside of him, glows ominously as his two uncaring eyes look out beyond me as Man would look past the goings on of an insect in His path.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 20/07/2026
And this morning, after 14 hours, he’s done! It looks like i forgot to support the overhang on his eyes so the filament there is a little more spaghetti’d than i’d like, but he came out pretty good overall!
Kuchi Kopi, standing at 8.25" tall, stared blankly outward from my desktop.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 20/07/2026
New Sunday evening project: making a Kuchi Kopi (from Bob’s Burgers) as a shelf lamp in my werq room. Once printed, he’ll stand 8.25" tall!
A 3d rendering of the yellow-green, glow-in-the-dark mascot monster, Kuchi Kopi. It’s a large blob with vacantly staring eyes, a bemused mouth, and two little ears atop its body. It has two short arms that rest on tits orbular body.The base of the lampshade model of Kuchi Kopi. He’s being printed with fluorescent yellow-green matte filament inside of my Bambu Lab P1S printer.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 16/07/2026
The intrusive thoughts won:
The previous photo, which Spice8Rack added alt text to say: "Spice & it's mate Saff (who is cool as fuck & needs to get on here). It's in all red with a keffiyeh round it's waist, & Saff is in cowboy boots & a Cunty tank top."

It also happens to be contorted in a very badass pose along with Saff, and looks like a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stand user, so of course i had to overlay the "menacing menacing menacing..." kanji text meme from the manga over both of their poses.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 15/07/2026
Trying to think of a first new post for the new website and i’m wondering: would people like something like a primer on how i navigated buying my first 3d printer and the tools i’ve needed to purchase and/or build a i’ve grown in my usage of it?
A white, bald, masc-presenting person (me) sits in their office chair and ponders while looking up at the ceiling through their pink and black glasses, and holding their trimmed cinnamon and sugar-colored beard in one hand. They are wearing a brown tank top that frames a chain link necklace/collar around their neck and highlights their tattooed right arm.

Behind them out of focus is a 3d printer, shelves and rows of filament, vinyl toys, and various other printing paraphernalia.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 14/07/2026
This email could easily be two very different areas of my life.
Email preview that reads "The best harness wins, not the best model

New course from Scott Moss (Netflix): ship agents that"
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 11/07/2026
God he's so babygirl <3
Zohran Mamdani speaks to the camera while his index fingers point at each other in a paper finger trap.
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RokuTV’s Basilisk @furioursus.dev · 09/07/2026
Jesus fucking Christ the City Council of Darkness finale was a fucking fever dream. i truly don’t know where i am or who i am now. Thank you, @dimension20.dropout.tv, for obliterating my mind. In flagrante delicto!
Siobhan Thompson in the dome on Dimension 20 saying “I’m covered in blood” with a somewhat stupefied look on her face.
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