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funky49 @funky49.com · 06/10/2026

My PS5 is worth more now than when I bought it? The future is crazy af.

Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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Okay I've seen at least 2 posts today that describe Jim Bakker as "having an affair with his secretary" or "getting caught banging his secretary" and just...no. He got caught paying her off because he and another preacher *violently raped her*. That isn't an affair, or a simple "sex scandal".

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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This obit lists a remarkable number of lucky breaks in his career. One opponent gets sick, then another, another suddenly resigns, etc. and he continued to rise. You have to assume as all of this happened, he was always asking himself: “Will they ever find out?”

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funky49 @funky49.com · 05/10/2026

I have a weird desire to make other husbands and dads look good.

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funky49 @funky49.com · 03/10/2026

If you get a chance to take the blame for your wife, always take it.

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funky49 @funky49.com · 02/10/2026

Boosting Celsius Retro Vibe Sparkling Sherbet because its the best flavor.

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A friend’s dad died so I called his mom and made her laugh a little.

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I feel like I’ve been over performing and under rewarded in this world. I don’t need people complaining.

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There are clearly other people in this world that you could be urging to do better besides me.

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funky49 @funky49.com · 25/09/2026

Dear lady telling me to slow down. I am going 5 miles under the speed limit and I am watching what I’m doing. Please enjoy your morning more.

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I talked to the guys at the office and we’re no longer going to call them wife beaters. We’re gonna call them wife lovers.

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funky49 @funky49.com · 25/09/2026

You’re supposed to show up empty handed to an interview so that your potential employer can offer you a water, etc.

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REDMAN prod. DJ SHOCCA | Red Bull 64 Bars

"Anyways", Hammer gets love in this 64 bars of rhymes from Redman www.youtube.com/watch?v=royO... #hammerdance

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YouTube video by Red Bull Droppa

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M.C. Hammer - U Can't Touch This

This song used to be the HOTTEST and now I don't even hear it on the oldies channel. U CAN'T TOUCH THIS www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCp...

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"They compressed our timeline" means do the same with less time to do it

💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Maybe I’m scarred for life. Every new parent I meet, I tell them to appreciate their kids when the kids are little!

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i don't think it's uniquely an american conceit, i think it's common among people accustomed to electronic communication. even going back to BBSes, where we were chatting by exchanging daily packets via a telephone relay system. i made a lot of long-lasting friendships, some crossing over into rl

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funky49 @funky49.com · 22/09/2026

Dear Men, What if we all started work on Friday while wearing a “wifebeater” shirt? Who would complain? Who would stop us?!?

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Derrick Sanskrit @dsanskrit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Take me down to the ASCII City where the birds are v and the fences tt

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

How come we never hear about crimes supporting humanity?

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funky49 @funky49.com · 22/09/2026

The teens aren't enthusiastic about taking care of a dog and cat for a few days. I explained they just have to walk the dog enough so they don't have to clean poop and pee in the house. I'm afraid I've made being a grown up look too easy?

funky49 @funky49.com · 17/09/2026

Send drones up to take samples and publish the results you sillies. Get loud with science or get quiet.

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funky49 @funky49.com · 17/09/2026

Hail Mary and Coyote were my favorite new movies this summer. Also enjoyed: Citizen Kane, The Graduate, The French Connection, and Working 9 to 5.

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funky49 @funky49.com · 13/09/2026

A Monitor vs Merrimack just happened but with uncrewed surface drones.

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funky49 @funky49.com · 12/09/2026

Working 9 to 5 has a garage door opener introduced in the first act that “winds up” being important in the third.

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funky49 @funky49.com · 12/09/2026

Who are you to oppress a cat? Her her eat all the treats she wants.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/09/2026

and the pod racing sequence is legitimately great

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funky49 @funky49.com · 10/09/2026

I’m giving the cat treats because we tagged teamed to catch and kill a cockroach.

funky49 @funky49.com · 10/09/2026

I saw The Mousetrap in London but I can't spoil the ending for you. Why? Because I forgot. That's why I can't spoil the ending.