funky49 @funky49.com · 12hBeing the US Ambassador to Greece is one of the easiest jobs in the world. Someone still dropped the ball doing it. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...nbcnews.comWhite House has asked Kimberly Guilfoyle, U.S. ambassador to Greece, to resign amid misconduct allegationsGuilfoyle, a former Fox News personality, was a top Trump campaign surrogate. 010
funky49 @funky49.com · 07/10/2026PlayStation owners. Buy this game. It’s on sale and made by my cousins kid. store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...store.playstation.comProject SongbirdThese woods were never empty... 010
funky49 @funky49.com · 06/10/2026My PS5 is worth more now than when I bought it? The future is crazy af. 010
Reposted by funky49Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Okay I've seen at least 2 posts today that describe Jim Bakker as "having an affair with his secretary" or "getting caught banging his secretary" and just...no. He got caught paying her off because he and another preacher *violently raped her*. That isn't an affair, or a simple "sex scandal". 191046302
Reposted by funky49Philadelphia Inquirer @inquirer.com · 06/10/2026Wawa was the only company to take the top spot in two regions.inquirer.comWawa is once again tied with Sheetz for second-best convenience store chain in national survey 1183
Reposted by funky49Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This obit lists a remarkable number of lucky breaks in his career. One opponent gets sick, then another, another suddenly resigns, etc. and he continued to rise. You have to assume as all of this happened, he was always asking himself: “Will they ever find out?” 821234
funky49 @funky49.com · 05/10/2026I have a weird desire to make other husbands and dads look good. 000
funky49 @funky49.com · 03/10/2026If you get a chance to take the blame for your wife, always take it. 020
funky49 @funky49.com · 02/10/2026Boosting Celsius Retro Vibe Sparkling Sherbet because its the best flavor. 000
funky49 @funky49.com · 29/09/2026A friend’s dad died so I called his mom and made her laugh a little.  011
funky49 @funky49.com · 29/09/2026I feel like I’ve been over performing and under rewarded in this world. I don’t need people complaining.  000
funky49 @funky49.com · 29/09/2026There are clearly other people in this world that you could be urging to do better besides me. 000
funky49 @funky49.com · 29/09/2026Dear lady telling me to slow down. I am going 5 miles under the speed limit and I am watching what I’m doing. Please enjoy your morning more. 000
funky49 @funky49.com · 25/09/2026I talked to the guys at the office and we’re no longer going to call them wife beaters. We’re gonna call them wife lovers.  000
funky49 @funky49.com · 25/09/2026You’re supposed to show up empty handed to an interview so that your potential employer can offer you a water, etc. 000
funky49 @funky49.com · 24/09/2026"Anyways", Hammer gets love in this 64 bars of rhymes from Redman www.youtube.com/watch?v=royO... #hammerdanceyoutube.comREDMAN prod. DJ SHOCCA | Red Bull 64 BarsYouTube video by Red Bull Droppa 000
funky49 @funky49.com · 24/09/2026This song used to be the HOTTEST and now I don't even hear it on the oldies channel. U CAN'T TOUCH THIS www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCp...youtube.comM.C. Hammer - U Can't Touch ThisYouTube video by MCHammerVevo 010
funky49 @funky49.com · 24/09/2026"They compressed our timeline" means do the same with less time to do it 010
funky49 @funky49.com · 24/09/2026Maybe I’m scarred for life. Every new parent I meet, I tell them to appreciate their kids when the kids are little! 000
funky49 @funky49.com · 23/09/2026Inside you are two wolves... inside you are TWO BRAINS? med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...med.stanford.eduHuman brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research findsStanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more. 130
Reposted by funky49💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i don't think it's uniquely an american conceit, i think it's common among people accustomed to electronic communication. even going back to BBSes, where we were chatting by exchanging daily packets via a telephone relay system. i made a lot of long-lasting friendships, some crossing over into rl 132
funky49 @funky49.com · 22/09/2026Dear Men, What if we all started work on Friday while wearing a “wifebeater” shirt? Who would complain? Who would stop us?!? 100
Reposted by funky49Derrick Sanskrit @dsanskrit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Take me down to the ASCII City where the birds are v and the fences tt 0123
Reposted by funky49Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026How come we never hear about crimes supporting humanity? 2219010
funky49 @funky49.com · 22/09/2026The teens aren't enthusiastic about taking care of a dog and cat for a few days. I explained they just have to walk the dog enough so they don't have to clean poop and pee in the house. I'm afraid I've made being a grown up look too easy? 010
funky49 @funky49.com · 21/09/2026But she paid off 3 folks while DJT only paid off 1 person. He’s at $130,000 per person for sexual favors. She’s at $66,666 per person for sexual favors. Lauren should be our president. 161
funky49 @funky49.com · 17/09/2026Send drones up to take samples and publish the results you sillies. Get loud with science or get quiet. 020
funky49 @funky49.com · 17/09/2026Hail Mary and Coyote were my favorite new movies this summer. Also enjoyed: Citizen Kane, The Graduate, The French Connection, and Working 9 to 5. 130
funky49 @funky49.com · 13/09/2026A Monitor vs Merrimack just happened but with uncrewed surface drones. 000
funky49 @funky49.com · 12/09/2026Working 9 to 5 has a garage door opener introduced in the first act that “winds up” being important in the third. 000
funky49 @funky49.com · 12/09/2026Who are you to oppress a cat? Her her eat all the treats she wants. 011
Reposted by funky49jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/09/2026and the pod racing sequence is legitimately great 45157214
funky49 @funky49.com · 10/09/2026I’m giving the cat treats because we tagged teamed to catch and kill a cockroach. 010
funky49 @funky49.com · 10/09/2026I saw The Mousetrap in London but I can't spoil the ending for you. Why? Because I forgot. That's why I can't spoil the ending. 010
funky49 @funky49.com · 10/09/2026I had to explain to a 14 year old and a 16 year old to not make noise after their parents go to bed. I invoked The Golden Rule. 000
Reposted by funky49MC Lars @mclars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My wife Ashley is an amazing science teacher. No pressure, but if you're able to help her stock her classroom this year, here's her Amazon wishlist. Anything helps and it goes straight to her students. Thank you! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... 286
Reposted by funky49J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 14/03/2024Shel Silverstein doesn’t get nearly enough credit for predicting ChatGPT. 2842771287
funky49 @funky49.com · 09/09/2026My commute was so engaging I'm now going to call driving to and from work a "sortie". 000
funky49 @funky49.com · 09/09/2026Wow. That was some traffic. I arrived at work and felt I needed a cigarette. I don't smoke! 010
funky49 @funky49.com · 08/09/2026For years my "Out of Office" message has been written in the Comic Sans font. Finally, someone saw it and called me out on it. Feels good man. 010
funky49 @funky49.com · 06/09/2026I went to a Dungeons and Dragons gathering and it was a bunch of NERDS! 050
Reposted by funky49Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Wow, you sound like a real champion of women in sports. 471045102
Reposted by funky49Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026DEMAND EVERY DEMOCRAT DENOUNCE SPARKY THE PENGUIN 41418
Reposted by funky49Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026just ran across this cartoon from the year of our lord two thousand and nine, and, welp. 35695176