Sign in

Ombud Sjutton

@subwoofersydney.bsky.social
933 followers 780 following 3.4K posts

Social Justice Ranger and Bard. Aspiring himbo. Magnet Warrior stan account. He/Him/They #ombudSjutton linktr.ee/detvaagenterna youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyaUljKi…

PostsRepliesMedia
Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 1h
I am voluntarily eating a salad for lunch *Holds for Applause*
110
Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 2h
What a blessing to be alive in just the right point in history to be able to see things like this
010
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 6h
Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.
020266
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
LdeSignalas Photodesign @signala.bsky.social · 7h
Trouvez repos et sérénité dans la châtaigneraie .. #ThickTrunkTuesday #scenery #photography #scape #TreeClub #nature #forest #woodland #AmiesDesArbres #twosday 🌳💚🌳
A quiet woodland trail winds beneath a dense canopy of chestnut trees, where scattered sunlight brightens the shaded path and creates a peaceful, inviting scene. The composition draws the eye from the broad, shadowed foreground toward a narrow trail that curves gently into the distance near the center. Tall trunks and low, leafy branches frame the route on both sides, while the sloping, vegetation-covered banks guide the viewer deeper into the woods. No people or animals are visible, and the stillness suggests a calm moment in nature. The main subjects are 2 sweet chestnut trees: mature trunks with textured, dark bark support an interlaced canopy of green leaves. Ferns, shrubs, and other low plants cluster along the edges of the path. The trail itself is uneven and earthy, with patches of light filtering across its surface. The setting is a quiet forest in daylight. Sunbeams pass through openings in the canopy, illuminating patches of leaves and ground amid cool, deep shade. The mixture of dappled light, dense greenery, and an empty path gives the image a serene, secluded atmosphere.
2477
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 7h
this is how we like to see Flocktober celebrated www.alaskasnewssource.com/2026/10/06/d...
alaskasnewssource.com
Flock camera cut down outside Anchorage Lowe’s
A downed pole outside the South Anchorage Lowe’s is confirmed as a Flock Safety camera, after additional photos showed “Flock Safety” branding and the company’s logo under the camera lens.
2223
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
The Onion @theonion.com · 10h
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
696280926
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
other day i was at david lynchs grave just having a moment of thought and admiration and lookin down at all the flowers, and coffee cups, and two cookies and a coke, and wow it just hits you like a thousand suns that art is immortal. creation is too radiant to contain in a body. we trot across time
162600521
Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 19h
I have a sudden urge to finally play Undertale
020
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Corvid Dallas Multipass (he/him)(it/its) 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @genuscorvidae.bsky.social · 23h
Always reskeet Wendy!
1297
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 22h
The 1940's version of Bugs Bunny is exactly like the one in Cherokee legends
0394
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Jhoo-Nee-Suh-Stee Ooh-Luh-Sah-Tee Uh-Dah-Lee
Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The words are camp crystal lake and pronounced Jhoo-Nee-Suh-Stee Ooh-Luh-Sah-Tee Uh-Dah-Lee
1318
Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I dare any TARPer to not immediately read this in Toni’s voice
010
Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reposting with alt text
@yveule’s text post: “Matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave”

@CarrotFollower has quote posted it with an image of Jabba the Hutt with a speech bubble
061
Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Locktober Day 6 This is a reminder for all newbies to moisturise so you don’t chafe or pinch, which can and will ruin your experience Also, please remember to periodically and regularly remove the cage for thorough cleaning of both the device and your body This is a marathon, not a sprint
052
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You may think this doesn't effect you. I promise you it does.
06026
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
rex 🦖 @rexs1gma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
she's perfection.
static.klipy.com
Shotgun Pump - Addams Family Values
ALT: Shotgun Pump - Addams Family Values
0262
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aragorn: what do thine elf ears hear, Legolas? Legolas: the music of smash mouth. An ogre approaches
0346
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Fuzzerween @fuzzerhop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You will enjoy things you like!
A cat pointing a gun at you
021
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is the howling and pronounced Gay-hluh-huh-skah
1164
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
3954761615
Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three or four years ago, I tried to suggest to Sydney kink event organisers that they should coordinate in a shared location, and was told very pointedly by one (who will not be named because I’m not that petty) “We all just use Facebook, it’s fine” Reason #17 why I’m basically the oracle Cassandra
020
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Resident Evil marketing promoting the film is going to extremes
0184
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Demon roulette - Street Magic by and performed by Jeramy Neugin
1175
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Dana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Any suggestions for middle grade books with arab protagonists? My kid just said they dont like being arab because "we're always the bad guys."
1211276282
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1. Tonight at Gillette Stadium, Zach Bryan, one of the biggest country music artists in the world, wore a Free Palestine shirt onstage. Gillette Stadium is owned by Robert Kraft, who pushed Ed Sheeran and his promoter to drop Macklemore from his tour. Bryan isn’t just a major country artist.
15658081396
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
152107992335
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Ay-Law-Hee Ah-Stah-Nuh-Nuh Wee-Gah-Law-Saw-Nuh
Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The words are twilight zone and pronounced Ay-Law-Hee Ah-Stah-Nuh-Nuh Wee-Gah-Law-Saw-Nuh
17720
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Where's my MONEY you sumbitch!"
0322
Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s my favourite way to spend the day with Master @ombudtjugotva.bsky.social
“Han kysser mig” is Swedish for “He is kissing me”
041
Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m probably needlessly annoyed by this but how are there still people in this world who wear their pandemic days face mask under their nose? Fuckin’ mouth breathing twats 🙄🤬
210
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Pup Whiskey @whiskeypup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blessings of the Holiday to all who celebrate. *wag*
1209
Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reposting with alt text because it’s true
Alternating blue and red text reads: “The day Trump dies will be the closest we’ve ever come to world peace”

I do want it on record that it should read “the closest we’ll ever come”, because then it would be consistently in the future simple tense
010
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Locktober be like…
0201
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gm
A book called “The Barenstein Bears Cut Down a Flock Camera” shows the father doing exactly that.
540952
Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just to be clear, we’re all thinking of the same “it” right?
000
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Cordoba Luis Photographer @cordobaluis.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
#Martian geology The documentary power of the Atacama Desert contrasting sharp eroded salt mountain ridges with a massive smooth sand dune An artistic study of extreme textures and arid scale under a clear sky #luiscordobapharchive #atacama #chile #landscape #desert #geology #travel #EastCoastKin
Horizontal orientation landscape photograph capturing the extreme topography of the Atacama Desert in Chile. The foreground and midground feature highly eroded, rugged clay and salt rock formations with deep ridges and shadows in reddish-brown tones. Rising behind these jagged textures is a massive, smooth sand dune sweeping across the upper right. In the far distance, blue mountain ranges sit under a clear blue sky. The sunlight emphasizes the stark contrast between the sharp geological ridges and the soft contours of the desert sand. Optimized for Atacama desert geology, Valle de la Luna landscapes, eroded rock formations, and South American arid geography indexing.
2301197237
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Werewolf - street magic by and performed by Jeramy Neugin
1158
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Ah-Nee-Jha-Skee-Lee Dee-Sah-Duh-Skee
Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is Ghostbusters and pronounced Ah-Nee-Jha-Skee-Lee Dee-Sah-Duh-Skee
1258
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
260184354874
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Ah-Tlee-Kee-Ah Dah-Wah-Jhee-Luh Gah-Lah-Nuh-Duh
Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The words are A Nightmare on Elm Street and pronounced Ah-Tlee-Kee-Ah Dah-Wah-Jhee-Luh Gah-Lah-Nuh-Duh
15519
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Doo-Nee-Naw-Dee
Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is October and pronounced DooNeeNawDee
13315
Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We interrupt your doomscrolling to bring you the word “forswunk” www.instagram.com/reel/Dd7Tc_F...
instagram.com
The Dictionary Diva on Instagram: "Why explain that you’re “tired” when a word like “forswunk” exists? This weird old word is the perfect way to describe how you feel after a long, hard day of physica...
2,062 likes, 41 comments - thedictionarydiva on September 30, 2026: "Why explain that you’re “tired” when a word like “forswunk” exists? This weird old word is the perfect way to describe how you feel...
000
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HEDY LAMARR escaped from her Nazi husband by disguising herself as her own maid, became a top actress in Hollywood, then co-developed a radio guidance system for Allied torpedoes - the principles of which are incorporated into today’s Bluetooth and GPS technology. Helluva lady.
532284513
Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reposting with alt text is insufficient. This needs a whole screenshot of LOL.
Reposted by @corgirules2.bsky.social from @froggybottompond

The image that has been shared features Vanna White stage down-right of the iconic “Wheel of Fortune” board where the words “IOWA HAWK-Y-S” have been revealed. 

In the bottom-left corner, Senator Eric Schmitt poses like a smug servo(1) attendant who just tried to put diesel in a Prius.

Sukie (@froggybottompond) has shared the above image with the following quote: “I’d like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.”


(1) “servo” - Australian slang term for what Americans would call a gas station
130
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leg is so dead and failing, you'd think it was a business he started
0203
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Big Hat Logan thee Sorcerer @hatsorcerer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
please forgive me for deflecting your lovely compliment with humor, I am still new to liking myself :)
3382
Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s over 2 hours long and this is probably the 4th or 5th time I’ve watched it because it (unfortunately) never gets old youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_x...
youtube.com
Line Goes Up – The Problem With NFTs
YouTube video by Folding Ideas
000
Reposted by Ombud Sjutton
Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Bear invited rabbit to a dinner.
Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is bean and pronounced TuhYah
1247
Ombud Sjutton @subwoofersydney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#PuppyBrainDump now with context link www.instagram.com/reel/DdyOQsN...
020