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Funkit Toys

@funkittoys.bsky.social
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modular sexperiments, budget friendly dildos, and silly toys to make sex more fun. 🔞 funkittoys.com

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 1h
Do you have a hole in your body? Oh no! Better plug that up.
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Buttplug — Funkit Toys
It's a buttplug. Goes in your butt. Stays there. Q: What type of buttplug is it? A: Buttplug kind. Q: Does it have any special or distinguishing features? A: When you put it in your butt, ...
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Limax @limaxbaccustoys.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Geode grinder is alive! Available in Amethyst, Citrine, and Quartz. limax-baccus-shop.bigcartel.com
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kitsuneart 🦊🔜 MCM London F-22 @kitsuneart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Manga page from the way of the house husband, written and illustrated by Kousuke Oono, where Masa (an underling of the main character former gang) says “I’ve never used chat got in my life” and his aura is so powerful it burst out of him and push away all the other members of the gang.

(Original text says “I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life”)
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have seen my first bit of candy corn hate, and as the herald of "lol i bet it tastes like ass" jokes, my duty is clear. Come and preorder before prices go up and shipping begins October 1st. Happy Swalloween. www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...
three differently-sized candy corn shaped and colored buttplugs sit in a pot of candy corn on a contrasting blue background.
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NSFqWilman @nsfqwilman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
slap a sticker on it that says THIS MACHINE TEARS CONDOMS
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Lace and Roses @roseandlace.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I want it I want it so bad I think this might be the one I DON'T up size on cause texture and I are only occasionally friends; but... I WANT IT
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i didnt know they made tissue paper condoms, are those a catholic thing
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
don't 3d print anything intended for internal use, please
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Quick, what's the worst filetype but the best dildo for texture fiends? if you said .jpeg_large, thanks for forgetting about .webp for the sake of my little joke. New large variant of the Jpeg Artifact no available! www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/jpeg-...
two soft pixelly silicone dildos, made up of all .6mm blocks. one is a widened version of the other.a different angle of the two toys, in purple and magenta, showing the intense texture of the top side.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some clerk is gonna have to read these posts in a dry deadpan to an increasingly alarmed jury. "WARFARE FOR WIVES".
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i hadn't heard it in a while and i had left the window in the room open (printer is in the closet) so i immediately panicked and rushed up there with a singlestick thinking someone had broken in if only it were such an easily solved problem as that
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
having heard the telltale clonk of a mold snapping off the print bed before completion yesterday and coming home to the next print of it having detached at the same point in the print today,
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
here it is
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my relationship to creativity is solely in an outward direction, but someone did do this, lemme find it
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fuck, I wish
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
noooooo
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
looks like the free shipping over $80.00 discount has been applying only to orders over $8,000. Uh. Dunno how that happened, but it's fixed!
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
putting a secondhand storage device in my work laptop is a bigger risk than overpaying for storage by at least an order of magnitude, maybe three
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i want a new SD card or two for the business, but the AI bros ruined that. What's the penalty for breaking Moore's Law? can it be legalized kicking?
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hahaha yessssss
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
thank!
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THEY'RE BACK EARLY, and here all month by request! Bloody splash axe dildo/impact toys for halloween! www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/axe-h...
two axe shaped dildos with walnut brown silicone handles, silvery blades, and a splash of red up the edge.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if it gave us good grapefruit maybe it can give us dick shaped vegetables
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
pouring so much candy corn today, while I wait to hear back about custom colors I've mixed. the corn consumeth all these days
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it is available now. now. not no. now. yes available.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thank you! I love silly toys so much, that one ruled
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's right, two releases today! Hold on to your butts, folks, I've got things for you to put in them.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Quick, what's the worst filetype but the best dildo for texture fiends? if you said .jpeg_large, thanks for forgetting about .webp for the sake of my little joke. New large variant of the Jpeg Artifact no available! www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/jpeg-...
two soft pixelly silicone dildos, made up of all .6mm blocks. one is a widened version of the other.a different angle of the two toys, in purple and magenta, showing the intense texture of the top side.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THEY'RE BACK EARLY, and here all month by request! Bloody splash axe dildo/impact toys for halloween! www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/axe-h...
two axe shaped dildos with walnut brown silicone handles, silvery blades, and a splash of red up the edge.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
throwback to the time the candy corn plugs got a writeup on pride dot com www.pride.com/news/2022/9/...
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Yes, A Candy Corn Butt Plug Has Arrived Just In Time For Fall
Is this a trick or a treat? We can't decide.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's not much, but i got to drop the 69th like on this post and sometimes that's enough also the coffee table it's taken me months to build is finally done and it fits perfectly on my living room
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i think someone did, who was it...
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
in all seriousness though, that is as far from a dildo as i can imagine a thing being
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're just barely not brave enough: what isn't a dildo?
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
psshhh, coward. it's only like a hundred volts
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hear me out: pizza crust kvass broth with marinara spices and tomato paste, sausage, green pepper, onions, and pepperoni cubes, with a sprinkle of cheese on top
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wait no i love this
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're just barely not brave enough: what isn't a dildo?
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
you know how with sex dice you usually get two six sided dice... but there's more than six sexy things, and more than six sexy things to do with them? i fixed that. www.funkittoys.com/sexdice
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Sex Dice | Enhance intimacy — Play Now — Funkit Toys
Explore fun, gender-neutral sex dice sets to enhance intimacy, explore partners, and add variety to your relationship with customizable game-style dice.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(not a comfortable one, but if you want robot eggs laid in you?
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is the sexagon also an ovipositor?
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Sexagon — Funkit Toys
the Sexagon is a stroker. It’s somewhat stiff by stroker standards, at a soft but not super soft 0050, so you wanna go slow and let the texture do the work. It also comes in two sizes, for the same pr...
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dildo delivery dates delayed by dilly-dallying, adhd wins again
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dilly dallying doing dildos dilates dildo delivery windows
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
nikon's the hardest one to mount anything else to because of the distance from the mount to the image sensor and it has annoyed me for years, i feel your pain
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sounds like something pretty far outside my wheelhouse, though i have been joking about making a silicone bat tantus has a toy not unlike that though, i wanna say the anaconda?
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Alchemist Echidna 💜 @alchemistechidna.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spooky treats are here! It’s candy corn season 😋🌽
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
those are just stands, no tape here
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