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chardi b

@charizardlotte.bsky.social
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she/her. actually three red pandas stacked in a trench coat. public defense & public lands. views are my own, but you can borrow em if you want.

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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 20h
pop quiz!!! which of these is Russet’s real tongue
Russet the golden retriever holding in his mouth the tongue or limb of a purple toy cow I got him last weekendRusset the golden retriever appearing to smile
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
REAL LIFE NIGHTMARE: woke up 100% sure it was the 28th and was late wishing @glitterburrito.bsky.social a happy birthday. The good news is there are plenty of hours left in the day to celebrate the best friend and baddest bitch I’ve ever known!
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
realizing how many more skeins of fancy yarn my sister’s christmas present is gonna require
Tiger King I’m never going to financially recover from this
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m about to dig through fiftyleven drawers to find the glittery Hawkeyes shirt my stepdad got me like 7 christmases ago bc LMAOOOO
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every Dateline teaches me a valuable lesson. This one taught me that googling an infamous murderer right before a strikingly similar homicide happens in your house is what the kids might call a “bad look”
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
accomplishments include stunning a vet tech into a short silence before saying “I’ve never heard a patient described as ‘zooted’ before”
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s not an Alabama game this time
Girl who is going to be okay meme
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Troy Davis is a huge part of the reason I’m a public defender today.
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the national hater service has issued a MUSTARD WATCH for Oxford, MS effective until 11:00 p.m. central time
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I gave him this plushie last night at 6 At least it was only $10!
Russet the golden retriever appearing to smile while holding an orange and pink plush bat wing in his mouth, surrounded by fluff and the rest of the orange and pink plush bat
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think someone was pleased with her nibble of tuna melt
Winnie the tortie cat licking my chin
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Winnie has terminal cancer. I feel like my heart is being physically ripped apart inside my chest.
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I once finagled my way into a psychology conference happening in DC to see the headliner event, a q&a with Katelyn Ohashi. The moderator was a surprise. When I tell you I almost jumped out of my chair when the hosting org started describing her accolades and I realized it was Holly Rowe…
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Russet the golden retriever in a Texas bandana
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com we need to get Mrs spur and Mr chardi to meet. Him just now: “I think I hate Ohio state just based on how their coach looks.”
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Joke’s on you, Kalen, I’m into this sicko shit. You can’t hurt me anymore
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I fear I have to hand it to Fox with the weird fishes interlude
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Scotusblog putting the petitions to watch page behind a paywall was the final push I needed to just delete the bookmark. Officially useless to real lawyers
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I would like to go home and crochet pls
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
babby’s first embroidery is officially office decor 🥲 kit from prettyrudethings via @glitterburrito.bsky.social prettyrudethings.com?srsltid=AfmB...
Six inch embroidery with pink and maroon flowers, green leaves, and black script writing that says “come back with a warrant”
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
prayers up for the brave souls who are, based on my eavesdropping, undertaking their third attempt at nipple piercings as a group
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
he liberty on my bibberty til its mutual
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Joe Patrice @joepatrice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Look, I’m just saying that in about 5 years there’s going to be a true crime documentary series about “Prediction Markets” and this Michigan game is DEFINITELY going to be an episode.
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
bro.
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ob. fucking. sessed. with Utah state’s helmets
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I guess I should’ve stayed at the museum instead of coming home and tuning in 🥴
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
off the clock. Sir Davis on the rocks. happy BDAY ✨
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Oh Lord Lord Jesus Fix It
Alt: Phaedra Parks saying “oh lord Jesus, fix it”
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hello to everyone experiencing rage upon learning about Rule of Evidence 606 and its vibe-based applications for the first time
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Channel 6 @channel6.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
✨WEEK 1 / THING 3✨ @glitterburrito.bsky.social communed with Turfman Industries resident specter 🔮 Mys. Tery 🔮 to bring you these cosmically aligned college football picks (free read for Week 1!) channel-6.ghost.io/mys-terys-st...
channel-6.ghost.io
MYS. TERY'S STAR LOCKS: WEEK 1
Announcing our first sports gambling partnership
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
happy beyday ✨
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Beyoncé - Get Me Bodied (Extended Mix) ft. Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams, Solange Knowles
YouTube video by BeyoncéVEVO
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
help! I have been perceived
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
has there ever been a starker difference in the customer service/quality of two partnered companies than chewy and their dedicated shipping partner federal express?
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
but, when you start outsourcing concepts that are *very* fundamental with a high degree of agency, like problem solving, decision making, creativity, artistry, craftsmanship, and communication? you're slowly sacrificing yourself to a prediction machine. you run the risk of losing yourself
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Grand Canyon is asking for public assistance identifying potentially missing hikers following devastating flash flooding. Contact info below.
First of two screenshots of post from grandcanyonnps on Instagram:

grandcanyonps PUBLIC ASSISTANCE REQUESTED
The National Park Service is asking the public to provide information for more than 20 individuals who may be missing or unaccounted for following a significant flash flood in Bright Angel Canyon and the Phantom Ranch area on August 29.
If you know of hikers or backpackers who were in the Bright Angel Creek corridor on August 29, or if you had a campground reservation in the affected area, please contact the NPS Investigative Services Branch (ISB).
This includes people who may have been:
• Traveling the North Kaibab Trail from the North Kaibab Trailhead to Phantom Ranch
• Staying at Bright Angel Campground or Cottonwood
Campground
• Traveling through "the Box" north of Phantom RanchScreenshot 2 of 2 of grandcanyonnps post on Instagram:

NPS ISB Tip Line: 888-653-0009
Email: nps_isb@nps.gov
Please provide any information you have, including a person's name, approximate location, travel plans, group size, clothing or backpack description, or when they were last known to be in the area. You do not have to provide your name.
21 hours ago
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey boss! Painted Washington-Grizzly field with the famous Montana sun bear, just like you asked
Picture of the field at Washington Grizzly Stadium showing the grizzly mascot on the 50 yard line, looking an awful lot like a sun bear
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
goooo fighting leather daddies!
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
had a dream someone in my condo building was selling gamecocks jerseys and I bought one covered in sequins with the name HOLLERIN across the back good football morning to all, but especially @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the high schoolers across the street are back and that means Parking Lot Kyle is on a power trip that would embarrass a middle school hall monitor
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
how many textile crafts are too many to start learning at once? asking for a me
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the other day I was asked whether any of my former colleagues/classmates are doing anything big enough that non lawyers would have heard of them. I gave a sad yes bc it’s mostly bad things rn. this morning, a dear friend texts me this with the caption “This was me” 💖 bsky.app/profile/juli...
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A loss of unconditional goodness creates a uniquely painful grief.
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
periodic Walmart chaos cakes update
A cake with purple frosting with a bat carrying an apple on it that says “bats fact #27 whole apple”A cake made of cupcakes with a woodcock that says “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my WORM”A cookie cake with black frosting that says “the pit isn’t going to be bottomless after I throw you in it”A cookie cake with pink frosting that says “can’t decide if I want to go off the radar or off the rails”
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
mood
Turkey the calico cat with a moderate blep
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mr chardi made the mistake of reminding me of my favorite pic of Hemingway, so, new pfp
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ah yes. the art of writing
Two searches in reverse chronological order: 
slicey things that hang from ceiling
sword of damocles
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I didn’t NEED yet another data point that the bulk of aye eye is marketing bullshit, but I’ll never turn down a gratuitous smugness boost
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
holy shit www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
nbcnews.com
Merck and Moderna say cancer vaccine shows promise in preventing recurrence of melanoma
The companies have not published the trial data but said in a news release that the experimental treatment extended the time before cancer returned in high-risk patients.
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