chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 29/09/2026REAL LIFE NIGHTMARE: woke up 100% sure it was the 28th and was late wishing @glitterburrito.bsky.social a happy birthday. The good news is there are plenty of hours left in the day to celebrate the best friend and baddest bitch I’ve ever known! 290
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026realizing how many more skeins of fancy yarn my sister’s christmas present is gonna require 120
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m about to dig through fiftyleven drawers to find the glittery Hawkeyes shirt my stepdad got me like 7 christmases ago bc LMAOOOO 110
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every Dateline teaches me a valuable lesson. This one taught me that googling an infamous murderer right before a strikingly similar homicide happens in your house is what the kids might call a “bad look” 140
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026accomplishments include stunning a vet tech into a short silence before saying “I’ve never heard a patient described as ‘zooted’ before” 040
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Troy Davis is a huge part of the reason I’m a public defender today. 040
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the national hater service has issued a MUSTARD WATCH for Oxford, MS effective until 11:00 p.m. central time 141
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I gave him this plushie last night at 6 At least it was only $10! 091
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think someone was pleased with her nibble of tuna melt 0100
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Winnie has terminal cancer. I feel like my heart is being physically ripped apart inside my chest. 21150
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I once finagled my way into a psychology conference happening in DC to see the headliner event, a q&a with Katelyn Ohashi. The moderator was a surprise. When I tell you I almost jumped out of my chair when the hosting org started describing her accolades and I realized it was Holly Rowe… 130
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 13/09/2026@hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com we need to get Mrs spur and Mr chardi to meet. Him just now: “I think I hate Ohio state just based on how their coach looks.” 261
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Joke’s on you, Kalen, I’m into this sicko shit. You can’t hurt me anymore 050
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I fear I have to hand it to Fox with the weird fishes interlude 120
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Scotusblog putting the petitions to watch page behind a paywall was the final push I needed to just delete the bookmark. Officially useless to real lawyers 141
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 08/09/2026babby’s first embroidery is officially office decor 🥲 kit from prettyrudethings via @glitterburrito.bsky.social prettyrudethings.com?srsltid=AfmB... 4100
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 07/09/2026prayers up for the brave souls who are, based on my eavesdropping, undertaking their third attempt at nipple piercings as a group 130
Reposted by chardi b✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 07/09/2026he liberty on my bibberty til its mutual 2423315
Reposted by chardi bJoe Patrice @joepatrice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Look, I’m just saying that in about 5 years there’s going to be a true crime documentary series about “Prediction Markets” and this Michigan game is DEFINITELY going to be an episode. 1397
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I guess I should’ve stayed at the museum instead of coming home and tuning in 🥴 210
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 04/09/2026off the clock. Sir Davis on the rocks. happy BDAY ✨ 051
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 04/09/2026static.klipy.comOh Lord Lord Jesus Fix ItAlt: Phaedra Parks saying “oh lord Jesus, fix it” 110
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 04/09/2026hello to everyone experiencing rage upon learning about Rule of Evidence 606 and its vibe-based applications for the first time 130
Reposted by chardi bChannel 6 @channel6.bsky.social · 04/09/2026✨WEEK 1 / THING 3✨ @glitterburrito.bsky.social communed with Turfman Industries resident specter 🔮 Mys. Tery 🔮 to bring you these cosmically aligned college football picks (free read for Week 1!) channel-6.ghost.io/mys-terys-st...channel-6.ghost.ioMYS. TERY'S STAR LOCKS: WEEK 1Announcing our first sports gambling partnership 0247
Reposted by chardi b✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 04/09/2026happy beyday ✨youtube.comBeyoncé - Get Me Bodied (Extended Mix) ft. Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams, Solange KnowlesYouTube video by BeyoncéVEVO 1161
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 01/09/2026has there ever been a starker difference in the customer service/quality of two partnered companies than chewy and their dedicated shipping partner federal express? 030
Reposted by chardi bFreya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 01/09/2026but, when you start outsourcing concepts that are *very* fundamental with a high degree of agency, like problem solving, decision making, creativity, artistry, craftsmanship, and communication? you're slowly sacrificing yourself to a prediction machine. you run the risk of losing yourself 542051
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Grand Canyon is asking for public assistance identifying potentially missing hikers following devastating flash flooding. Contact info below. 0138
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Hey boss! Painted Washington-Grizzly field with the famous Montana sun bear, just like you asked 180
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 29/08/2026had a dream someone in my condo building was selling gamecocks jerseys and I bought one covered in sequins with the name HOLLERIN across the back good football morning to all, but especially @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com 160
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 28/08/2026the high schoolers across the street are back and that means Parking Lot Kyle is on a power trip that would embarrass a middle school hall monitor 120
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 28/08/2026how many textile crafts are too many to start learning at once? asking for a me 330
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the other day I was asked whether any of my former colleagues/classmates are doing anything big enough that non lawyers would have heard of them. I gave a sad yes bc it’s mostly bad things rn. this morning, a dear friend texts me this with the caption “This was me” 💖 bsky.app/profile/juli... 130
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 26/08/2026A loss of unconditional goodness creates a uniquely painful grief. 1100
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Mr chardi made the mistake of reminding me of my favorite pic of Hemingway, so, new pfp 250
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I didn’t NEED yet another data point that the bulk of aye eye is marketing bullshit, but I’ll never turn down a gratuitous smugness boost 150
chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 19/08/2026holy shit www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...nbcnews.comMerck and Moderna say cancer vaccine shows promise in preventing recurrence of melanomaThe companies have not published the trial data but said in a news release that the experimental treatment extended the time before cancer returned in high-risk patients. 251