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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee

@clydeleesmith.bsky.social
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Maximum Director, UnclaimedMysteriesRadio.com Huntsville, Alabama. NASA worm logo forever. #WDE anyway.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 14h
Bryce Harper on a routine fly ball
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 16h
SOUPER INTELEGEANCE
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 16h
"You know App State is a hipster school." -a graduating HS senior in Floyd VA to me in a conspiratorial whisper several years ago. Kids say the dadgummest things, you know.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 18h
Another AI victory! Perfectly written copy!
Some dumb aſs recruitment ad. #Auburn
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm so old I remember when Skip Caray did Hawks play-by-play and Larry Munson did Braves play-by-play.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So Jack Smith ADMITS he was in College Park that day! CHECKMATE LIBS! BWAHAHAHA!
Map of College Park suburb in SW Atlanta area, nowhere near where the Hawks play, and nowhere near College Park MD.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just when I was about to bust out with a snarky "*Austin* Riley? I thought his first name was 'Owen Tuon,'" he hits a yuge dinger!
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rick James was way ahead of the times. "Artificial Freak" sounds so fake.
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Fella Historian🌻 @thisuserisdumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe Senator Schmitt didn't watch enough Sesame Street when he was a kid🤷‍♀️
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Iowa Hawkeyes mentioned.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm no feline expert but it appears that orange tabbys are the left-handed pitchers of cats.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is what we used to call in Þe olden USENET days, "dynamiting the pond."
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FOOLS! You cannot stop me! My powers are only growing stronger every day. Behold! Now I'm gleefully making the world worse just by driving a gray car. You have no chance to survive make your time.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gleefully making the world worse by driving a gray car.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Live shot from my online coursework on online teaching technology and methods for HI board of education.
Taxi's Reverend Jim at desk taking cabbie test.
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Dizzygirl @dizzygirl.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
It's super-diddly-duper intelligence.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If one didn't know that Anthropic was the name of a company, this would have been a far more interesting headline. A #weeklyworldnews class headline even.
Website headline: TRUMP TO MEET WITH ANTHROPIC HEAD.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not ai just underexposed but who cares anymore slop is king. Blevins Gap, Huntsville AL.
Underexposed sunset.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Viceroy doing a fine job mimicking a Monarch. South Huntsville.
Viceroy butterfly. That crossbar on the hind wings is the visual key.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hot take: The world is not going to hell because people are driving gray cars.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is wisdom.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Personally I think it's fantastic that one of the Lone Gunmen from the X-Files has broken out and had a smash hit country song.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the Project Paperclip Germans were the *relatively* progressive influences in Huntsville during the 1960s. What the hell does that make the rest of us??? www.al.com/news/huntsvi...
al.com
View from the Top: Culture shock on arrival in Huntsville, USA
I think that we Germans really upset the slow pace of Huntsville and I can understand the frustration of the people in this town about the radical change that was overtaking the Watercress Capital of...
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Being a fan is less fun when you have ever-increasing doubts about the integrity of all US sports in the 21st century. Yes, my team won today.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exquisite.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is NUTS.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey at least Auburn held FU under 45 points. Right? Right? Hello? Is this thing on?
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If he really cared about Auburn he would included 8-Ball in his Fear of a Furry Planet speech. It will still go down in Alabama history as among the top fifteen thousand things state politicians have said.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absolute metric beaucoodle of talent in this clip. Second City/Lemmings. youtu.be/mgHEHIdnANs?...
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John Belushi 4K
YouTube video by ™GROWING BELUSHI
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TRUMP HA SEMPRE RAGIONE
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#Aubie, kick his aſs. #tuberville #furry
Auburn's former coach hugging a furry.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How 'bout them Trash Pandas!
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Elfie @elfgrove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tommy Tuberville can shut his racist shitstain mouth the fuck up about Furries. Aubie, go kick his ass.
static.klipy.com
Aubie shirt pull up
Alt: Aubie, the Auburn University tiger mascot, dances while slowly lifting his shirt
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Has Natalie told Trump that the US is 0-1 versus Canada?
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Isn't Aubie a furry?
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I YAM TRUMPOLIO!
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Concerning. ™️
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
7AM selfie in the Blue Ridge Mountains, 2018-ish.
Shadow selfie, Meadows of Dan, VA.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Blazer of Solitude, feat. all my worldly possessions. Christiansburg, VA. 2020.
2000 Chevy Blazer with U-Haul trailer in empty motel parking lot.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was into those backrooms before it was cool.
My nearly empty apartment shortly before moving out. Floyd, VA 2020.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hemisphere ... hemisphere...
J Frank Parnell from "Repo Man."
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Catchy, isn't it?
Your city's airport code is no match for mine: HSV.
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SixOneFive Soccer @sixonefivesoccer.com · 21/09/2026
With a Decision Day win over Red Bull New York II, Huntsville City FC have clinched a playoff spot for the second consecutive season.
sixonefivesoccer.com
Huntsville City FC qualify for playoffs for second consecutive season
A Decision Day win from the Rocket Men booked an improbable spot in the playoffs
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is wisdom.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dang, that's cold.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I imagine that if 2026 Tuberville had been coaching last night he would have blamed the loss to Florida where it belongs - the woke mob.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Needs more murder holes.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Independent of the actual score of tonight's game, there is little difference in the way Auburn is playing in 2026 than the way they have played in previous seasons. Erratic, undisciplined.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drink every time Jason Campbell desperately pleads "you gotta wrap up."
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why doesn't Auburn just face reality and run the wishbone WHO'S WITH ME??? It will make the game shorter in any case.
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