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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy

@frogsoblivious.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, juggler, gamer (but not the terrible kind), music enjoyer, sometimes funny man. I'll post about all the niche subjects no one cares about, I know I'm so brave! He/him

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
My favorite part of DRUNKEN MASTER II (1994) is the deleted scene from the beginning, where Jackie Chan’s character hits his head while cleaning up the basement and loses all his heart upgrades and unlocked subweapons he earned in the previous film
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think there is no band quite as consistent when making fun but interesting music as the new pornographers. Their discography is unfair with how good and deep it is
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This one sucks a lot. Why are so many of the talented writers who seem to be sensitive and kind abusers? Bye Jacob. Hope your victims get justice
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't even like ditto that much but this is SOOOO CUUUUTE I LOVE HIM
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Harlot🔞 @harlotprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just so everyone knows, the title IX changes also made it even harder to report sexual assult as well as making it legal to descriminate against trans people. anti-trans means pro-rape. every time.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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It’s Olive Time @olivebrinker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
every time leda makes the angriest face anyone’s ever made i’m like 😍
Leda’s extremely angry face in Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shoutouts to @caseyexplosion.bsky.social for putting my wishlist/backlog/currently playing list in a state of overwhelming riches! Just banger after banger of recommendations. How does she have time to play all these tho? Lmao! Im drowning in peak
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love the games with the sort of psx/n64 inspired graphics but with like an ethereal fantasy coat of paint and colors. I gotta check this out. I also think games are one of the few mediums that can convey a very particular time of development as inspiration and that is so sick.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/09/2026
Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) on twitter: "Me in high school: Why am I spending an hour a day learning about a subject that won't help me in real life?

Me now: Oh boy a new episode of my podcast about dolphin social hierarchies"
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Im trying to learn ASL because my daughter is having trouble learning to speak out loud, but she picks up on sign very quickly, and it is (only about 4 days of app learning so far) one of the quickest languages for me to grasp. Visual learning is very good for me so this feels very good
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if you get torched by macklemore and scolded by ms rachel you gotta re-evaluate your life choices
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A man in a black suit says "Thanks for coming to the viewing." Another man says "of course Tom, I'm so sorry for your loss." He looks at the deceased and says "it's nice to see that the mortician posed Jeff per his final wishes." They both observe Jeff on a slab in the Family Guy death pose. Tom remarks "yeah, Jeff sure loved Family Guy."
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bruh what the hell are these mobile ads? Ive seen worse but this is still so WILD
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
CHRISTIE: What about Gary Larson?

WATTERSON: I really like the lunacy of The Far Side. It's a one-panel strip so it's a slightly different animal than a four-panel strip like mine. I don't really compare one-panel strips to four-panel strips because there are different opportunities with each. Larson's working with one picture and a handful of words, and given that, I think he's one of the most inventive guys in comics. The four-panel strip has more potential for storyline and character involvement than just a single panel. But I do enjoy his stuff a lot.

CHRISTIE: What about Jim Davis?

WATTERSON: Uh...Garfield is... (long pause)...consistent.

CHRISTIE: Ooo-kay...
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Okay these are funny most times, but 16 GODDAMN HOURS?!? THATS TOO MANY HOURS!!
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am genuinely pretty excited for the stupid "hum or play a song in the microphone" feature on OoT remake (switch 2 edition) because I really like playing the lost woods theme on guitar and I can have a computer tell me if I play it accurately enough. Lol Song of storms too
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Im fairly certain this game would give me terrible dreams and a feeling of dread (i get whenever I watch horror) that lingers for days...why am I wishlisting it? (Answer because it looks dope)
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The video is 3 seconds long because the creator just stares at the camera and says, "Because it's FUCKING DOPE!"
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm a big YouTube user. I have something in my ear buds all day to help focus, so maybe it is my fault for this. Just got served a questionnaire ad asking what betting service I have a positive view of...NONE! They are goddamn parasites and one of the worst pieces of late stage capitalism! Jesus
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great and powerful vincent @getmoneyghoul.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#fireemblem
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this week is homophobic
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Bethany~ @picklebee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
See you in Space Tim Curry 💔
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am putting a spin on a Dolly record for the first time in my life (super regrettably) and Jolene is the first one to pop up in recs, and how does this angel make me believe that a dude named Randy is worth her golden voice? A singular talent she is.
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Rachel Pinnelas 💭 @racheaissance.com · 26/08/2026
NOT OKAY
Tim Curry and Miss Piggy, Kermit, Gonzo, and Rizzo the RatDolly Parton and Missy Piggy
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Listen youtube, I know i am a man of a specific age, but I DO NOT NEED 3 DIFFERENT BRANDS OF BONER PILL PROVIDERS!! My son also shares my profile sometimes and I do not need him to know the ingredients of your ecstasy flavored dick pills
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The top 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered off the top of my head 1. Cromulent 2. (Also) that's unpossible! 3. I AM SO SMART! S-M-R-T! I MEAN, S-M-A-R-T! 4. Steamed hams 5. SUPER HAPPY FUN SLIDE!! there are probably so many others but these are the first 5 I could think of
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My son's montessori school has a parent's facebook group...and I should NOT be a part of it as a internet poisoned human being. They were asking for landscaping help but started the post with "anyone here who likes to edge and weed?" And my ass had to fight not to say, "goon and smoke sounds GREAT!"
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Jared the Vanimal 🦎 @vanimal613.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍
Transgender pride flag
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I had 30+ notifications when I opened the app and got both excited and scared. Did i go viral? For what?!? It CANT HAVE BEEN GOOD!! Turns out the app listed ALL my notifications as unread. Lol. I go back to wallowing away in obscurity!
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
THIS IS PEAK! OMFG! Like a steampunk/westernized Howls moving castle vibe about it! Also Zelda's haircut looks sick! I wanna play this game that totally should exist
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"Expert" Titles @chyrons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Paul Prudhomme | Rub Developer
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Warrior_Snail @kungfuaction.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is so cute. Love a supportive matt, and not just cuz that's my name too
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A mobile gaming slop ad keeps playing from my other mobile gaming slop game i play, and the ad uses the "Snowdin theme" and everytime it does i realize how badly I need to play undertale again
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The best part, imo, is when he hears the chorus, internalized what's being said, and still properly times a little drum fill, just on instinct. Yeah, I obviously disagree with the song lyrics, BUT IM LOCKED IN
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The "political alignment quiz" YouTube ads, ya know the ones, those are definitely righteous propaganda, right? They're trying to hide it and I refuse to even search the company, but it's GOTTA be a right wing recruiting/ information spreading tool.
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TrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.northsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dracula S O T N What's A Dildo...? It's Something That Will Give You Pleasure, From The Front And From The Back Install It To A Table And Spread Your Legs And Cum Enjoy A Big Long Dildo That Jumps Out At You, Boingggg!
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go "you know who is the sexiest fucking guy l've ever seen?" and post this
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I mean, I get it. He's a sniper in GBA fire emblem. He was never gonna be a good unit, but for a while he can effectively dodge tank so I don't know if he needs to die tho
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Jenna @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A post from x (sigh) that says “I am a freak and a pervert but at least there is kindness within my heart”
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🐈‍⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do i know for certain a catfish account juat followed me pretending to be Violet Myers? Yes, obviously. ...am I hoping anyway that it COULD be Violet Myers? Of course I am, I am super dumb
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I feel exactly like what Alpharad said about the Mario Galaxy movie (paraphrased) "it was a new reference every five seconds and I was just like a toddler with keys jangled in their face. I really enjoyed it."
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I do reference Lil brudder more often than any person truly needs to
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