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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy

@frogsoblivious.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, juggler, gamer (but not the terrible kind), music enjoyer, sometimes funny man. I'll post about all the niche subjects no one cares about, I know I'm so brave! He/him

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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God I read it in his voice and it TRULY fits so perfectly
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
My favorite part of DRUNKEN MASTER II (1994) is the deleted scene from the beginning, where Jackie Chan’s character hits his head while cleaning up the basement and loses all his heart upgrades and unlocked subweapons he earned in the previous film
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is me...but every day of my life and it is probably my least attractive trait. Lmao
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Banger! For me letters from an occupant has been a top 5 song of all time since like '03
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Im running the discography but I've gotten to whiteout conditions and they just dont miss
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think there is no band quite as consistent when making fun but interesting music as the new pornographers. Their discography is unfair with how good and deep it is
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This one sucks a lot. Why are so many of the talented writers who seem to be sensitive and kind abusers? Bye Jacob. Hope your victims get justice
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't even like ditto that much but this is SOOOO CUUUUTE I LOVE HIM
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Harlot🔞 @harlotprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just so everyone knows, the title IX changes also made it even harder to report sexual assult as well as making it legal to descriminate against trans people. anti-trans means pro-rape. every time.
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girl, your index finger is NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THAT?!? WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? Im stressed out now too
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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It’s Olive Time @olivebrinker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
every time leda makes the angriest face anyone’s ever made i’m like 😍
Leda’s extremely angry face in Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of my favorite things to ponder is, "did all of them collectively become weird after doing twilight, or were they all little, delightsome weirdos to begin with and now we get to enjoy it because of twilight?"
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I also want to further clarify because I dont think this came out as clear as I wanted it to. I like "odd" sounding voices. It's real recognizing real My go-to joke is that my voice sounds like if ray Romano's and snuffleupagus' (from sesame street) voices had a child, it would be my voice
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe it's just because Ive watched lots of kat tenbarge on a bit fruity and every female writer/presenter on this american life has vocal fry (which i don't care about), but like, I dont even know if you have vocal fry! Much less that is even close enough to bad to comment on
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now I feel extra dumb from my comment on one of your earlier posts. I should have gotten that reference. Lmao
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shoutouts to @caseyexplosion.bsky.social for putting my wishlist/backlog/currently playing list in a state of overwhelming riches! Just banger after banger of recommendations. How does she have time to play all these tho? Lmao! Im drowning in peak
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Absolutely nailed it! Like it gives me (from the screenshots, im not at my computer to download. Lol) angry Aztec from dk64 vibes but with what a sonic 3d platformer would look like on the 64. So basically tailor made for me in particular. Lmao
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love the games with the sort of psx/n64 inspired graphics but with like an ethereal fantasy coat of paint and colors. I gotta check this out. I also think games are one of the few mediums that can convey a very particular time of development as inspiration and that is so sick.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/09/2026
Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) on twitter: "Me in high school: Why am I spending an hour a day learning about a subject that won't help me in real life?

Me now: Oh boy a new episode of my podcast about dolphin social hierarchies"
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Im trying to learn ASL because my daughter is having trouble learning to speak out loud, but she picks up on sign very quickly, and it is (only about 4 days of app learning so far) one of the quickest languages for me to grasp. Visual learning is very good for me so this feels very good
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lowkey serious question: are you, or are you not a Goofy Goober?
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The last 5-ish games have been great for, "oh I am gonna be way, WAY too invested in hearing their supports" and that goes for engage too even though the support sucked. Lol
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if you get torched by macklemore and scolded by ms rachel you gotta re-evaluate your life choices
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A man in a black suit says "Thanks for coming to the viewing." Another man says "of course Tom, I'm so sorry for your loss." He looks at the deceased and says "it's nice to see that the mortician posed Jeff per his final wishes." They both observe Jeff on a slab in the Family Guy death pose. Tom remarks "yeah, Jeff sure loved Family Guy."
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bruh what the hell are these mobile ads? Ive seen worse but this is still so WILD
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
CHRISTIE: What about Gary Larson?

WATTERSON: I really like the lunacy of The Far Side. It's a one-panel strip so it's a slightly different animal than a four-panel strip like mine. I don't really compare one-panel strips to four-panel strips because there are different opportunities with each. Larson's working with one picture and a handful of words, and given that, I think he's one of the most inventive guys in comics. The four-panel strip has more potential for storyline and character involvement than just a single panel. But I do enjoy his stuff a lot.

CHRISTIE: What about Jim Davis?

WATTERSON: Uh...Garfield is... (long pause)...consistent.

CHRISTIE: Ooo-kay...
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Okay these are funny most times, but 16 GODDAMN HOURS?!? THATS TOO MANY HOURS!!
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am genuinely pretty excited for the stupid "hum or play a song in the microphone" feature on OoT remake (switch 2 edition) because I really like playing the lost woods theme on guitar and I can have a computer tell me if I play it accurately enough. Lol Song of storms too
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cool dude
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am so actively angry at this movie for ruining all the things i adored about The Last Jedi. I freaking loved that movie (still do tbh but I haven't watched it in years) and JJ took every bit of meat that Johnson cooked so delicately and burnt it to a crisp on the bone.
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We had a vhs tape of the recordings of the THoH episodes like 1-6, and my family didnt even watch the Simpsons very much growing up, I have no idea who video taped it, but I CHERISHED that tape and would watch it at all of my sleepovers where friends came over. 13/10 media
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Chat responding: good, then you are FREE! FREE FROM THE SHACKLES OF SOCIETALLY ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR! *growing to levels of intensity felt through internet text* YOU HAVE ASCENDED ABOVE THEIR FOOLISH PRESCRIBED DESIRES FOR YOU AND BECOME YOUR OWN BEING!! I hope this is uplifting and not weird. Lol
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Im fairly certain this game would give me terrible dreams and a feeling of dread (i get whenever I watch horror) that lingers for days...why am I wishlisting it? (Answer because it looks dope)
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The video is 3 seconds long because the creator just stares at the camera and says, "Because it's FUCKING DOPE!"
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm a big YouTube user. I have something in my ear buds all day to help focus, so maybe it is my fault for this. Just got served a questionnaire ad asking what betting service I have a positive view of...NONE! They are goddamn parasites and one of the worst pieces of late stage capitalism! Jesus
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great and powerful vincent @getmoneyghoul.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#fireemblem
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damn this joke is so fucking good and the laugh i absolutely needed today
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this week is homophobic
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two of the very best and most talented weirdos who were so good even the mono-culture recognized them. I say this with as much reverence as possible as a fellow weirdo/circus kid
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Bethany~ @picklebee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
See you in Space Tim Curry 💔
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am putting a spin on a Dolly record for the first time in my life (super regrettably) and Jolene is the first one to pop up in recs, and how does this angel make me believe that a dude named Randy is worth her golden voice? A singular talent she is.
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Rachel Pinnelas 💭 @racheaissance.com · 26/08/2026
NOT OKAY
Tim Curry and Miss Piggy, Kermit, Gonzo, and Rizzo the RatDolly Parton and Missy Piggy
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
100000% fair and good practice. He luckily does not stray too far from Nintendo game players/speedrunners, kid friendly 1-2 Minecraft players, and cute animal videos
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I really should. But he largely finds videos I would actually like and only some annoying ones I put up with so sometimes I enjoy a few of the people he watches. Lol
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