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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy

@frogsoblivious.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, juggler, gamer (but not the terrible kind), music enjoyer, sometimes funny man. I'll post about all the niche subjects no one cares about, I know I'm so brave! He/him

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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bruh what the hell are these mobile ads? Ive seen worse but this is still so WILD
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Do i think almost every social media site sucks...yes, but I do think the threads algorithm for my profile i literally never use periodically has my number and is using it to great effect. Mweep
A screenshot of two posts on threads. 1st post from dark_moon_astrology says, "I cant wait to see King Zora's 12 business day scooch in HD." and there's a photo of the 3DS remake of King Zora blocking the gate to Jabu Jabu's lake.

2nd post is from rebeccaseals saying, "it's his time to shine" and that post has a picture of the original Ocarina of Time graphics with Kind Zora already moved to the side. Additionally it's a one of two post and not pictured, but the self-reply to that post is rebeccaseals posting simply, "MWEEP". Tickled my fancy to say the least.
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Aaaw, I have so much fun with you too [robotic voice] PHILLIP J FRY
Screenshot of Futurama episode "I Dated A  Robot" where fry is standing in front of his Robot version of Lucy Liu.

There's also an unnecessary border around the image with bold "HAHA"s but honestly I think it adds to the dystopian horrors I am making judgemental comments on.
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?
Photo of sonic the hedgehog in low opacity with the words "Marijuana is cool but have you ever had someone care about you? Me neither, pass the fucking blunt"

But it seems like the words Marijuana and fucking blunt were hastily edited over with white blocks and those two words were added in a different font size.


Also, also, I am literally married so this is probably false.
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This song answers the simple question, "what if we made float on but it was secretly yoshimi battles the pink robots it. 1?" And honestly...it's alright
Screenshot of the Modest Mouse good news for people who love bad news album art above the track "Float On (Dan the Automator Remix)" screen on quobuz.
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Is it weird how personally gratifying and uplifting this is?
A screenshot of a notification telling me that "Neilly from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) followed you back." And thats pretty hecking dope
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Im just gonna say it, we dont put enough respect on Spongebob's name for being a formative name in the twerk game.
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Who's your favorite superhero (without saying Batman or Spider-Man)? Look, it has been spider-man since I've been 9 years old, but if you MAKE me pick another one, it's so easy. Doreen green is just a goofy little goober and I ADORE HER!
A comic book cover for the unbeatable squirrel girl where she is with imagining being carried in victory by many other notable marvel characters. Tippy is also with her looking adorable like usual.
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
This may be the funniest I have ever been.
Screenshot of a Instagram post, and the focus is on a zoo door that has the sign "macaque pump room-authorized personnel only". 

Below that sign is a written in addition which states, "Cincinnati zoo...just call it a goon cave like a normal person..."

I truly believe this to be the height of humor
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
No new pictures, where you at mentally?
A quadrant of megaman.exe screenshots, and as much as I want to do an extra bit here, it is just a play on the notably meme'd webcomic "loss"
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I can't tell if this is the funniest I've ever been, or if it is stupid and terrible, but I genuinely think it may be the first option
Facebook screenshot reading "well there be inter-material play, like some robot tells the guy, "call me a clanker while you're inside me." 

This is my comment above the vice article titled "Robot With Artificial Womb Could Give Birth to Humans..." the rest of the title is cutoff but gives enough information for the joke
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Find yourself a friend you can be irrepresibly horny with. They are the ones who truly understand. *BTW this conversation is over Pauline from the Mario Franchise
A conversation between my friend and I in Facebook messenger that says as follows:

"Yeah they have the horniest they could find there"

' "Hey remember that first girl mario was into?"
"Yeah, are we gonna reboot her? Sounds good."
"Yeah! And we're gonna give her big ass tiddies!"
"Damn it, Yamamoto, you're a GODDAMN GENIUS!" *hands him a cartoon sized bag with a dollar sign on it '

' "We need her lips to scream pillow soft!!" "Im on it boss, insta-bust lips" '

' "Damn, you really nailed those DSLs."
"Just doing my job, sir." '

I feel like this interaction sounds worse when it is read to you. Who knows?
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
This may be another one of my favorite tweets I ever made, and I found this screenshot of it in my phone. Anyone interested?
A screenshot of the, probably now defunct, "timehop" app of a long since forgotten but great tweet where I ask, and I quote: 

"Hey Twitter, if this gets 100 interactions (likes, retweets, comments) I'll do a tier list of characters from parks and rec in two columns of buffs and nerfs pertinent to the start of season 3 patch notes.

Also, plz do this it will be so much fun."

I very much think it would be but I never got 100 engagements because I don't do social media very well
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
"You'll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits
The Belcher children from Bob's Burgers attempting to fill water balloons from an outside tap
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The boys are back in sound
Jigglypuff on her back with a Charizard shoving her head down her mouth. Text over the Charizard reads, "DS stylus" and the text over jigglypuff reads, "my urethra"
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Reason why most, if not all, algorithmic social media is evil #91846298372 Why the fuck would FB think i want to see this transphobic ass news channel, posting transphobic ass news, from transphobic ass people? They were obviously rage baiting me, because this is pure evil.
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the (only) holy trinity
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Post your favorite pokemon First time I played y, I literally giggled when I found goomy. I then proceeded to name it "DangItBlobby" and have since loved these silly monsters so much
Goodra, a silly looking, gooey dragon pokemon running in a light blue void with squares scrolling past behind it.
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I was with my father-in-law, he was an ascii artist. He is insanely lifted. We were browsing gamefaqs in a beautiful Link to the Past walk through. I asked him how much it would cost to make something like this. He cried and said, "we can't, we dont know how to make it anymore."
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Post a picture of the first game you remember ever beating on your own This might not be accurate, I may have beaten ones earlier, but this is the first one that comes to mind Also, it's soundtrack is an effing gold mine of pure bangers
Title screen for the Nintendo 64 game bomberman hero, where bomberman is outfitted with a bunch of the different stage sensitive mobility gimmicks, like propeller hat (top left), jet pack (top right), a submarine fan (bottom left), and a snowboard attachment (bottom right)
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Tbh this is the type of engagement I should farm, so I raise you one more cat
An adorable, chunky orange tabby, and a smaller, but still adorable tabby Siamese mix cuddling together on a blanket
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
The meme comes up way sooner than expected in the x-men run
Picture from 90's X-men cartoon that has become a memorable meme for it's rather revealing pose made by Rogue as apocalypse stands above her
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
Love it when my cars dash screen lies because I don't think this is Anderson .paak for some strange reason
A white, more than likely country, singer who absolutely is not Anderson .paak
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
No, I'm not an adult man who is perpetually stuck in arrested development. Why do you ask? (N.B. I know it is pop punk, but I dont think Yellowcard lacks depth, but more i have been stuck listening to the same bands since I was 10-19)
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy @frogsoblivious.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
I know I'm making a mistake, but I'm gonna make it again.
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