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@xlightdisasterx.bsky.social
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computer idiot. they/them.

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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 03/01/2024
building a kegerator but instead of beer it's full of hot chocolate
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Komodo Dad @komododad.bsky.social · 7h
Oh hey its spoopy month
youtube.com
Bustin
YouTube video by Neil Cicierega
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 9h
i drive by a home heating oil place on my way to work and watching the price jump around has been crazy, last i saw was $6.09 and i'm sure it'll be different the next time i see it feeling pretty good about owning two turbo cars 💀
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 12h
got distracted from looking something up by looking something else up (already distracted from work) thank you to my cool and normal brain
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 12h
hoping base focus mudflaps will fit because i refuse to put those fuckass rally armor ones on my car
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 13h
Babe I'm sorry, I can't tonight, my pussy is defragging :(
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 14h
someone is crashing out in my mentions because i told them to log off, the true bluesky experience
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 01/10/2026
Honda Element share if you agree
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the vibes on this are impeccable
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Foxy Shazam - Count Me Out [Au Contraire Version]
YouTube video by GlassJoe360
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
are the blood brothers also blowjob brothers
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
trying to reconcile what the customer wants with what the software can actually do has me spending a lot of time in the shapes place this morning
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a bright green huracán pulled up on me this morning and i have never felt the "... i'm gonna race him" so strongly
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of my favorite live sets ever
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Porter Robinson - Nurture Live at Second Sky 2021 (Full Concert) [Oakland Arena, CA]
YouTube video by Porter Robinson
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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 30/09/2026
I also like to introduce myself this way
A screenshot from Vtuber Legend of a girl looking into the camera seductively. Caption reads: "I am Kaeru, lover of breasts."
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tiffany day sets are fun as hell
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BASS FLUFF AT THE GYM
YouTube video by Tiffany Day
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
update: i am, in fact, having myself a beer
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
elon won't see your mean skeets about his weird body but your friends who are shaped like they swallowed the big jbl speaker will 😔
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think whenever i hit the block button on some asshole it should send them a message that just says "man, shut the fuck up" because that's what i'm thinking when i do it
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me before starting ff7 rebirth: i've played ff7 a bunch, i think i know this story pretty well me watching the intro cutscenes: guess we doin two clouds now
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the focus still isn't quite rowdy enough for my tastes but i got a clean shot at a 95 on-ramp earlier and fought wheelspin and torque steer through 2nd and 3rd, it rocked
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't know if people know this but you don't have to defend public figures that you are not personally acquainted with like whatever nyt person getting yelled at will do just fine without your help and maybe you can go outside instead
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the s65 amg accelerates like few cars i've ever driven, i can only imagine what a renntech one is like like getting shoved in the back by god
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i briefly considered getting into nice watches and then i remembered that the 90s timex ironman 8 lap is peak watch design so why buy anything else i now own 12 of them lmao
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not quite cheap enough but that paint job is calling me
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
torn between "tifa is a brawler and should have muscles" and "i don't want to search through tifa mod results on nexus"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
putting peanut butter in a fleshlight so i can leave my puppygirl home alone for a few hours
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a honda acty with a frazetta-style mural would go crazy
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
look what they did to my girl (laudatory)
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
jon arbuckle is bean dad?
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finished ff7r, time for intermission yuffie has the essence of a Weird Little Guy (complimentary)
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
took the focus to new jersey michael's and no issues with the transmission we're so fucking back
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
in a more interesting world there would be a lego fast & furious game to go along with the sets they've been releasing
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
seeing someone be wrong about turbos in another person's mentions and resisting the urge to correct them that's growth babey
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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 25/09/2026
thick thighs are so important, to the world
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every once in a while i remember clutch did a song that's just a recipe and laugh
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Clutch - Hot Bottom Feeder (Official Video)
YouTube video by OfficialClutch
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i think i found my transmission leak
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
come. home. jesse.
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
unbuilt lego sets are rapidly taking over my closet i need a vacation
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thank you, marketplace, you were correct to show me this
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 23/09/2026
scramble boost is how much your tires have to scramble for traction and the more boost you run 24/7 the more scramble it is
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the cum bowl is at uconn this year? hmmmm
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm not sure there's a prettier guitar than this tbh
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
console.hog(🐖);
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i need the baja blast ice
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
girl dinner (checkers fries and busch na)
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
test drive taught me the joy of the manual transmission, my love of racing games started here
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💀night disaster💀 @xlightdisasterx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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