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Badger living in DC. I cook, take pictures, and climb Happily dating @retconcat.bsky.social

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Aika @plushy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@youmou.bsky.social conversation
(Calvin's dad meme:)

Browsing kink art? I'll tell you something interesting.

There's two types of kinks: squeezing, and lack of responsibility.
Vore? Squeezing. Hypno? Responsibility.

"Yeah..."

Inflation? Squeezing. Petrified? Responsibility.
Bondage is both.
AB/DL is one part responsibility and one part squeezing.
Counterintuitively, maids are lack of responsibility.
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 15h
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Ninji @ninji.dog · 03/10/2026
"There is no better way to do this", says furry convention which has an absolute shitshow of a registration process every year
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Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Happy October 3rd to those who celebrate
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 03/10/2026
I know most of you guys don't go on the other app but the pope posted an anti AI/ pro artists statement yesterday, and the ensuing cope and memes is really funny
Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.2016: I will never fight a holy war

2019: Pope Leo I am ready launch me towards the nearest data centersome AI guy saying he makes christian children's books with AI asking the pope if that is ok then and someone posting a meme react with the pope holding a baseball bat saying 'did I stutter'
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finally saw coyote vs acme. It’s so good! I wish I had seen it in theaters
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In case it ever comes up, Shure wireless handheld mics output 11v of bias voltage, lectrosonics handhelds output 5v. Despite having the same threads and being physically comparable, not all Shure capsules are electrically compatible with lectrosonics transmitters.
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Being a good boy for locktober. Telegram me if you want cage pics (and also tease me cause it helps and I get all blushy)
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Woke up. Flashed two 5.11’s and a 5.12. Time to shower and get some breakfast! Though maybe lunch by the time I go back out again…
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
First real print with foaming TPU started. Also trying out using PLA as a support on it. We shall see how it ends up in a few days
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Bass >> Furpoc, MIRXXX @bassenji.com · 01/10/2026
Kinktober 1 - Gag
A drawing of an anthro character wearing a latex blindfold ans a jennnings-type gag. Their tongue is glowing in rainbow colors and oozing colorful spit.
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh. Did someone wake up green day?
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Varadime @varadime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Installing a vibration mass damper on your chastity cage so you can't use a wand.
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The camera crane on the left is a Movebird 50XL with a Gyrocam 3 head btw.
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Badger Trust @badgertrust.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🦡 Who else is ready? Brocktober is almost here! 🍂🧡 October belongs to the badgers. And if you love this little badger as much as we do, you might want to keep your eyes peeled… we’ve been plotting something special with @forgottenpathfolklore, the artist behind the illustration. 👀🎨
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Duncs @iduncs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI? Go die. 👉💀
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Ease🔞 @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
About to wrap on my last episode of the show I’ve been at six years. I’m so ready to be done
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🔞ResidentAGD🔞 @residentagd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This one is for @lycraon.bsky.social ty! #furryart #latex
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I went to a new dentist and they got xrays of everything and they couldn't get a clear shot of my front teeth without my nose ring in the way and I was struggling not to laugh about it
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sanded and with a teak oil finish
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Varadime @varadime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fun fact: Wi-Fi actually stands for Wireless Fish.
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New van tires ACTUALLY installed today! 🎉 Also finally remembered to put injector cleaner in when refueling. Hopefully she runs a little better
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People have been annoying about the myth but if you don't understand how the myth is a very important part of the whole thing you simply gotta read some fucking books
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The ring's whole point is to remind you "People will die in incredible pain if I stop giving a fuck about even the small, boring details of what I do" Because you *can't* grandly think about systems if you can't fucking think in the first place.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Almost got to fulfill a dream of mine. I was in the building during a taping of a Tiny Desk concert, and I could see the video of it. But i wasn’t in the room. Someday!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Dusty Yeen ⛓️⬛✨(Comms Open!) @dustyyeen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This kitty is gonna make for a real good pony🐈‍⬛✨ Prize from my 2k followers raffle for @bruckdahousecat.bsky.social Congrats again💜 #furry #furryart #ponyplay
Painting of a tuxedo cat wearing a black carsuit, thick collar and a bridle gag with blinders.
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Unstable Magic @unstablemagi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Snow Leopard leggings! The pocket zipper is so fine it’s barely visible. The tail is very lightweight, so it won’t get in the way when running or jumping across snowy mountains. #unstablemagic #furrypaws #furry #paws #leggings
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No statue since it’s just a nomination, but still nice to have. I’ll get a statue one day!
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cute guy in a slightly too tight shirt at chipotle complimented my piercings this morning and I’d like to unwrap his burrito 🥴 🌯 💦
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
buge
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did Level 99 with @retconcat.bsky.social and we’re both exhausted but it was amazing. Also owie my ankles.
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🍒ᴄʜᴇʀʀʏ!🍒 @cherryxtasy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
-hisses happily-
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hi new followers who all seem to be elderly queers here for my post about reading contracts. I repost actual porn and adult content. If you’re not a furry this account probably isn’t for you.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Vey 🌵🐾 @yap.zone · 21/09/2026
I remember.
youtu.be
SEPTEMBER (But It's Giant Steps)
YouTube video by NoJah
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
First test prints for doing foaming TPU case foam for cine lenses. Need to tweak a few things. But very happy overall.
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Paradise the Plush Dragon @paradiseplush.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also means that "small cons" aren't really a thing anymore. They either reach 3k with 5 years or fail.
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The fact that a third year furry convention has attendance numbers that took the big three cons over a decade to hit is both amazing and horrifying to me. These are still all volunteer run events and I’m afraid of what this rate of growth will do to the people in management roles. Burnout is real.
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 21/09/2026
new day new type of guy
custom license plate that says "did nt" surrounded by plate frame that says "epstein" and "kill himself"
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
POV: you are a small leafy green, or perhaps a slice of apple
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Jinda Wuff ΘΔ @jindawuff.live · 21/09/2026
Ocarina of Time font generator that says "I slammed my penis in the car door"
Link is riding Epona in the bottom of the image
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Getting back into the swing of things with climbing. I flashed two new 5.11's today and did a couple 5.10's, but still got pumped after only an hour or so. I miss being able to just cruise through stuff!
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Freeze Badger @freezebadger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
3d printing projects that use most of a roll of filament are pretty nerve wracking. Doing a PLA test print, then a foaming TPU final print, of a case for a cinema lens. I've mostly been using laser cut foam for this, but foaming TPU lets me cradle it way better.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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