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michael plastics

@colve.yotes.io
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Southeast US Crash Out podium finisher Q3 2024 and Q1 2026

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Mike Dailly ™ @mdf200.bsky.social · 2h
FromLinkedIn: This.... and then replace Artist with every other job.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Hush Puppy 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @werewolfweed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the little sippers... golden is @buckbarks.bsky.social yote is @reddatura.bsky.social
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 22h
i hate how much of this process has been flushing all the ants out of my formicarium of a brain
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Logan V. 🌱 { 𓃥𓃥𓃦 } @animalshapes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's that time of year again! :v 🤿 #art | #characters | #sketchbook
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
on my puter 🐟
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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slate @slateakita.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
time to get up off the floor pal, ain’t nothing for you down there. “i don’t know what to do next.” nobody does. that’s what makes life fun. “i don’t want to do this alone.” there’s 7bn people on this planet. you’re never alone. “…” everything’s gonna be alright bud, just hang in there okay?
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All work and no play #brainbunnies
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piper! @captyns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Checking in
cyberpunk au of my sci-fi ocs Vicidia and her younger sister, Silvea

traditional pencil/pen sketch showing an angled aerial view of Silvea sleeping on the couch, the coffee table littered with a textbook, notes, a ramen bowl, and coffee. Vicidia is sitting behind the back of the couch, smiling while she watches over.
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Fenrir @fenrir74.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alright, a sticker for all you sicko mustelids... #furry #furryart #martenposting
A marten looking through the windows with it's paws on the glass. He looks deranged and is smiling, saying "Yes... hahaha... yes!" Drawn in the style of the sickos meme
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 27/09/2026
the thrilling prequel to "backsack"- "under butt cheek"
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Nemera (nub) @nemera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Flew instrument approaches in low ceilings today :]
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potvoheu (comms closed) @potvoheu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
livestream fail comm for @nerius.bsky.social
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Ash 子コヨーテ (18+) @ashene.coyot.ee · 25/09/2026
Brake checking the Wrangler tailgating me and watching 20 plastic ducks fly in their face
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 25/09/2026
gum isn't doing it anymore i need a rawhide chew
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 25/09/2026
Hot single pizzas in your area 
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 25/09/2026
staring at the transmission pan-filter for the x3 and vibrating violently because i want to install it even though i need to bail the s2000 out of air jail, don't have the ATF yet, and am leaving at 8 am tomorrow for a 500 mile trip in the x3
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Zcythe @albazcythe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the risk he took was calculated but man is he bad at math
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day
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air budd dwyer @mushy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
evergreen
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 24/09/2026
"hope i don't have to deal with any dipshits today" i say as i join the 8 hour long teams meeting title "dipshit meeting for the dippedest shits"
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load bearing hole @homosupremacy69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SPONGE BOB ME BOY,
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🏳️‍🌈StuffedCrustPizza oWolf🏳️‍🌈 @pizzawolf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 22/09/2026
me too, lady
woman holding a piece of food and pointing accusingly (?) at someone with her middle finger
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Frame #70950 from S04 -E25 - Battle Saury Fish-628221
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Rabosa a Banda @rabosaabanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thirty-something years old fox took a nap and now he doesn't know if it's still today or if it's tomorrow already. That's me. I'm the fox.
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Jinda Wuff ΘΔ @jindawuff.live · 21/09/2026
Ocarina of Time font generator that says "I slammed my penis in the car door"
Link is riding Epona in the bottom of the image
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 21/09/2026
going for a walk before i peel the skin off my forearms like a banana
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
FROM: Secretary of War SUBJECT: New Screening Protocol For All Active Duty Military Personnel, Effective Immediately - No hair on the shaft or balls - Remaining hair must be trimmed to a maximum 1/4" length - When hard, must have a steady and persistent throb - At least one visible vein
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Twitter superstar @ironghazi has returned and is vowing to make his forthcoming shitposts somehow even worse than they used to be, a feat some have described as “impossible” and “please don’t”
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 21/09/2026
new day new type of guy
custom license plate that says "did nt" surrounded by plate frame that says "epstein" and "kill himself"
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 21/09/2026
my joker moment was the last line in "by a thread" by the swellers m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkjm...
m.youtube.com
The Swellers: By A Thread
YouTube video by AttentionDrain
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 21/09/2026
xbox achievement for rp'ing while listening to rise against
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 20/09/2026
guest on the ted radio hour podcast said "suddenly" twice in a sentence so now i need to listen to a 16 year old BT song to get it out of my head
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 20/09/2026
buying a model S plaid and covering it in SRT style badges that say "wireshark"
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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the famous Mr Hot Dog laying in bed listening to his tunes, outstretched, where once there had only been Gregor Samsa
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 19/09/2026
taco station my beloved
styrofoam plate of barbacoa, carnitas, and al pastor tacos
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 19/09/2026
one whole week of working out every day i cannot wait to try to get out of bed tomorrow and immediately collapse
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 18/09/2026
you know what they say- a watched frog never boils
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sonic: will my hamburger be long?
Waitress: burgers are fucking round
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Midnight Coffee @midnightcoffee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This might be the greatest nature photo ever taken
Pure white background with no way to even distinguish the horizon, three  black dots are all you see of a stoat(?) I think? Picture by Michel d'Oultremont
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 17/09/2026
anyway i've spent the past 6 hours establishing relationships with extended family and playing mandated reporter chicken with my brother so that maybe, MAYBE he and i can recreate some bullshit that happened 24 years ago for the folks who are now technically the grandparents in our family
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 17/09/2026
the interesting part about growing up with an emotionally manipulative parent who develops post-chemotherapy alzheimers is the few years where you're not sure if they're still on their bullshit or actually medically fucked up now
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Evie @50lbsofbeans.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shrimp fursuit
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 16/09/2026
i'm going to walk into the network admin's office, shit on his desk, pick up the shit, and applaud if i have to sit through one more mumblecore ass meeting that boils down to the network staff getting ports and IPs confused and my boss being clinically incapable of shutting the fuck up
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(don't say Rigor Tortoise don't say Rigor Tortoise) wow looking very alive sir
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michael plastics @colve.yotes.io · 16/09/2026
apartment gym awkwardness day 2: everyone has innately synchronized their schedules so theres only one person/couple in the gym at a time, but with 5 minute overlaps
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