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freddy melons

@freddymelons.bsky.social
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the world is bound with secret knots minneapolis, mn

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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the pedestrian markers between hiawatha and nokomis look like the jersey devil to me
left image shows a symbol of a human walking painted on a footpath. right image shows a magnet version of the "jersey devil" sketch from the x files
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy labor day. solidarity forever
three panel achewood cartoon. first panel says 8 hours for work with roast beef working at a computer and ray says "roast beef, could you step into my office?" second panel says 8 hours for rest and shows ray passed out on his back in bed. third panel says 8 hours for what we will and todd, ray, teodor and the flat robot are gathered around a toilet, getting high
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the coolest mammal according to the 1989 guiness book of world records
a picture of a baby spiny anteater, which the 1989 edition of the guiness book of world records claims is the coolest mammal. it doesn't look cool at all. it looks like a sleepy stupid potato that might enjoy swimming and eating ants and never thinking a single thought
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
what do you think gary likes to listen to
gary the cat! smiling in the sunshine
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
the entire neighborhood smells pink this week
a crabapple tree in full, abundant bloom with a zillion pink flowers
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
please understand 🪱
ray smuckles answering "the RUDEST" when roast beef asks him over the phone "well uh how rude exactly are we talking about here ray"
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
wiki article for hundred years' war, which lasted 116 years
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
parlez vous olympics? i hope dorsey/mosley take gold 🤞
kate mosely & doug dorsey figure skating straight into true love and olympic gold
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
chipped in $25
receipt screenshot
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
hope he likes geese because that's what he's getting
naughty black and white kitty standing on his legs to reach above the fireplace to swat at houseplants
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
i love when animals use the sidewalk
a snowy sidewalk and steps with cat and rabbit footprints all mixed up together
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
the poseidon adventure is my favorite movie and gene hackman is the best part of it. he takes it absolutely seriously and holds the whole silly thing together. plus he looks incredible in that turtleneck. life always matters very much. bye, reverend scott
Gene Hackman looking fly in a white turtleneck in a still from the Poseidon Adventure
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
one of the best gifts ive ever received honestly
SHREDIES, a 64oz jar of shredded pickles
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
he's so heavy but i won't move until he's ready
giant dingus of a black and white cat hanging in a blanket hammock
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
office tower ghost
a hidden reflection in a skyscraper out the window on a bright sunny morning
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
gonna bring this exact energy all week 🤙
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
these ducks love to hang out on my neighbor's roof at sunset
a pair of ducks perched on a rooftop in minneapolis
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
every few days this ALT moment pops in my head and then it's time to track down art and stuff it in my face
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
boat party so litttt
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
somebody decorated a tree by the creek
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