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freddy melons

@freddymelons.bsky.social
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 3h
that's not enough
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 5h
can i guess?
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mix mix stir stir
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
off topic: i spy william stafford. bet there's a bunch of good stuff on that shelf
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sci fi lullabies is absolutely the right answer
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy dang ol 25th birthday, achewood. always amazing and hilarious to me how much it has changed my life. like, literally would not live in my house? glad to have a bunch of us chos on here and deeply missing the ones who aren't
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
rabbit rabbit 🎃
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Gary Hornseth @garyhornseth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Designs for ticket punches, c. 1914 from "Hardware, Tools & Supplies - Catalogue No. 500,” Hammacher, Schlemmer & Co., New York Image: International Tool Catalog Library Collection via @archive.org; archive.org/details/hamm...
A catalog page on sepia paper titled "Designs For Ticket Punches." The page features a grid of several hundred unique, numbered ticket punch silhouettes including symbols and icons like hearts, stars, anchors, letters, numbers 1-9, arrows, a tree, bell, train car, moon, anvil, hat, horse head, and many that just seem abstract. The footer reads "PAGE 626" and "SEE DISCOUNT SHEET."

Archivist’s note: “The (catalog) scan is from the Internet Archive's Smithsonian Libraries collection … The catalog was issued in 1914 or 1915 according to magazines of the period.”
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Talkin' Baseball @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Munetaka Murakami champagne celebration interviews are must-see TV
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
another incredible Murakami champagne celebration interview (via CHSN White Sox)
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
read the entire thing
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wow, that cover is gorgeous
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hopefully we get a visit from scully
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the pedestrian markers between hiawatha and nokomis look like the jersey devil to me
left image shows a symbol of a human walking painted on a footpath. right image shows a magnet version of the "jersey devil" sketch from the x files
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
holy cats that is so scary
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ugh, that's such barf. done.
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is 100% true
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
aw happy birthday! i hope it's a good one anyway, even if the weather isn't on your side
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh my goshhhhh
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i spilled a wee drop of maple syrup on the cat and he smells soooo goood
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
update: i was very visible at lake hiawatha. two people spoke to me! that's two more than ever have previously
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you still cant see me under all these blankets
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is tonight and it's FREE. just register here: www.northrop.umn.edu/events/eveni...
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Esther Freier Lecture With George Saunders — UMN Conversations at Northrop
The Esther Freier Lectures in Literature Series presents New York Times bestselling author George Saunders in conversation with Professor Julie Schumacher on Sept. 22, 2026 in Minneapolis.
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
people love to tell on themselves loudly and publicly, especially when it comes to how delighted they'd be to throw everyone else under the bus for next to nothing
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Green Ballet by Asger Jorn, 1960 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York

© 2016 Donation Jorn, Silkeborg / Artists Rights Society (ARS), NY / COPY-DAN, Copenhagen
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
stealing heat from the cat this morning
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
yoooo i love zaine griff. ashes & diamonds and ta cigarette apres l'amour are so good. the whole album, really. and hans zimmer is there?
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
!! this is so good
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ugh! i hate that
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
as hilariously weird now as it was then
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Emmanuel Rodriguez homers for the Twins in his MLB debut (via Dustin Morse)
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
baseball is still the best
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
EW
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 09/09/2026
Incredible weather. Go outside. Go for a walk. Walk across the countryside. Find somewhere new. Return home a better person. Tell others. Go outside. Go for a walk.
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is one of my favorite poems ever and i gotta share it even though ive posted it before and will definitely post it again
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
there are so many possibilities for all three panels but toilet party is kind of a clear winner there
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy labor day. solidarity forever
three panel achewood cartoon. first panel says 8 hours for work with roast beef working at a computer and ray says "roast beef, could you step into my office?" second panel says 8 hours for rest and shows ray passed out on his back in bed. third panel says 8 hours for what we will and todd, ray, teodor and the flat robot are gathered around a toilet, getting high
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Screenshot of the video for Anything Can Happen on Halloween starring Tim Curry, but I've photoshopped it to say Anything Can Happen on Labor Day. I added a yellow hard hat on Tim Curry's head and I put a bunch of graphics of all kinds of tools floating around -- a hammer, saw, stethoscope, paintbrush, etc. I also added a red circle with a line through it, and in the circle is a pair of white shoes.
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Scare-ett Bobby Ferguson @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
overheard at mia earlier: a child loudly complaining that they're "bored and want to go home!" then clocking monet's grainstack and calling it a "cupcake". i love kids at museums
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
most perfectest face
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
me in highschool german class: ich möchte spaghetti eis essen
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ah! here it is 🚨awoOoo🚨 awooOOoOoooOoOO🚨AWOOOoOoooo(fade out)
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
no awoo today by nokomis? *frown*
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hey mpls: fall registration for community ed is open. though judging by how long checkout is taking, most of you already knew that
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
about 25 years ago i was driving between calgary and mpls for the umpteenth time and stopped here. some teens were smoking outside the gas station and we got to talking. they invited me to the town fair and i went. hwy 2 magic
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
rabbit rabbit
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Taj Bradley throws the first immaculate inning in Twins history, watch the entire thing as it happened
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Kristin Eames Ode to Odilon #2, 2025 Oil on wood 13.3 x 15.2 in
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Freeways should be partly understood as a way that richer, whiter populations force poorer, less white populations to pay with their health, convenience, and lack of beauty and amenity in their lives for the richer populations' ease
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