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I review toilet paper wherever I go in the Twin Cities. I only review toilet paper. That's it. That's my entire thing. You are wrong about plies. linktr.ee/twincitiestoiletpaperreviews ✌🏻❤️🧻

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BikeMN @bikemn.bsky.social · 16h
It's 8AM on Saturday. Do you know where your friends are? They're all riding the Twin Cities Bike Tour while you're still in the check-in line trying to register. Do Saturday you a favor—sign up right now!
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Twin Cities Bike Tour Registration - Bicycle Alliance of Minnesota
You’ll FALL for the Twin Cities Bike Tour! With 23.5, 38, or 50 mile routes there’s something for everyone!
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 20h
Evergreen.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 04/10/2026
Just finished synthesizing all the data from the Very Important TP Survey. Get your ticket to Sibling Rivalry II ASAP so you can learn the results while supporting housing advocacy in the Twin Cities!
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 03/10/2026
Today’s the last day to take this!
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/10/2026
i love all my twin cities equally (earlier that day) i don’t care for minneapolis
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/10/2026
I stopped lying to myself and went back to using soft toilet paper (not Charmin). My reviews have been suffering in quality because my home TP was only slightly less uncomfortable than everything I find in public. I expect my scathing reviews will be back posthaste. ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/10/2026
I stopped lying to myself and went back to using soft toilet paper (not Charmin). My reviews have been suffering in quality because my home TP was only slightly less uncomfortable than everything I find in public. I expect my scathing reviews will be back posthaste. ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 30/09/2026
hm, this looks familiar
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 19/09/2026
Please take this very important toilet paper survey for legitimate research purposes. Password: toiletpaper
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Toilet Paper Preferences Survey - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews
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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We did it!
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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SAVE OUR SUMMIT BREWERY St. Paul Tap. Right now. cc @comobelladonna.bsky.social
Me and Lauren in front of a Save Our Summit Brewery thermometer
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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My first visit ever to Mia was to see my own art hanging in a gallery. Getting 3rd place in the largest crop art class was an incredible enough honor on its own. Being one of 31 pieces selected for Cream of the Crop feels like a dream. I will never get over this. Thank you @artsmia.bsky.social!
Me standing next to my crop art piece in the Community Commons Gallery at Minneapolis Institute of Art.On display at Mia: my crop art piece, based on a photo from the Artemis II mission, that used layers of quinoa to create a create a textured moonscape featuring craters of different sizes and depths.

A plaque with info about the artist and piece and a black ribbon that says “Cream of the Crop Honorable Mention” are on the wall by the bottom right corner of the piece. Amber Leick
Born 1989

St. Paul, Minnesota

Crop Artemis) Il: Seeds of Tranquility, 2026
Lentils and quinoa on canvas board

In a year plagued by darkness and fear, the Artemis Il mission was a beacon of hope and joy. I was deeply moved by the images the crew captured during the Lunar Flyby, especially one titled “Craters of Time.” The photo shows how millions of years of collisions have carved craters of different shapes, sizes, and depths, continually changing the moon’s surface throughout time.
Rather than attempting to capture its beauty through colors and shading, my recreation of the moon’s surface is made from 90,000 grains of quinoa layered on top of each other.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 23/09/2026
which one of you did this
a blatant lie that I will not make you read
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Neighbors for More Neighbors (N4MN) @moreneighbors.org · 23/09/2026
If you support us or @sustainstpaul.bsky.social, you should take this survey, and probably not ask too many questions about what kind of event would ask you to take this survey before attending...
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 22/09/2026
A while ago, I changed the name of my phone to Toilet Paper Reviews for a legitimate reason that I can no longer remember. Then I forgot to change it back to something normal. Anyway, turns out Amy at the Apple Store is a fan 😂 ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 20/09/2026
If you live in Saint Paul you are legally required to take this survey for legitimate research purpose. It’s very important. ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 20/09/2026
gonna dress up as Dud from Lodge 49 for Halloween
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 20/09/2026
Why didn't @petersagal.bsky.social choose me for today's episode of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me 😭 I have literally given talks about all of the things Hernan Diaz had to answer questions about. Also, I need to talk to whoever designed the cover of his new book, because, I mean...
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 19/09/2026
Please take this very important toilet paper survey for legitimate research purposes. Password: toiletpaper
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 18/09/2026
WHY ARE THEY POSING LIKE THEY JUST SHUT DOWN A FUCKING DRUG CARTEL unrelated, anyone know how to get into an evidence locker?
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 16/09/2026
Maybe I should do NYC TP Reviews
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 16/09/2026
I need you all to understand this. It’s very important to me. ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 15/09/2026
SEND ME PICTURE OF THE TOILET PAPERS YOU ENCOUNTER OUTSIDE THE TWIN CITIES! do it! It’s not weird! At least not to me! Just do not try to review/rate them because that’s my entire thing and you can’t have it. ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🚨BSKY MEETUP ALERT🚨 (in which we will attempt to drink enough beer to save Summit Brewery) September 29th, 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap!
Save our Summit Brewery 
One city’s attempt to drink $8 million worth of beer
September 29th 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 13/09/2026
this dude who I have literally never interacted with before just blocked me (probably via one of the many luddite lists I’ve been added to because i hate ai) and I only care because I’m so jealous that @chrisgrace.com follows him
BlueSky profile of a dude who’s probably way too into AI
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 12/09/2026
If you ate a slice of the very big hot dog you’re going to want to take care of that at home. the toilet paper at chs is not ready for that.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 12/09/2026
CHS Field (St. Paul) 🧻 put Betsy in charge of the TP The handfeel and texture are fine, but it’s thin, breaks down way too easily, and is not absorbent enough.
A hand holding the end of a roll of toilet paper
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 12/09/2026
What a fucking night to finally unveil my name patch
A toilet paper roll shaped patch with the edges and details embroidered in dark teal. The name Amber is also embroidered in the same color across it. It is sewn to The Jacket above the UL of St. Paul.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 12/09/2026
I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER OF THE SAINTS’ TP TOSS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 11/09/2026
so what time are we all getting to the baseball game tonight
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Sustain Saint Paul @sustainstpaul.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🚨Announcing Sibling Rivalry II: Here we go again!🚨 Join us Oct 8th for drinks, food, jokes, competition, trivia, improv, and a high-stakes fundraising face-off! Saint Paul vs Minneapolis. @sustainstpaul.bsky.social vs @moreneighbors.org. Who'll come out on top? RSVP:
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Sibling Rivalry Fundraiser - More Neighbors vs. Sustain Saint Paul
Join housing advocates from across the Twin Cities for an evening of drinks, catered food, conversation, light-hearted rivalry, and a high-stakes fundraising face-off to see which city can raise the m...
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Neighbors for More Neighbors (N4MN) @moreneighbors.org · 08/09/2026
Calling all Neighbors! 📣 We are excited to host Sibling Rivalry II: Here We Go Again! N4MN and Sustain Saint Paul will go head-to-head to raise organizational funds, supporting more homes. The need-to-knows: 🏡 Black Hart of Saint Paul 🏡 Thursday, October 8th, 6-8pm 🏡 Tix: $30 Reserve your place
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Sibling Rivalry Fundraiser - More Neighbors vs. Sustain Saint Paul
Join housing advocates from across the Twin Cities for an evening of drinks, catered food, conversation, light-hearted rivalry, and a high-stakes fundraising face-off to see which city can raise the…
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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Want a closer look? Meet her at Mia! I am thrilled to share that my piece was selected to be part of Cream of the Crop: Second Harvest 🥲 Deets: September 19, 2026 - November 29, 2026 Katherine Kierland Herberger Gallery, Community Commons Free Exhibition
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 05/09/2026
So this is embarrassing. If I reviewed rankings, this would not get a good one.
My current rank 2693 with 2 votes on the bsky top 38 list.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 05/09/2026
Here are some toilet papers from Omaha. I will not review them because @omaha.toiletpaper.reviews is over, but you deserve to see them.
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Steve @noslracs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We're all voting for @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com, right?
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 04/09/2026
Vote TCTPR!
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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Holy shit you guys. I took these pics on the first day of the fair this year and last year. LITERALLY WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THIS
Woman with short curly white and grey hair in a blue plaid shirt taking a picture of my crop art on the first day of the fair in 2026Woman with short curly white and grey hair in a blue plaid shirt taking a picture of my crop art on the first day of the fair in 2025
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 01/09/2026
so my therapist knows about this whole thing now
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A good 30 Rock joke would be "Liz! that's the heir to the porta potty empire, John Callahead"
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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i love my friends at @triviamafia.com and @citycasttwincities.bsky.social 🥲 (sorry not sorry to the inboxes of anyone who is tired of hearing about me—i didn’t know this delightful twofer was happening)
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 30/08/2026
The Howe (Minneapolis) 🧻 It works It’s got some heft and it’s absorbent. The texture is only on the bottom and while it has a not so great handfeel, it’s okay to use. This variety is one of the better commercial toilet papers out there.
A hand holding the end of a roll of toilet paper
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 28/08/2026
Posting in r/minnesota while also having other social media accounts counts as self-promotion now, apparently
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 28/08/2026
Ya girl got a ribbon her second art entry 😭😭😭😭
A portion of a crop art piece that used layers of white lentils to create a relief of the moon. Below the piece is a white third place ribbon and a seed identification card made of kraft paper.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 27/08/2026
I have hit up zero new bathrooms this year but the couple that I have visited deserve a slightly more positive review. As my crop art ranking improves, so does the toilet paper. ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
crop art dump. too overwhelmed for proper alt text, sorry
Crop art with a catCloseup of crop artCrop art with a monstera and a pen cupCrop art hanging in a gallery wall
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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I cried.
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 27/08/2026
i posted on reddit for the first time since (i think) the state fair last year. lord beer me strength. ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 27/08/2026
might hit up some new state fair bathrooms this year. here are the results from last year though! ✌🏻❤️🧻
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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
12 hours till I’m lined up outside ag-hort with a bunch of insanely talented crop artists, waiting to storm the doors and find out who got ribbons. if you’re going to the fair tomorrow and want to try to meet up, lmk!
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