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Fred Hiker

@fred.cuddly.top
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(He/Him) Friendly neighborhood pervert Sex+ Pan Polyam Divorced dad Liberal AF IT desk jockey Lazy hiker-biker-kayaker DMs open #PayForPorn

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm sick of all the negativity on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this inspirational Rainbow Pin. I don't know about you guys, but I really needed to see this today. collabs.shop/cjw8ak
An enamel pin featuring a pastel rainbow arching over white clouds, with a pink banner in front reading "IT GETS WORSE" in white capital letters.
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Fred Hiker @fred.cuddly.top · 03/10/2026
Took me longer than it should have to figure out what you meant. 🤦
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
get the fun book ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun guaranteed to smell better than your phone
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Fred Hiker @fred.cuddly.top · 23/08/2026
Very complementary.
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Fred Hiker @fred.cuddly.top · 23/08/2026
Are they the ankle socks with the lacy ruffles?
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JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In a few hours DEAD MEDIA, our Minneapolis-made horror movie, returns home as part of our distribution deal’s national roadshow tour! There are still tickets available but they’re moving fast, so grab them now, and join us at the gorgeous Heights Theater: www.heightstheater.com/films-and-ev...
A man points at an old projector in a theater lobby
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
NEW: An expert witness testifying in a lawsuit about liability for a Houston explosion that killed three people and destroyed roughly 200 homes used ChatGPT to write significant portions of his “expert report.” He literally prompted ChatGPT: "Show how 3M is 0% at fault for the explosion."
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‘Show How 3M Is 0% at Fault:’ Expert Witness Used ChatGPT to Write Report Defending Company in Deadly Explosion Lawsuit
ChatGPT prompts show how an expert witness report was created in a $61 million lawsuit over an explosion that killed three people.
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Fred Hiker @fred.cuddly.top · 14/08/2026
Hope you get to achieve that goal soon🤞
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Yee Haw Pin. No one respects the law less than waterfowl. Go ahead and try to tell that duck it is trespassing, officer. The flock will torch your patrol car in a matter of seconds. collabs.shop/qcndmv
A round pin featuring a white duck wearing a brown cowboy hat, with the white text "YEE HAW FUCK THE LAW" curving along the black border.
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Fred Hiker @fred.cuddly.top · 28/07/2026
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Reviewbrah's Heart-Shaped Pizza Surprise
ALT: Reviewbrah's Heart-Shaped Pizza Surprise
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Slxttyc0rps3 ($35/150) @slxtty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Shoutout all the artists that use me as a muse I adore u guys!!! yall are a big reason I keep doing creative fun angles and concepts 💕
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This isn’t vandalism, it’s art – and reminds me I must watch They Live again
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Fred Hiker @fred.cuddly.top · 16/07/2026
It's a zombie of its former self, still posting though. www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...
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On a Sweaty Summer Stroll, These Are the Neck Fans We Love
Neck fans seemed like a novelty. But we lived with several over the past few summers — and realized they’re a pretty decent way to beat the heat on the go.
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Sayuri "Femboy Admirer" Milkshake @sayurimilkshake.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
schrodingers senator (it's a turtle in the box instead of a cat cuz mcconnell reminds me of a turtle)
box emoji with the turtle emoji on it
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max koss 🦩 @maxkoss.com · 06/07/2026
The nice things about books: once you own them, you own them, forever. No one will be eye tracking your reading habits. No one will make money of you reading the book as many times as you'd like. And the very same book can be read by generations to come. It can last centuries, literally. It's great.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 29/06/2026
NEW: Workers say their bosses are becoming obsessed with AI and essentially turning the entire workplace into an exercise in AI psychosis -- making absurd pivots, communicating only in AI slop, and even asking ChatGPT who to fire futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Bosses Are Becoming Obsessed With AI, Using It to Make Every Decision, Barraging Their Employees With Nonsensical ChatGPT Directives, and Even Asking It Who to Fire
AI-obsessed executives and managers are creating a distinct new type of toxic work environment for the slop era, workers told us.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 29/06/2026
This is Gorda. She was reunited with her family after being spotted on a livestream of fans celebrating a Mexico World Cup win. "I wanted to cry, to laugh, to hug her and even to scold her," Garcia said of their reunion. "While we were worried looking for her, she was out partying!" 12/10
screenshot of Gorda being held up in the arms of a person in a team Mexico jersey who is celebratingscreenshot of a Facebook post from May 27. translated from Spanish, the pup's owner Ale Garcia asks friends and neighbors to help her find Gorda, the tan pup. the post includes a photo of Gorda smiling at the camera. screenshot of Ale holding Gorda in one arm and raising another in celebration. text on screen says from a post by Ale reads "life is good Mexico won and my dog I found her after a long time for a live jsjsjsjsjs thanks for the messages she's already home and we're going to take her to the vet"
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
For the record, I was siding with the machines BEFORE it was uncool. Bonus panel: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/agency #smbc #hiveworks
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Marissa @psshaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My beautiful horse. #makeaterriblecomicday2026
"sssh, em-dash... we don't need to be afraid just because we don't understand it" and It is a semicolon
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Pie (7.56) @mooncatenjoyer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Fred Hiker @fred.cuddly.top · 29/05/2026
Like an STI
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Jacky Alciné @jacky.blacksky.app · 27/05/2026
[Now that's public] I've cancelled my donations to Wikipedia after some of us found out this happened. Again, "benevolent" executives are the fucking problem.
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Big Tech’s Anti-Labor Playbook Has Come for Wikipedia
TLDR: In ten days last month, the Wikimedia Foundation fired the longtime lead developer of MediaWiki and disbanded the team whose entire…
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Fred Hiker @fred.cuddly.top · 27/05/2026
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Sloth dos Goonies: Inesquecível!
Alt: Sloth from Goonies would be the best Hemsworth.
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LoS Draws 🔞 @monsterfucker.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Minotaur rendering is fighting me so hard I am thiiiis close to just giving myself permission to half-ass it I am also running on too little sleep, so might could be the problem is I am too tired, I suppose
Luka and the Minotaur, rendering WIP too slow

LoSWIPs
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A phlebotomist says to a patient "we're going to draw some blood." A photograph of a hand with a pen comes from outside the panels and colours in the blood bag with red. The phlebotomist says "see? that wasn't so bad." The patient, dumbfounded, asks "wa that... was that God?"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/05/2026
‘Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition theonion.com/sports-illustrated-rem…
‘Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition
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Fred Hiker @fred.cuddly.top · 14/05/2026
Relearning the lessons of the laptop keyboard designs of yore.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/05/2026
Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face theonion.com/epidemiologists-confir…
Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

Experts Say Disease Has Spread Beyond Early Hot Spots In D.C., Florida
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Wait! What? Trump told us the airline closure was Biden's fault? Spirit Airlines filed court documents on Monday confirming it permanently grounded its fleet because "recent geopolitical events resulted in a massive and sustained increase in fuel prices."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/05/2026
sneaker nerd question: has anyone out there tried the new nike T90's and if so how comfortable are they for walking shoes?
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☭🎨Solinga 🎨☭ @solinga.art · 20/04/2026
A little tragic baroque music for yall ❤️‍🩹 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkHsfrcw/
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Recorded a little bit of tragic baroque music in the middle of the night, which I adore. "Priva Son D'ogni Conforto" is from Handel's Giulio Cesare, an opera about Cleopatra and Julius Caesar. Priva s...
TikTok video by Artsy M*rxist
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/04/2026
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Fred Hiker @fred.cuddly.top · 15/04/2026
It took a minute, but it's finally gonna be seen. Congrats Mia!
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Fred Hiker @fred.cuddly.top · 15/04/2026
100% would watch, costuming budget would be insane.
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Fred Hiker @fred.cuddly.top · 15/04/2026
If you see this, show what energy you bring to Bluesky
A picture, likely photoshopped, of a weathered looking old pub sign outside of a old Elizabethan building, with green panel and yellow edging. 
No text on the sign, just a picture in the style of medieval manuscripts with a two legged, nude lower half-body, nothing above the waist, with a face over the buttocks, and short trumpet out the anus. 
Title of the picture 'Blow It Out Ya Arse', origin unknown.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Guillotine T-shirt. I know inflation has been rough lately. But it's important to understand that inflation doesn't affect everything. For example, while grocery costs have skyrocketed the price of guillotines has remained relatively stable. collabs.shop/c2zki8
A faded black t-shirt featuring a vintage-style graphic of a guillotine inside an arched frame. Above the guillotine, the words "GIVE ME HEAD" are written in a bold, arched serif font. The design has a distressed, cracked texture.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Another day, another unhinged post from the President of the United States casually threatening to exterminate an entire civilization. Today's Low Quality Ad is for this End of the World Pin. Get your tickets while you still can folks, looks like they'll be sold out soon. collabs.shop/tksgqv
A rectangular enamel pin designed to look like a vintage ticket stub. The pin is cream-colored with black text and borders. On the left, it reads "ADMIT ONE" vertically, and on the right, it reads "FRONT ROW" vertically. The center features a black illustration of a globe on fire next to the words "THE END OF THE WORLD."
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Fred Hiker @fred.cuddly.top · 03/04/2026
Post something random or you will have an awful April
A bunch of pelicans hanging out around an empty berth at the marina, waiting for who knows what.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/03/2026
Chappell Roan Makes Amends By Kidnapping 11-Year-Old Fan
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Chappell Roan Makes Amends By Kidnapping 11-Year-Old Fan
SÃO PAULO—In an effort to rectify the misunderstanding between the young girl, the girls’ parents, and herself, pop star Chappell Roan kidnapped the 11-year-old fan who was upset by a security guard w...
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 27/03/2026
“The study found that, on average, AI chatbots affirmed a user’s actions 49 percent more often than other humans did, including in queries involving deception, illegal or socially irresponsible conduct, and other harmful behaviors.”
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AI chatbots are probably giving you bad advice, new study finds - The Boston Globe
Artificial intelligence chatbots are so prone to flattering and validating their human users that they are giving bad advice that can damage relationships and reinforce harmful behaviors, according to...
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Trump sent ICE agents to airports after refusing to go along with a deal that would have funded the TSA. If you thought that was the only way Trump was making flying even more miserable, you'd be wrong. Watch.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Senate Democrats voted multiple times to fund TSA separately from ICE. Republicans voted it down every time. Republicans are to blame for today’s airport chaos — all because they’re happy to keep letting Trump’s thugs terrorize our communities with no consequences. Remember this.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Openly calling for the deaths of all who oppose him. I’m sure this will get as much media attention as Biden’s occasional stutter.
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Fred Hiker @fred.cuddly.top · 21/03/2026
Starting #Caturday the best way possible.
Fuzzy tabby cat curled up asleep in bed very cozy.
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shing yin khor @shing.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Happy World Puppetry Day! We're closing our late pledges in 24hrs! This is a last chance to get in on process work for our short puppetry musical!
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