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Frannicus

@frannicus.bsky.social
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your friend with the rhetoric professor of haunted doll-ogy (doll hauntology) (actually a really beleaguered small town FORMER department chair, send help) aka tesseractive on other platforms e/em pronouns In a small voice: also wrestling

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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 05/10/2026
I've been wanting to write this review for years. Go read it. Or just go play it. Because it's free, and runs on anything that could be considered vaguely computery.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The scary white tent???? I am tearing up just looking at the google image search
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I primarily remember Jurassic Park as a movie about kids almost getting eaten by velociraptors. I think I’m still preparing to have to hold still so they can’t see me?
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy shit me too but I was not sure how to even explain it
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When offering someone a change of subject away from tragedy: “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 02/10/2026
IDK this surge of “if every rape survivor self-IDs on the internet change will happen” is sure making me wonder if you all have collective amnesia from 2017
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the most underappreciated unforeseen consequences of the smartphone/streaming/social media era is the elimination of boredom as a key driver of creativity. Without boredom, there just isn't enough impetus for most people do go out and learn and do things.
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My mom has brain cancer and I’m not coping so good
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A FUCKING PRIEST WITH A COLLAR
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But what I’m really mad about is that the person I actually want to say that to quit fandom and the internet to become A PRIEST
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is something Hal Jordan would say in a fanfic to avoid saying Batman
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
writing a rationalist fanfic about 'who framed roger rabbit?' but it's a series of spreadsheets and charts explaining the economic benefits of a freeway system and justifying the wholesale destruction of toontown
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't believe I've never seen this before. I wish I were watching it under happier circumstances now.
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I stole a VHS of it from work when I was in college. Wish I still had it.
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh man both of these 🫂
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mr. T’s Be Somebody or Be Somebody’s Fool.
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait I want a copy! I have something good to trade
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have exclusively heard this song in bathrooms and waiting rooms.
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all literature is stink lines coming off the alphabet
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enys Men!!!! Watched it last night, liked it so much I made my spouse watch it as soon as they got up. Getting the most out of my 72 hour Kanopy loan.
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was honestly thinking about getting a rollator because the last standing room only show I went to destroyed me. but my spine is really really screwed up.
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok it’s called Three Arrows nutrition. They make a plain one and a super one with methylated B12 and folate. I think you can also buy bulk beef spleen powder, but I have never tried that.
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oop ordering immediately thank you for the rec!!!
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only iron supplement that has ever worked for me and not made me super sick was beef spleen powder capsules. I acknowledge this sounds fake. I will tell you the brand if you want but no worries if not!
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The IMDB calendar? www.imdb.com/calendar/
imdb.com
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a joke about V:TM but it's obfuscated.
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Charlie Methven @charliemethven.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gonna be a long night
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I will pass it on! Thank you, beef buddy.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 14/09/2026
They should make a ska rhythm action game where you have to move on the off beat
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh boy!!! thank you!
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my friend has been trying to buy an ambulance on behalf of an EMS program for over a year and it's been a nightmare??? wtf?
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
a great season to get into visible mending as a hobby?
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I used to build Excel spreadsheets. Once crashed an entire call center floor because I didn’t properly test a macro. Took about 150 agents offline for maybe half an hour. Cost the company thousands in billable time. Wish I’d thought to say “it escaped containment!”
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
that's the only quantity to make it in!!!
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
BUDDY!!!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sorry!
internet in heaven: it's just the internet from 2007
internet in hell: you're on it
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Guitar update. It has arrived. I have not put any stickers on it yet. I feel good about, D, G, A, and Em. I will take requests for songs that only use those chords.
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Need to retool my Tech writing classes to have more of this vibe
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026
September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thank you, Donnie.
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My spouse made me custom wrestling shirts for my American Girl dolls for my birthday
Tiny cactus jack, bullet club, ddt, LWO, and Lucia/el santo shirtsAmerican girl Molly doll dressed up as cactus jack
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I saw Buddy last night. I'd like to go on record that puppeteer for Mr. Mailbox deserves an Oscar.
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Plashing Vole @plashingvole.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don’t have terrible handwriting, I just refuse to complete the circuit of verificationist communication.
asemic orthography is one mechanism by which these scripted performances decline to complete the circuit of verificationist communication they
set into motion.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
All hail the King, today, on his birthday.
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A teenager enters a dance contest.
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Frannicus @frannicus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Source: www.guitarplayer.com/guitarists/d...
guitarplayer.com
Dolly Parton remembered the little guitar that started her career: “It was my treasure”
The late country legend’s first guitar was a humble instrument, but it helped set her on the path to becoming one of the most beloved musicians of all time
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