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Frank Conniff

@frankconniff.bsky.social
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 2h
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 3h
GOP officials are blaming the box office failure of Digger on Biden.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 6h
The NY Times uses words like “fierce,” “steely,” “nimble” and “homegrown star of the Trump White House” to describe Karoline Leavitt, who just got a Fox News gig. Not a single mention of her relentless lying to the American public. Reporter Michael M. Grynbaum and his editors suck.
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Karoline Leavitt, Trump’s ‘Machine Gun,’ Has a New Gig at Fox News (Gift Article)
A fierce and nimble speaker, Ms. Leavitt is the second of Mr. Trump’s former press secretaries to join the cable news network.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 7h
a play in four acts
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 4h
I’m guessing, AI?
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 14h
If only!
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 15h
Lanterns always has me on the edge of my seat wondering what’s not going to happen next.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 17h
The Bank Dick.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 21h
Midterms are a month away and it’s so important to vote for Democrats in every race. I say this because it’s undeniably true, and also so I can block any “Fuck voting, both parties are the same, man!” douches that come out of the woodwork.
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Alan Spencer @mralanspencer.bsky.social · 22h
If Hitler reappeared out of nowhere, people would be shocked, horrified and outraged. Then he’d run against a black woman and win.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Word is starting to come in that readers are really enjoying GOUT COP! You can enjoy it too. Get the paperback here: tinyurl.com/mwm2xu5b
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seriously: Hate Digger all you want, but [pauses for flow of hate] movies like Digger are why we need studios. A world in which Digger doesn't get made one in which Sinners and One Battle also don't get made. You miss with Heaven's Gate and you still swung. You miss with Paw Patrol and you >
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I doubt there’s a noir fan in the world who wouldn’t put this in their top 5.
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Glenn Kenny @glennkenny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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In Books: “Your Time Is Now: The Sammy Petrillo Story”
A dizzying tale.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you!
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you, and Happy Birthday!
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And get the GOUT COP! ebook here: dumb-industries.com/goutcop
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GOUT COP! by Frank Conniff eBook — Dumb Industries
He has Gout. He’s a Cop. GOUT COP! Written by Frank Conniff, a writer/performer on Mystery Science Theater 3000 ("TV's Frank").
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It sucks to get gout, but it’s fun to get GOUT COP! my new book. Get the paperback here: tinyurl.com/ysr5rvt2 GOUT COP!
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Juice Box on top of the fridge for the first time. This is his “Now I have a machine gun ho ho ho” moment. #Caturday
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Early October vibe. I dig it.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t feel old. I AM old, but I don’t feel it. Thank you for the kind words.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m 41 years sober today.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If newsnation wanted to beat the allegations that it’s not a Fox ape it would disclose that chris cuomo unethically as a journalist helped his brother, the governor of new york, discredit his own sexual harassment accusers (don’t hold your breath, this whole channel is run by rape guys)
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Stephen Winer @rowrbazzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today is the birthday of Groucho Marx, Bud Abbott and Spanky MacFarland. That’s a lot of funny for one day.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Next Wednesday, Oct 7th, at the Parkway Theater in Minneapolis, @programme4.tv starts off with me & Trace Beaulieu rifffing a short, followed by @rachellichtman.bsky.social’s briliant movie. Please come! tinyurl.com/35p8dutt
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And get the GOUT COP! ebook here: dumb-industries.com/goutcop
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GOUT COP! by Frank Conniff eBook — Dumb Industries
He has Gout. He’s a Cop. GOUT COP! Written by Frank Conniff, a writer/performer on Mystery Science Theater 3000 ("TV's Frank").
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ha ha, excellent.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In the same way that allopurinol and colchicine are the perfect prescriptions for gout, GOUT COP! is your perfect prescription for a fast, funny, entertaining read. GOUT COP! Get the paperback here: tinyurl.com/mmwferyr
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Jackson Munden @jacksonmunden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great day for an MST mail day! Thank you so much, @rifftrax.com ! #mst3k, #mysterysciencetheater3000, #rifftrax, #rifftraxexperiments @mst3kofficial.bsky.social #mikenelson, #crowtrobot #tomservo, @billcorbett.bsky.social @kevinwmurphy.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wish someone would hire me to write things. But they don’t. So I fucking write things anyway.
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TCMFanatics @tcmfans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shemp Howard
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why not?
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beyond The Valley of the Dolls.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you!
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also available as an ebook. GOUT COP! dumb-industries.com/goutcop
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GOUT COP! by Frank Conniff eBook — Dumb Industries
He has Gout. He’s a Cop. GOUT COP! Written by Frank Conniff, a writer/performer on Mystery Science Theater 3000 ("TV's Frank").
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Clean up your bookshelf with some Quinn Martinizing. GOUT COP! tinyurl.com/y9uvpx7k
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here is more info about the show. theparkwaytheater.com/all-events/p...
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Programme 4: In Colour! Featuring Trace Beaulieu & Frank Conniff, aka The MADS
Escape to the hilariously switched-on world of Programme 4 , a far-out, feature-length “broadcast” from the Botany 500 Age of Television created by visionary director Rachel Lichtman . With specia...
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Next Wednesday, October 7th, and the Parkway Theater here in Minneapolis, Trace Beaulieu and I are riffing a short film as part of @rachellichtman.bsky.social’s brillant and groovy @programme4.tv show. We’d love to see you there!
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Transcript from Time interview with Trump: TRUMP: I’m Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs… TIME: Thank you, Mr. President.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every time you rightly say john roberts is a force for evil in the universe, remember why he has any power:
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George W Bush Dance
ALT: George W Bush Dance
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Mr. Shifty @mrshifty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stanley Kubrick's "Eyes Wide Servo" @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @maryjopehl.bsky.social @rifftrax.com
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Coyote vs. Acme is funny, entertaining, and a prime example of one of my favorite film genres: Martha Kelly movies. (Yup, tagging you, @marthakelly.bsky.social, to let you know once again how much I love you.)
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Reacher Scale: Not as good as Reacher — Lanterns. As good as Reacher — Neagley, Slow Horses, Widow’s Bay. Better than Reacher — Furious.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, Alister MacGregor Munro, if that really is your name, you thought wrong.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True story: An influence on Mystery Science Theater 3000. It has a guy trapped in space with robot friends.
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh my God why is MsNow interviewing Rahm Emmanuel again? He lives in 1950. Arrogant, entitled, out of touch. Also thinks that all kids under 16 should be banned from social media. Okay grandpa. Good luck.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I might be a little less distrustful of AI if the dudes promoting it, supporting it, insisting on it, and advocating for it weren’t the worst fucking people on the planet.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GOUT COP! Paperback: tinyurl.com/s6787dba GOUT COP! Ebook: dumb-industries.com/goutcop GOUT COP!
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Kliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Worst Answer Possible.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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