Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sometimes I need the table and the chair for my own use. Too fucking bad. 1934320
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not happy but not screaming like his last two visits to the Vet. Our little Juice Box is growing up. 64475
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026GOUT COP! Tonight’s episode: Promoting a Book is Murder! Get the paperback: tinyurl.com/j3a22wsd GOUT COP! 1657
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026BREAKING: Juice Box has started hanging out with Billy on top of the kitchen cabinets. 2355619
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Tonight! 7:30 at the Parkway Theater. The brilliant @rachellichtman.bsky.social presents her hilarious movie, @programme4.tv, and Trace Beaulieu & I will open the show with a riff of a short. This is gonna be fun. Join us! tinyurl.com/35p8dutt 1704
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As much as everything keeps changing at least we can take some comfort knowing that legacy media is still here and still sucks as much as ever. 2829427
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026A spring-like autumn day in Minneapolis. I can work with this. 92591
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026GOUT COP! In color! (Uh, I mean, in paperback!) GOUT COP! tinyurl.com/yvytf2u6 4653
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Okay, I promise this will be the last time I promote GOUT COP! until tomorrow, or maybe sooner, but I swear, that’s it! GOUT COP! tinyurl.com/4r83wd4b 49614
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Word is starting to come in that readers are really enjoying GOUT COP! You can enjoy it too. Get the paperback here: tinyurl.com/mwm2xu5b 4804
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It sucks to get gout, but it’s fun to get GOUT COP! my new book. Get the paperback here: tinyurl.com/ysr5rvt2 GOUT COP! 711313
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Juice Box on top of the fridge for the first time. This is his “Now I have a machine gun ho ho ho” moment. #Caturday 1137821
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Next Wednesday, Oct 7th, at the Parkway Theater in Minneapolis, @programme4.tv starts off with me & Trace Beaulieu rifffing a short, followed by @rachellichtman.bsky.social’s briliant movie. Please come! tinyurl.com/35p8dutt 311516
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In the same way that allopurinol and colchicine are the perfect prescriptions for gout, GOUT COP! is your perfect prescription for a fast, funny, entertaining read. GOUT COP! Get the paperback here: tinyurl.com/mmwferyr 3969
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wish someone would hire me to write things. But they don’t. So I fucking write things anyway. 523016
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Clean up your bookshelf with some Quinn Martinizing. GOUT COP! tinyurl.com/y9uvpx7k 37611
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Next Wednesday, October 7th, and the Parkway Theater here in Minneapolis, Trace Beaulieu and I are riffing a short film as part of @rachellichtman.bsky.social’s brillant and groovy @programme4.tv show. We’d love to see you there! 716123
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026GOUT COP! Paperback: tinyurl.com/s6787dba GOUT COP! Ebook: dumb-industries.com/goutcop GOUT COP! 2714
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026GOUT COP! The paperback! tinyurl.com/txfm9tfe 4879
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The action-packed GOUT COP! paperback is now available on Amazon. The nonstop thrill-ride that is the GOUT COP! ebook can still be easily obtained at dumb-industries.com/goutcop. Either way, all of your GOUT COP! needs are being met. GOUT COP! 68910
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Did I say the Gout Cop paperback would be available Monday? Well, it’s already available TODAY! www.amazon.com/Gout-Cop-Fra... GOUT COP! 210010
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Is there another book available that presents a novelization of a fictional Quinn Martin production? Okay, probably several. But nevertheless, GOUT COP! can be had at dumb-industries.com/goutcop. And the paperback arrives Monday! GOUT COP! 11179
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Asleep yet prepared to pounce at a moment’s notice. Juice Box’s work is never done. #Caturday 82648
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In mere days, the thrilling GOUT COP! paperback will be available. Right now, this instant, the action-packed GOUT COP! ebook is yours for the having at dumb-industries.com/goutcop. Take your pick. There is no wrong way to read and enjoy GOUT COP! GOUT COP! 1818
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What a horrible, evil person. Donald, too. 2632530
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Here’s what happens when I take the advice of creative writing teachers and read my work aloud. 72207
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Need your fix of GOUT COP! right now? The GOUT COP! ebook is immediately available at dumb-industries.com/goutcop. Willing to wait? The GOUT COP! paperback drops Monday. GOUT COP! 411217
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s Jerry Beck night on @tcmtv.bsky.social! 1654
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It arrived! I mostly read ebooks these days. But when the cover is by Drew Friedman, you just have to have the work of art in your home. 5951
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Gave the wrong GOUT COP! link for this. The correct GOUT COP! link is dumb-industries.com/goutcop GOUT COP! 27510
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Next Monday, the GOUT COP! paperback will be available. The thrill-packed GOUT COP ebook is available now at dumb-industries.com. GOUT COP! has limped its way into the national conversation. GOUT COP! 410211
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Paperback available SOON. Ebook available NOW. GOUT COP! Dumb-Industries.com 415816
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Two things can be true at the same time. 1. I take a lot of pictures of Juice Box and Billy. 2. I don’t take nearly enough pictures of Juice Box and Billy. 40143165
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yikes! Just now, for the first time ever, Juice Box has managed to jump up onto a counter. His status as an agent of chaos has just gone from amateur to professional. 1635811
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026He has Gout. He’s a Cop. GOUT COP! Ebook available NOW at Dumb-Industries.com. GOUT COP! 1424716
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Juice Box having one of his occasional “what is this outside world shit and why am I not a part of it” moments. 83268
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“Yeah, I was on a first-name basis with the previous press secretary who lied to us on a daily basis. She was pretty cool.” Trump banning the press is not okay but the press that he banned is fucking USELESS. 1023335
Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sad that we live in an age where this is only one of many murderous psychos with a podcast. 191155
