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Lord Chaire

@fraiyzer.bsky.social
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Green Party representative for the City of Melbourne. Selling Cones!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2025
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-di…
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/09/2025
its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2025
the rightwing loves to be like “this is the moment we become the nazi party”
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Lord Chaire @fraiyzer.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
God I despise TFW
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 18/07/2025
everywhere i look, something reminds me of her
packages of sausage: kirkland signature brand brats
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
An accessibility feature I’d like to see in games is the option to completely disable the parry system. I don’t want the tutorial to even tell me parrying is possible in the game
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makeovermage @makeovermage.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
i wish we actually had transgender for everyone
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/05/2025
it’s illegal to have a job and have a girlfriend now these days it seems
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Lord Chaire @fraiyzer.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
That's the most pathetic liverpool performance I've ever seen
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I'm a little sick haha Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
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Lord Chaire @fraiyzer.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Jimmy Carter? More like Jimmy heart-won't-start-er! (Rip)
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Lord Chaire @fraiyzer.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
After working for the last year in fine dining I can tell you first hand that rich people are even worse than you think
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
i can't believe they invented a slur for big accounts
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/12/2024
Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man theonion.com/years-of-inb...
Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man

-The Onion
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Lord Chaire @fraiyzer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
BO6 nuketown: who can spawn kill the best
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I've always aspired to be like James Bond, a man who owns a car and has had sex
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/12/2024
my spotify wrapped is slightly more embarassing than previous years, so i will not be sharing it this year. i hope you understand this choice of mine in these tough times
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
None of my tweets are sponsored. I routinely turn down free products, discounts, and paid collaboration opportunities. Here are screenshots from the past month. This is just the stuff I respond to because I like the company. 99% of PR emails are blocked. I tweet stuff I like; that's it
Screenshot of an email reads: Hi Gabriel, 

Thanks for reaching out, but unfortunately, I have an editorial policy that prevents me from collaborating with companies. IMO, people who write about companies should not also collaborate with them. But thank you for thinking of me. 

DerekScreenshot of an email reads: Hi Tom 

Very kind of you to reach out. I have an editorial policy against taking free things. However, I took a look at your website and really like the styles. I will try to keep the brand in mind next time I write about eyewear. Thanks for introducing me to your company. 

Best
DerekScreenshot of an email reads: Hi Lissa, 

Very kind of you to offer to send something. As an editorial policy, I don't accept free things, but I'm happy to mention this in an upcoming post on my site. By chance, I was going to mention bandanas and neckerchiefs anyway, so good timing. 

Post should be up in a couple of weeks. 

DerekScreenshot of an email reads: Hello!

It was totally my pleasure. I've admired your company for a while and mentioning the hoodie was totally my pleasure since I'm happy to promote things I think are great. 

I don't accept free things as a matter of editorial policy, but I genuinely appreciate your kind offer. I was going to mention the hoodies in an article though. Can you say anything about the design or manufacturing process? Aside from what's provided on your product page? Would be nice to mention some specifics in my write-up. 

Best wishes,
Derek
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Lord Chaire @fraiyzer.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
They should make a driving instructor that isn't insufferable
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Lord Chaire @fraiyzer.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Started being weirder at work and boy the coworkers do NOT like that
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Alan White @aljwhite.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
New hero just dropped
The old man who went viral in China for making dry sandwiches
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/11/2024
this is beyond amazing news
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
IMO, most men shouldn't pair a sport coat with jeans because they probably don't have an eye for it. However, the good news is that it's pretty easy to develop this eye. 🧵
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Lord Chaire @fraiyzer.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Lordchaire. Lord Chaire.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Reposting this for no particular reason
Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 08/11/2024
You know what would make us all feel better? A big boat getting stuck
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Lord Chaire @fraiyzer.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Well that's enough. I've deleted twitter and for the next 4 years I will be willfully ignorant to all things american, it's simply too depressing to keep doing
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Lord Chaire @fraiyzer.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Fuck sakes i wanted elon to kill himself
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Lord Chaire @fraiyzer.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I've seen enough. Arne Slot is the best manager in the world
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/11/2024
I LOVE VOTER FRAUD
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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/10/2024
i’m leaving a bowl of fake IDs that allow children of all ages to illegally vote for kamala harris on election day
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Lord Chaire @fraiyzer.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
@mikeandike i enjoy your products
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Lord Chaire @fraiyzer.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Jesus, at least city played the fucking game
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Lord Chaire @fraiyzer.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Can't wait for immigration to be the only topic i consistently hear about until i die
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/10/2024
it’s legal to call him a pedophile here
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
A bunch of men are hanging out in a big hole. A sign points to it labelled "Hole." One of the men in the hole points to a sign that says "NEW HOLE." He says "hey look! someone made a new hole!" All the men frantically rush out of the old hole and into the new one. One comments "this feels like how the old hole used to feel."
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Lord Chaire @fraiyzer.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Word to your mother, fuck twitter and Elon. Let's party
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