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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire

@focknuckleicy.bsky.social
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she/her | over 25 | just a fujoshi memelord havin a good time | my sense of humor gets worse everyday | avid consumer of cartoons and web originals | burgeoning motorhead | TAYLOR FARMS EAT MY ASS

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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 13h
stopping my peaceful lunch for a second to spread around that epic games is trash and you should bully them
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 16h
i had to excavate like 4 of them out of my teeth last night. it took at least 20 minutes. i am opening another bag of popcorn as i type this.
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 16h
i genuinely, sincerely fail to understand what reality marketing teams live in anymore. a group of people sat at a table and said “YES. this is it. they will love liberty bibberty. the customers will flood in. this will make no one hate us” advertising was one of my areas of study by the way
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 17h
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 18h
I think that if millennials/gen Z work together we can drive HOAs to the breaking point
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My HOA once charged me $75 because my trash can was visible from the street for approximately six minutes. So now I use the anonymous form on their website to report myself for having grass that's too long. Sandra has to walk all the way over with a ruler and measure it once a week. It's important to stay involved in your community.

A lady with a ruler walking away from a yard
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 22h
Oh good, Geoffrey, you're here! (Geoffrey bursts into flames) Geoffrey's on fire. Ew!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
CyberTruck owners:
NFL graphic that says

SHORT
3 INCHES
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my neurons when i slam my toe into the nightstand at 1am
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“eating in the car” NO you DOLT, it’s a PICNIC. have you never lived life
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one of those things where it’s like ‘wow, life really could be this simple but the whole world fuckin playin’
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
trading yaoi with a bestie like friendship bracelets
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hey @discord.com go fuck yourselves up the ass
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
three trucks fuckin on the highway ✌️
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
listen i get that dreams about teeth or hair failling out is usually interpreted as like insecurities about appearance or whatever can anyone tell me what dreaming about toenails falling out is suppose to represent??
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HoOheddiheh HoOOheddiheh HoOoOhe
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
them: “what do you bring to the table?” me:
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
eazy-e continues to be correct about dre many, many years after the fact
m.youtube.com
Eazy-E - Real Muthaphuckkin G's (Music Video)
YouTube video by Creative Hip-Hop
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
1 hands down holy fuck
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
god rest her poor soul
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
someone is eating a taylor farms salad at the table.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Have some Goats.😍
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
when it isn’t horrible toenail surgery it’s usually horrible cyst popping i think watching these kind of videos has to be like building a tolerance to spiciness. mfs begin at ‘three jalapeño seeds put me in unbearable pain’ and progress to ‘lol i’m popping rawass ghost peppers like potato chips’
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
eating ramen with while watching people get their ingrown toenails removed is this a healthy condition to be in
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𝔅𝔏𝔒𝔒𝔇 𝔅ℑ𝔗ℭℌ 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 08/02/2026
sony commercial patent illustration of a guy saying McDonald's to his TV but the text replaced with E
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i’m sorry but your cat deadass has a dreamworks face
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
looking in the mirror at your own vices as a parent is for pussies
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
at this very moment, people are still having sex
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
browsing the binding of isaac wiki is an adventure because it will give you sentences like this
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GB @gbdialga.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i did the fucking yo mama randomizer and i'm fucking crying bro
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natural passenger @snakedothandler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
you can do whatever you want in your writing btw. you don’t need to make sure a fantasy setting is close to real world history or technology. seriously. you can just do what you want.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
cackling at 1am and my cat is angrily meowing at the door asking what the fuck is going on in there
youtu.be
Ark: Survival Evolved - NEVER set the poop interval to "0"!!
YouTube video by Newtype
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
you mean forcing slave labor to shit in the fields. they don’t provide them with bathrooms or handwashing stations.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
you know like three weeks ago i was sayin to meself “dude. taylor farms is not recovering from this” with a medium level of confidence. i’m so impressed this week, y’all. they really, really outdid themselves.
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
bless y’all forever for this thing
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
they could have at LEAST waited a FEW MORE YEARS LIKE LAST TIME to shit the bed again 💀💀💀
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i’m so sorry but i’m so used to youtube’s ad choices that my first glimpse of this registered in my mind as ‘fucked up mpreg ad’
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
dude i only fucked the burger a little i’m sorry
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
completely real question i had to answer for the hospital im getting top surgery at
a surgery form. the question being asked is "what are your pronouns?" the only answers are yes or no.
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ENJOY YOUR E. COLI GIRL YOUR BURGER IS RAW AS SHIT 💔
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
we can always hit up palantir for that (;
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 07/08/2026
PSA: ketchup contains acetic acid and sodium chloride which will both accelerate the rusting of stainless steel surfaces. Do not, I repeat do not, throw slices of ketchup on cybertrucks.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
couldn't post today was out clothes shopping with rouge. she did my makeup and everything. station square doesn't know what to do when a couple bad bitches step off the train
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
them colors………
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
GOD same
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
personally, i’d hate to be the bastard that changed their mind on THAT too late.
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