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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire

@focknuckleicy.bsky.social
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she/her | over 25 | just a fujoshi memelord havin a good time | my sense of humor gets worse everyday | avid consumer of cartoons and web originals | burgeoning motorhead | TAYLOR FARMS EAT MY ASS

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13h
CyberTruck owners:
NFL graphic that says

SHORT
3 INCHES
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 22h
my neurons when i slam my toe into the nightstand at 1am
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“eating in the car” NO you DOLT, it’s a PICNIC. have you never lived life
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
trading yaoi with a bestie like friendship bracelets
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hey @discord.com go fuck yourselves up the ass
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
three trucks fuckin on the highway ✌️
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
listen i get that dreams about teeth or hair failling out is usually interpreted as like insecurities about appearance or whatever can anyone tell me what dreaming about toenails falling out is suppose to represent??
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HoOheddiheh HoOOheddiheh HoOoOhe
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
them: “what do you bring to the table?” me:
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
someone is eating a taylor farms salad at the table.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Have some Goats.😍
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
eating ramen with while watching people get their ingrown toenails removed is this a healthy condition to be in
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𝔅𝔏𝔒𝔒𝔇 𝔅ℑ𝔗ℭℌ 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 08/02/2026
sony commercial patent illustration of a guy saying McDonald's to his TV but the text replaced with E
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
at this very moment, people are still having sex
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
browsing the binding of isaac wiki is an adventure because it will give you sentences like this
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GB @gbdialga.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i did the fucking yo mama randomizer and i'm fucking crying bro
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natural passenger @snakedothandler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
you can do whatever you want in your writing btw. you don’t need to make sure a fantasy setting is close to real world history or technology. seriously. you can just do what you want.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
cackling at 1am and my cat is angrily meowing at the door asking what the fuck is going on in there
youtu.be
Ark: Survival Evolved - NEVER set the poop interval to "0"!!
YouTube video by Newtype
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
you know like three weeks ago i was sayin to meself “dude. taylor farms is not recovering from this” with a medium level of confidence. i’m so impressed this week, y’all. they really, really outdid themselves.
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
they could have at LEAST waited a FEW MORE YEARS LIKE LAST TIME to shit the bed again 💀💀💀
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i’m so sorry but i’m so used to youtube’s ad choices that my first glimpse of this registered in my mind as ‘fucked up mpreg ad’
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
dude i only fucked the burger a little i’m sorry
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
completely real question i had to answer for the hospital im getting top surgery at
a surgery form. the question being asked is "what are your pronouns?" the only answers are yes or no.
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ENJOY YOUR E. COLI GIRL YOUR BURGER IS RAW AS SHIT 💔
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 07/08/2026
PSA: ketchup contains acetic acid and sodium chloride which will both accelerate the rusting of stainless steel surfaces. Do not, I repeat do not, throw slices of ketchup on cybertrucks.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
couldn't post today was out clothes shopping with rouge. she did my makeup and everything. station square doesn't know what to do when a couple bad bitches step off the train
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
y’know, thinking about this post and i really, really cannot help calling those libertarian accelerationists who want to wipe out the planet so they can rule over it back to mind. because you know damn well it will be the exact same story with them. bsky.app/profile/thew...
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🎃 Will Porter 🥐🐺🦇 @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
casualties of language
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
holy fuck. you’ve finally found the people who think cleaning their room is woke.
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
well damn girlfriend now you’ve got a hoard of angry workers AND angry customers good mcfreaking luck to y’all rofl
apple.news
Major airline cancels 81 flights as strike looms, no refunds — TheStreet
More widespread cancelations are on the line as negotiation talks stall.
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
dear blueskiary, i’ve once again discovered how futile it is to ask doomposting addicts to do adequate research, think, and deal with events in a way that is measured and healthy. mob mentality social media, it seems, has a much stronger dopamine hit than learning better coping strategies.
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Scott @gaynightstand.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fuck anyone who says to grate an onion in a recipe. I haven’t been able to see for 10 minutes
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
shoutout to whoever has the jeep wrangler with the large “DADDY ISSUES” decal
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
social media post screenshot from user MB (@missedherbus) featuring a photo of bagged salads on a grocery store shelf. The post text reads: "What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Minions salad from the diarrhea farm". The photograph shows a yellow bag of Taylor Farms salad branded with a Minion character, labeled "Caribbean Crunch Salad Kit" with a yellow price tag below reading $3.79.
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
it is LITERALLY NOT
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i am begging every singer on earth not to sample one word they sang and then play it back in like 20 different pitches as part of your track
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I HAVE ENTERED THE CHAT. WHAT’S HAPPENING NOW:
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
nearly choked on my fucking sprite remembering that video of someone playing a trumpet cover of the super mario theme into a condom
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🤬 cursing + 😔 pensive =
An Emoji Mashup combining 🤬 and 😔.
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
r/whatdoido is it PR suicide to actively interfere with an investigation into your own negligence and bribe the watchdogs into letting you off the hook what could one theoretically do if the public found out about it asking for a friend he needs answers pretty quick lol
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
mitch will regain his health if he eats his leafy greens so let’s give him a classic salad from taylor farms he needs his iron and vitamins
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
OH BOY OH BOY IS HE DEAD YET CHAT
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Sam @desertthorne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
www.reuters.com/business/hea...
reuters.com
Taylor Farms temporarily shuts Mexico processing facility as U.S. cyclosporiasis cases rise, source says
Taylor Farms has temporarily shut down the Central Mexico processing facility that U.S. health officials have linked to an ongoing multi-state cyclosporiasis ​outbreak, an industry source familiar wit...
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
nobody who doesn’t hate their own guts gives a fuck about that though
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Disaster Nerd Extraordinaire @focknuckleicy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i’mma just leave this here for no specific reason
youtu.be
“All the Food is Poison” - Pierre | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
YouTube video by Tim Heidecker's Stalker
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