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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's September 30th and my local supermarket has precisely zero Halloween merch for sale. Tick-tock, motherfuckers.
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me: *buys a cute new throw blanket for the sofa* My cat: ZOMG HAIRBALL TIEM
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More gas is used to convert gas to LNG exports than is used by the entire manufacturing industry. We don't need more gas. #NoNewGas #TAXtheGAS
Charts showing gas use/size by PJ:

LNG exports: 4,425PJ
LNG conversion plant use: 437PJ
Manufacturing: 370PJ
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me: man, this oblique exercise isn't doing jack shit Next day: 💀
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mutual aid request- help young a trans, indigenous, disabled person get top surgery. Any donation however small will make their day. www.gofundme.com/f/help-ash-g...
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Donate to Help Ash get this off their chest... aka get Top-Surgery, organized by Ash Stockton
Ash's journey to top surgery Hi, my name’s Ash. I’m a trans… Ash Stockton needs your support for Help Ash get this off their chest... aka get Top-Surgery
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is for Judas Priest to announce an Australian tour
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Doing my tax return. It's about as fun as getting punched in the face
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Am I losing it, or does today's sourdough loaf look a bit like Mitch McConnell?
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
List of 9 websites where you can download unlimited books for free: 1. planetebook .com 2. oceanofpdf .com 3. freecomputerbooks .com 4. zlibrary .to 5. BookBoon 6. gutenberg .org 7. manybooks .net 8. pdfdrive .com 9. digilibraries .com add more👇
Alt text: Infographic listing nine websites for free books with icons and descriptions around the title. Sites include Planet eBook, Ocean of PDF, FreeComputerBooks, Z Library, Bookboon, Project Gutenberg, ManyBooks, PDF Drive, and DigiLibraries. Each entry highlights features like classic literature, fiction and non-fiction, tech books, academic texts, free textbooks, public domain classics, and eBook discounts.
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The warm season is well and truly upon us: Went out to clean the shed, disturbed a very large, very angry huntsman spider. #nope
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Men can't find the summit
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh fuck OFF
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My eldest is gearing up to move out of home and people are super fucking weird about the fact that I don't have abandonment issues over it Because I actually have a healthy relationship with my kids and trust in them 1/2
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Canada basically got offered a trillion dollar deal with EU, meanwhile at the same time the US is arguing over whether FBI agents can rape dogs or not
Man reading newspaper
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me: “that edible ain’t shit” also me, 45 minutes later:
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The string quartet from The Titanic have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Feeling schmick in my new emotional support hat
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One year since I met Con O'Neill. That was one hell of a weekend
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You know you're getting old when it takes two days to get over staying up late for a concert
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's a lovely day to do some Swedish death cleaning
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Waiting for Pauline Hanson to announce her next economic policy (it's called Just Print More Money) #auspol
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Josh Moretto @joshmoretto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Art by @reforest-kelley.bsky.social. A reminder for Labor Day.
Fan art of Chief Miles O'Brien, Leeta, and Rom from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The three are seated in Quark's bar. Miles is explaining something to the other two. The upper caption reads, "The boss needs you, you don't need the boss"; the lower caption reads, "Labor is entitled to all it creates".
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I need to hang out the washing. Pepper does not give a shit.
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Crisafulli is a greasy fucking lickspittle.
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Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*Sen. Canavan said that user @ dingo1488 had assured him it was all fine and any complaints were 'just woke'*
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Studios track the metrics from pirated content and add it to their "people like this IP, let's make more" jar. Piracy still keeps the IP culturally relevant. Let it go.
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy #dickfuckday to those who celebrate it 🖤
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I know exactly one thing about Herbert’s science fiction world
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Frank Herbert literally wrote a sci fi world, he would have supported ai
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mondayzc @mondayzc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
digital painting study from like ~15 seconds of the RHPC movie i did last year RIP Tim Curry what a guy
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nordacious @nordacious.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh, Tim. Frank-N-Furter, Pennywise, that face, that voice, that wicked little GLINT. So strange, glamorous, funny, frightening and completely unforgettable. Thank you for the thrills, the nightmares and the absolute pleasure 🩵
Three illustrated tributes to Tim Curry: two portray him as Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and one as Pennywise from It. Two are vibrant, retro-inspired digital illustrations, while another shows a fine-liner pointillism portrait alongside its finished printed artwork.
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Does anyone else ever feel like they're just waiting to die? Not suicidal, but just waiting to blink out of existence
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine writing Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day and that's not the best thing you did in life.
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wishing my fellow Antipodeans a happy swooping season
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Kis @blow-me-a-kis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
my hero, our flag means death Buttons, wide eyed in the middle of his dramatic Republic of Pirates shpill from s1
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
To get back to March 1996 level, Jobseeker would need to go from $808.70 a fortnight to around $1,050
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My 73-year-old mother-in-law used Word Art and Comic sans in a flyer design for her lapidary club, and it looks a hundred times better than any of that AI dog shit.
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I am Jack's complete and utter lack of surprise.
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes you just have to spend the day rotting in your pjs
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mysterkafka🎃🎃🎃 @mysterkafka.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My mild-mannered, softly-spoken other half is currently yelling at Microsoft to FUCK OFF AND WRITE SOME DECENT FUCKIN' CODE (He's a software architect) (He also never swears)
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The autistic experience
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Please don't judge me... I was a dorky ten-year-old.
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
OMFG MY SON GOT THE JOB
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Short Fuse @fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Youngest offspring is having a pre-interview for his dream job this afternoon. Please send chookas and good vibes
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Baron Blobert Von Mucinex the 4th @juda1313.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For todays shot of art, Where's My Breakfast II, Daniel Arthur, oil on panel, 2026
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David Marler @qldaah.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We are 2yrs out from the 2028 Queensland election. We are not having another fucking slogan based repeat of the 2024 election. We have 3 reports on child safety. We have 2 on DV. Qld Labor & Qld LNP, what's the plan? Let's put Qld women & children first. Ok, let's go. #qldpol
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Internet promise 1996: "The rise of the world wide web means your writing could be sold to everyone on the planet without needing a publisher" AI promise 2026: "The rise of AI means your writing will be stolen by everyone on the planet and regurgitated in a lesser form without any recourse."
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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)
An embroidery hoop containing a sewn landscape from above. It shows a forest on the right, a line of fire and charred ground with smoke on the left. The smoke is felted wool.
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