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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D)

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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 12h
So, let's start with taxing the everloving fuck out of the ridiculously wealthy (anyone with an estimated gross worth of over 10 million dollarbucks), and then let's add a feature where anyone who stays on that list for over 5 years (total, not consecutive) gets publicly beheaded.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So at this point the question is, is Mamdami unable to take on the NYPD or unwilling? Either way it's gonna limit his term to just good unstead of great. Though to be fair with New York City's track record "good" is still a massive improvement for mayors.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In the end humanity opted to route their vessels through "hell" rather than "heaven". While hell was indeed a dangerous place full of hostile horrors, they were at least horrors that we could understand. No one could comprehend the sights of heaven. Those who claimed to were proven suicidaly mad.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
MTG has to be THE saddest story in modern American politics. A genuine true believer, whole heart Qanon religion with the MAGA savior. She ran for office in full earnesty to fight the one world pedophile shadow government face-to-face.
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Frozen Ocelot @frozenocelot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once again a reminder. Don't give them a damn thing and CANCEL YOUR NITRO!
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We really gotta start pushing "No one's free until we're all free" again. It's like the basic premise of community, society, and equity. I don't know if the libs still haven't heard it, misunderstood it, or treated it like they do "no ethical consumption under capitalism".
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey, just a friendly reminder to all you shrieking shitlibs out there, if Newsome runs in 2028, the Left isn't voting for him. If you want to throw our friends and family under the bus, then you can be dragged under the wheels with us and by us. www.ebar.com/story/170505...
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Newsom vetoes bill aimed at protecting providers of transgender care
Governor Gavin Newsom used his veto pen over the weekend to ax legislation aimed at protecting providers of gender-affirming care from being extradited to face charges for doing so by another state.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am three hours into "The Maniac" by Benjamin Labutut and I am bored out of my fucking mind by this monotonous biography of historical math people. If someone recommends this book to you, never trust any of their recommendations ever again.
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Ash @fishyash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Friendly reminder that Duolingo was initially concieved to trick people into translating articles for free, which they later used as training data for MTL algorithms. Duolingo's primary purpose has NEVER been about teaching you a language, even from the start! slate.com/technology/2...
If it doesn’t charge users and, so far, doesn’t serve them any ads, how does Duolingo make money? It tricks you into working as an unpaid translation service. At the end of some lessons, Duolingo will ask you if you want to practice by translating a real-world document. Which will turn out to be, say, a BuzzFeed article. By melding together enough stabs at this task from high-level Duolingo users, the app can render a surprisingly accurate translation. Which is worth good money. So far, Duolingo has contracts with BuzzFeed and CNN to translate stories from English into languages such as Spanish, French, and Portuguese. This service is already earning Duolingo hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, but von Ahn predicts he will be adding a raft of new clients soon. “The language translations market is huge,” he says. “It’s a $30 billion per year market.”
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People who like Jessica Rabbit are cool. People who like Jessica Rabbit AND Holly Wood are sus.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So. We're gonna tax the shit out of billionaires. Like really tax the fuck out of them. And when they complain about it, We're gonna tax them even harder. And after all that taxing, they're gonna whine and cry on their luxury yatch about how they have nothing left. And we're gonna tax them again.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#EatAssGetMoney
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Emotionally, I am here youtu.be/12THZBKq7gc?...
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Imagine that you've sat down to watch a movie. The lights go down and instead of the movie you wanted to see, there's some dickhead that you've never heard of sitting in front of the camera and monolougeing about the themes of the movie and how the directors biographyhas influenced their oeuvre.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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The rent is too damn high
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14/09/2026
We are not going to get out of the fascism problem by accepting just enough fascism to turn the heads of the fascism-curious.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't want to needlessly alarm anyone here, but guise...I don't think we're (as a society and as individuals) ☠️☠️☠️ enough insurance people. Yeah, medical and corporate are preferred priorities (of course), but on a local level auto agents are fine too. The whole machine needs to just collapse.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The amount of grown ass adults on my timeline that are whinging about the new Zelda graphics update becuase they're so nostolgia-locked into their childhoods that anything that isn't a perfect one-to-one recreation of their personal core memories feels like an existential travesty is too damn high.
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
Alt: Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you really loved me you'd piss in my C-PAP tank
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And Always Remember...
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Never Forget...
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Here's to THE best pirate and muppet to ever grace a screen or stage. Lost legend right here.
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Long John Silver: Nicest Guys You'd Meet
ALT: Long John Silver: Nicest Guys You'd Meet
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damn. Even Dolly had enough of this shit...
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ignore the scribbles
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Frank's 2000 inch TV I am still hoping to see it performed live on day.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Natalie Harp looks like she's cheated on every man she's ever dated with every other man in his family. Natalie Harp looks like she holds the world record for plates sent back in restaurants. Natilie Harp looks like a background character in a chinese bootleg production of Real Housewives.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I hit the button on the mixer and the club starts shimmying to the opening bars of Zydrate Anatomy, only to stop dead and throw their drinks at me when the lyrics are from Eminem's "Without Me".
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is what I hear and see every time some blogger self diagnosing as a journalist complains about the lack of respect that they are treated with here when they post their paranoid narcissistic ramblings masquerading as insightful and well thought out articles.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make your product unavailable for purchase? I'm pirating it. Make your product have an overly complicated purchase process? I'm also pirating it.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Natalie Harp looks like she was born with a Disney Park Pass. Natalie Harp looks like she knows every lyrics to every Taylor Swift song. Natalie Harp looks like she's never eaten anything that wasn't posted to instagram first. Natalie Harp looks like she parks in handicap spaces without a placard.
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 22/08/2026
post by Zeekerss @ZeekerssRBLX on X on 1/10/26

Concept art is the most poisonous place to use Al. That's when your creative vision is the most fragile and undeveloped. When you see what the Al made and say, "That looks cool, I want my game to look like that!" it's like it's secretly swapping out your baby with its own.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Entertaining the urge to get back into drawing for the sole purpose of creating Legends of Avantris Uprooted rule 34.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
As an ally, I will never judge you for affirming your gender identity. I WILL judge you for picking a basic bitch trope name for yourself though.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So, apperantly multiple journalists through multiple journalist orginizations can run a multiweek long harassment campaign against a single individual until they kill themselves, but when I tell a single journalist on social media to kill themselves I get banned for week.
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Lune 🐈‍⬛ @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What's the point of having a mouth when no one cares that you're screaming?
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A 24 PACK OF 12 OZ SARSAPARILLA SHOULD NOT COST 50 FUCKING DOLLARS
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is beyond even cartoon levels of villany. If I wrote a story about how Isreal wanted to stick crocodiles in a moat around a prison for Muslims, I would be called the most antisemetic man in the world, cancled, and publicly executed on the Tonight Show. thecradle.co/articles-id/...
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Israeli court freezes govt plan to surround prison with crocodiles out of 'concern' for animal rights
National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir aims to enclose prisons holding thousands of Palestinians with crocodiles as part of a govt strategy to torment and torture detainees
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So how this works is that the Smart Glasses you're wearing are calibrated to your targets layout. And every time you put a shot through the bullseye, or other predesignated succsess zone, the glasses see it and send a signal to the buttplug you're wearing to buzz at maximum power for 5 seconds.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Gonna get myself a houseboat, move to Point Nemo, and live my best life.
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Darth Pagliacci the Sad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉(1312)(3D) @mangaturtle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don't know why reddit's front page thinks I'm interested in Dungeon Crawler Carl and I don't care why, I just want it to stop.
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