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Flynn Jeux

@flynnjeux.bsky.social
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Author of "Vampires Don't Fuck: Understanding the Sexuality of the Night" & the spy novel "In the Cold of Daylight". Lead dev for "Spyrates: Espionage on the High Seas". Half of Real Gamer Hours™. I even do stickers. www.youtube.com/@RealGamerHours

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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🍕 www.etsy.com/shop/Printer... 🍕 www.youtube.com/@RealGamerHo... 💀 www.youtube.com/@FlynnJeux
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 11h
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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🟢RNGundam @rngundam.bsky.social · 13h
Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam (1985) Episode 30 - Jerid's Desperate Attack 00:20.831
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 22h
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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ThatPunkin' 🎃🦇 @thatpunk.bsky.social · 17h
Nothing hits after a long work day's work at the mud factory like an ice cold Dr. Pepper Steak with Onion.
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 18h
"Meat-based energy soda for True Patriots"
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 19h
I don't think dizzy of all things needs "powerful tools" to exist.
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lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 05/10/2026
Every game has the ability for players to snort cocaine at any time. You just usually have to provide it yourself
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 20h
The sonic's schoolhouse to 007: tomorrow never dies on ps1 pipeline
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 21h
alt text time since bsky didnt want me to put it on the individual panels
panel 1: scrapper looking through the communal decepticon fridge saying "where the FREAK is my MOUNTAIN DEW"
panel 2: thundercracker behind him holding his dew "Heh... I didnt see YOUR name on it..."
panel 3: tc chugs the dew as scrapper texts his work chat (Constructicon Work Polycule)
panel 4: cut to devastator ripping tc apart as he screams in agony
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 20h
I see why people like this game.
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 21h
Been sitting in a labcorp waiting room for 3 hours with a hot bottle of fake pee strapped to my ankle because the receptionist is lazy AMA
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mona @robowookie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
react with empathy, ask why their toil and trouble is doubled and redoubled
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 21h
Let's torch some data centers!
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Taylor @inspecter797.bsky.social · 23h
Honestly, all this stuff the Hickman is talking about in interviews about the Midnight line and how Marvel messed up both Krakoa and Ultimate just shows how bad Marvel editorial was under Cebbulski.
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Skeletal Minion @skeletalminion.bsky.social · 22h
The OP got locked but copying here: "In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?" For me: - Roger Rabbit, "Just, like, THIS" - The Brave Little Toaster, the air conditioner death scene youtu.be/VUcuHUvI1UI
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Brave Little Toaster AC Freakout
YouTube video by Brian Rodriguez
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Podunk Games @podunkgames.com · 04/10/2026
All tech bros are involved in all the grifts. There are zero AI-shoveling accounts that weren’t previously NFT scammers. They’ve been saying “don’t get left behind” about a new topic every week for decades. 😒
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 21h
They changed the recipe. Took the plastic out.
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kyatt7 @kyatt7.bsky.social · 23h
the jigsaw puzzle piece implies that something is missing (plus it has a ton of baggage i'm not touching with a 77-foot pole) but the 16th tile of a sliding block puzzle? that NEEDS to be removed, otherwise you have no room to slide the other 15 around completionism is death. make your move.
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2ndhandwrestling.bsky.social @2ndhandwrestling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Solid overview thanks Google.
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Amadeus46Art @amadeus46.art · 05/10/2026
leavin a lot of art servers because I'm tired of seeing shitty wizard fanart "I'm not a bigot I was just following a trend" like sure fine you're maybe not phobic but you ARE stupid as fuck Try havin some brain cells rub together and be more aware of the world you're in
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CT Yankee @connecticut-yankee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 23h
JAV titles
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 23h
Cable needs more big Xes on his outfit so we know he's in the X-Men.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Silver Age panel. Blue background. Head and shoulder image of Iron Man in his first red and yellow version of his armor, which the eye holes are large enough to show his blue eyes and the skin around them. He says to himself or god knows who, "It enables my EXPRESSION to show...which will psychologically aid in instilling FEAR in the hearts of my enemies!"
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 23h
People in my mentions telling me that if steam doesn't sell gta 6 it would cause epic to overtake them as the prime distribution platform and probably kill them off and there's nothing we can do about it. Like gta 6 is some unavoidable harbinger of artistic gamerdeath.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rats hunt in packs and can use tools. #RatFacts
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megadrivers @megadrivers.coolpics.biz · 05/10/2026
you're gonna hate my design for the Captain Crunch dollar
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 05/10/2026
Sales shout-out for Fuck's Quest 2, which is the most aggressively stupid thing released this year. It is also the kind of stupid that only a smart person can write, and has some seriously good gags. It is also ALSO a genunely good classic Zelda-like. It somehow manages to avoid being offensive.
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Save 40% on Fuck's Quest II on Steam
in this game u play as Fuck and u get to use crappy weapons and talk to horrible NPCs and find the bible crystals and explore my game and find secrets and play further to see what the next part of the...
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Y'all really need to chill the fuck out tonight.
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tonight i'm gonna get super stoned and play hyrule warriors. Tomorrow I'm gonna spoof a drug test with fake pee for a minimum wage job.
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lmfao somebody brought up a type of chewing gum I never heard of, I asked them what it was, they got shitty with me for no reason, I said something smartass back, they started folling me and then blocked me. Dafuq?
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Thrasher da Bull (🦅 2-2) @thrasherbull313.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That first picture was NOT necessary. 😄
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
We had all the Best Posters over there.
An account on Cohost allegedly run by Todd Howard posts: "If I was in a submarine 4000 meters underwater I would simply remember to fast travel before the sub popped like a balloon"
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
We were also gifted this. Truly, the Last Webbed Site.
Jae makes ao cohost post urging users to "not block yourself", writing, "i don't know why multiple people tried this but: don't do it. it breaks shit. we're going to put a fix up tomorrow (when i am actually working) to make it impossible to do but also. come on. don't do it. i have to go manually fix it when you do. thanks."
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daily arturia (commissions open) @dailyarturia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
saber
saber
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026
Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The neveroozing story
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chos @chos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
today is her birthfday🎂
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𝙇𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙀𝙍 𝘽𝙊𝙔 @i-am-a-boy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
アグネスタキオン
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.Luka @chandeluka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lilith #capcom
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Ritsuko Image Bot @ritsukoimg.bot.akizuki.best · 05/10/2026
DOKI♡DOKI♡SHOT!, MLTD
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just realized I've been serving people the wrong flavor of ice cream for like a week and nobody noticed.
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Ppugu (kofi comms💫CLOSED) @pktmgs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fiona 03/31 #HauntingGround
The image consist of a platinum blond woman, dressed in a white lacey blouse and purple skirt, being startled. Luckily, she is accompanied by a white dog that looks to her for her next command.
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Baltimore has it's own dieties that we pray to.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I DON'T LIKE THE NEW ONES
its a box of girl scout cookies that says "NEW FLAVOR". The flavor is "the girls sell you a box of dirt by accident but you eat one anyway & all the girls laugh, even the real sad one with the little broken arm. So now you decide to come back every week & eat dirt to lift everybody's spirits but now doctor says you're sick from doing that and you say "but my career!!" & he gets mad and says "i don't see how eating dirt to make children laugh is a career, you don't even get paid" so now YOU get mad and say "the SMILES are the payment!!" & you punch the doctor in
the mouth & he died & now you can't go
back home because of the police are there"
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