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For a second I forgot I was a bad bitch

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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Send 'em back to Maine Road I say, I don't care if it's a housing estate now, they should have thought of that before they started all this nonsense
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Against League 3 @againstleague3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can City get expelled from the Premier League? What competition would they go into? What role does the independent regulator play? Who knows? Well I do, because I checked. Come, join me on a guided tour through the chaos...
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Usagyuuun's Fiery Smile
ALT: Usagyuuun's Fiery Smile
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a whole load of horrifying crimes here where we can’t now say “if only the world knew, if only everyone could see”. The world knows very well and anyone who wants to see, can see just fine.
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Suck it Sheeran 🖕🖕
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lads, gather round: really not meant to be giving away trade secrets but... consider this a cheat code 🤫
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎶 WHEN YOU ‘AV NORSYAR! ‘ARTBURN! INDEGESTYUUUUUN! UPSET STOMOCH! DIORRHEORRRR-ORR! 🎶
Liam Gallagher, singing, wearing a pink cagoule. No, not like a dinner lady cagoule. A really expensive cagoule.
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Holly Thomas @holstat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry for such a bleak post, but I can't stop thinking about the men who were in that Cornell fraternity and presumably saw the Snapchat message allegedly advertising "free pussy," and did nothing, tacitly allowing their friends to allegedly commit gang rape. Men, your passivity destroys lives.
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So they're now talking about attacking the system of policing and law. Arrest these f*ckers. Stop bowing down to them and dancing around them.
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WIRED @wired.com · 25/09/2026
While tech bros are losing their aura, women designers are guiding consumer tech to a better place. Here are some products made by and for women that you need to know: www.wired.com/story/16-wom...
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16 Products From Women Designers You Need to Know
From electric trucks to health trackers, women designers are guiding consumer tech to a better place.
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not sure I'll ever have a more ridiculous injury than *checks notes* grazing myself on frozen beansprouts
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only good thing about this is that I now have even less in common with Suella Braverman
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And it's normally such a delight
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"It's so nice that we have some more modern chants now" I think to myself as I sing along to the tunes of Seven Nation Army (2003), Zombie (1994), and Gold (1983)
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Oxford Clarion @oxfordclarion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Oxford Maternity Library is looking for volunteers in order to continue operating. It is a volunteer-run, not-for-profit service, loaning good quality pregnancy and breastfeeding-friendly clothing for low cost, running for over ten years at Florence Park Community Centre.
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Hire Maternity Clothes in Oxford | Oxford Maternity Clothes Library
Hire good-quality, low-cost maternity and nursing clothes from Oxford Maternity Clothes Library. We run monthly libraries at Florence Park Community Centre.
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Petition to remove the words "Welcome" and "Service" from Welcome Break Peartree Services
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brain: that was a long week, let's have another hour in bed Leg: or... I could CRAAAAMP Brain: oh right, well in that case here's a dream about a job you don't do any more requiring software that's no longer available, and your deadline is Monday
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Our council can't spell or proofread, and our biggest football club knows nothing about 9/11 - we're having a shocker today. Oxford, I'm going to tell you what my parents once told me: for someone who's supposed to be smart you can be really stupid
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 18/09/2026
this is a hell of a 🧵
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh great, now my club's stupidity has broken containment and has been perceived outside the shire 😒
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do you want a reservoir? Yes Do you trust Thames Water? No Why's that then? ⬇️
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jude Bellingham not beating the "aww isn't he lovely?" allegations #F1
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: The third rail Most creepy crawlies The skylight at my aunt's house The bit in the Thriller video when the black stuff comes out of the guy's mouth One of my nan's dolls Balloons
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jason Statham is... Lifeboat Guy
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is there any better feeling than sitting outside on a clement day, in a beautiful town square, with a cold beverage and a hot meal, and a group of boozed up lads walk through singing, and you realise they're not British
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Thank God Phew
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So apparently tonight is NEW PEOPLE* THANK GOD, perhaps these ones will leave their organs in their bodies *I've heard the opposite from the other reception fella so 😬
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Accidentally fell in step with a group of teenagers and honestly I was just a skateboard away from being Steve Buscemi
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've never complained about another guest to hotel reception before but then I've never been to Prague before, although judging by the most violent-sounding vomming I've ever heard, neither have they
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Austrians are fucking insane
Sparkling Bull

Sparkling sparkling wine combined with Red Bull energy drink, lemon and fresh mint

€7.90
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've just done these emojis 😮🫢😮🫢😮🫢 in a public place, damn you F1
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
God bless BBC Sounds though, no idea how that's still working 🙌🙌
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I know it's a first world problem but I do think it's a complete pisstake that I pay a small fortune for Sky and can't watch it on a device when I go abroad 😒💸
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If anyone needs an illustration of the difference between how we treat a Regime vs how we treat its People, earlier I (🇬🇧[🇺🇦]) helped a little old lost Russian lady with directions, me with bad German, her with much better German, here in Austria and honestly I nearly hugged her (but didn't because 🇬🇧)
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm halfway through a Holocaust walking tour, if anyone wants to write something desperately on the nose about this
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think this is the first time I've missed quali all season and WTAF??
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm in Vienna and someone just dropped a tray and no-one went whey hey 😭
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh no! The leopards! His face!
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yesterday I ate a whole pack of Leerdammer before bed and had a really weird dream involving Nyck de Vries - tonight I've got this, wonder who I'll get this time
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I fucking love each and everyone of us who brought suncream #optimism #british
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
WILL THE HORRORS NEVER CEASE
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Trades Union Congress @tuc.org.uk · 27/08/2026
Tim Curry's Home Alone 2 is about a concierge who's assaulted by two ever-neglectful parents for trying to stop their child's credit card fraud.
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm going to be honest, I scrolled too fast and read this as Singles Vaccine and thought "finally! something for us!"
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
AND NOW TIM CURRY? FUCK NO 😭
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And this is why I'm upset even though I don't even like country 😭
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NOT DOLLY NO 😭 #RIPDollyParton
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Has anyone ever gone through the ADHD Right To Choose pathway and 1) got any help whatsoever, 2) not wanted to k*ll anyone as part of the process? WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH 😭😭😭😭😭
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