Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Did you go on any rides?" No but I did enjoy the logistics and finance sheet 000
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It'll never not be hilarious to me that this is the section outside the old people's home 100
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Every year our town loses its mind. My gym is in here somewhere. So is my house 😳 By this time the kids are crying from their sugar crashes and the teens are all pissed. The food photos are mostly AI, the smell would give Jamie Oliver a menty b, and all those plastics we didn't buy all year? HERE 🙃 110
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thanks to my mum watching Don't Look Now in the middle of the day when I was about 4, it's Don't Look Now. Thankfully it was only the bit where a grown man gets his throat slashed open rather than the deleted sex scene, I mean what kind of home do you think this is 000
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nice choice of photo - I prefer this one personally 000
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lads, gather round: really not meant to be giving away trade secrets but... consider this a cheat code 🤫 000
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh great, now my club's stupidity has broken containment and has been perceived outside the shire 😒 120
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This was me in May, in a bar in Tunisia FFS - these people are so fucking stupid 040
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Ok hear me out: I've accidentally invented an amazing chip and dip substitution 000
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Yesterday I ate a whole pack of Leerdammer before bed and had a really weird dream involving Nyck de Vries - tonight I've got this, wonder who I'll get this time 100
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I fucking love each and everyone of us who brought suncream #optimism #british 110
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Thank you - seems they've broken the rules on the council's page then (first highlight). There's no road into the park so they'll have driven on the footpath (second highlight - I know the park relatively well but couldn't recall how the gate looked before, thanks again): 100
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We've got a whole season of this to look forward to 020
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 31/07/2026When your new dress has arrived but you're still breaking in your new work boots 120
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 19/07/2026"Why didn't it work when we scored one goal and tried to defend it for 45 minutes?" 020
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 30/06/2026There is no room for partisanship in the pursuit of cheap gym shorts 100
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Fire in the brake pads! Fire in the footwell! Fire in the Racing Bull! #AustriaGP 000
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Can vouch for the fact the mugs will definitely survive the dishwasher, sadly the players' careers did not survive the artistic process (not with us at least) 120
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Reminds me of our old local in Manchester (in my memory the tiles were darker!) 010
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Thought I'd treat myself to a World Cup drinks cup from McDonald's - they have a few different designs, all iconic (men's) players, and you get a random one. "Please not Ronaldo," I said to myself as I opened the wrapper, "please not Ronaldo". Nailed it 😒 000
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Might sleep downstairs tonight, what with it being the coolest room in the house and everything 110
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 03/06/2026At the cinema where shit's got suitably liminal #Backrooms 000
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Was going to make some joke about dragging down the house prices in our street but some arseholes have been ripping off Alex and Sian using a shite AI copy, so this is just a straight up advert for the original now noscoredraws.com/collections/... 000
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Nah, I get the fine but I'm not calling him silly for that one, the adrenaline must have been off the scale at that point and I'm not interested in watching soulless automatons race each other. Chuck it in the same bucket as the booking for this one: 100
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Hey Google, what does sunk cost fallacy mean? (For context, I bought a ticket before I saw the reviews yes yes I know, we set off at 9am, or maybe I don't) 000
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Got new trainers and I'm eating carbs, life is nice 😊 110
Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 08/05/2026David Lammy: "You don't change a pilot midflight." First officers everywhere: 030
