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For a second I forgot I was a bad bitch

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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 22h
* Which players got robbed by Man City? * City won the title three times in the years 09/10-17/18. The three teams that came second contained 33 players, including Gerrard, Suárez, Zlatan, Rashford, Pogba and Mata, who never (or haven’t yet) won a Premier League winners medal. It's quite a list.
Man U finished second in 2011/12 but every single squad member who made 5 or more appearances had already won or would go on to win a Premier League title.

Liverpool – 2013/14
Steven Gerrard
Luis Suárez
Philippe Coutinho
Daniel Agger
Lucas Leiva
Martin Škrtel
Simon Mignolet
Joe Allen
Martin Kelly
Jon Flanagan
José Enrique
Mamadou Sakho
Luis Alberto
Iago Aspas
Aly Cissokho

Man U – 2017/18
Zlatan Ibrahimović
Marcus Rashford
Scott McTominay
Paul Pogba
Juan Mata
Romelu Lukaku
Daley Blind
Luke Shaw
Ander Herrera
Alexis Sánchez
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
Marouane Fellaini
Marcos Rojo
Anthony Martial
Jesse Lingard
Victor Lindelöf
Eric Bailly
Matteo Darmian
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 8h
Knocked us out of the league cup in 2018 AND 2019, the bastards - we could have won that 😠 #COYY
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The Green Goddess Pub @thegreengoddesspub.bsky.social · 19h
Happy day to all who celebrate this middle finger to fascism anniversary. They shall not pass.
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 8h
I then had to go to the gym and then work, and thanks to the rain delay I didn't get any lunch 😔
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 20h
Game's gone
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here me out: put midori in for the jager and Calpol in for the Red Bull
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This week I was looking at the artworks that shipped with Procreate (or at least the version I use) and I thought "hang on a minute, is that a Loish?" And it was! I was so excited! It could never have been anyone else's (or AI). I hate that people thought this of you 😠
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you, I needed to hear that. That's cheered me right up 😄 Hope all is well with you 😊
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think you're right, thank you. I've just had a pot noodle and between that and how great everyone has been here I feel a lot better 😄
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you, I just thought if I try to explain he won't understand why any of it was that bad, so I don't have the energy to go over it all. I've dealt with everything and was absolutely fine until he decided to message 😒
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you, sad thing is I went through my WhatsApp contacts a few months ago and blocked a few people just in case they might do this sort of thing, but didn't realise the phone/text list was separate 🤦🏼 Just blocked a few on there too...
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If anyone could tell me I shouldn't feel guilty that'd be great ta, I just couldn't face explaining all this over text about things that happened over a decade ago. (I only replied because he mentioned an apology but that turned out to be for losing touch, something I couldn't be less interested in)
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just blocked an ex who messaged out of the blue after YEARS and I feel bad because we left on ok terms, had a random perfectly fine convo once after that but... I was bottling a lot up. He was the one who "didn't realise I was asleep" when I woke up and who didn't do much when his friend SAd me. 1/2
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My ex's gay mate assaulted me more than once. He thought it was funny. He was a spiteful drunk.
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't encourage this madness, he's got kids fgs
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not sure anything could be
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Most Tepid Don't-Call-It-A-Derby Of The Season
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Send 'em back to Maine Road I say, I don't care if it's a housing estate now, they should have thought of that before they started all this nonsense
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Will no-one think of the cartoonists? 😭 But seriously, thanks for always facing the tough stuff head on and not "doing a Sheeran"
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like United has with Wycombe? 😄🤢
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Against League 3 @againstleague3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can City get expelled from the Premier League? What competition would they go into? What role does the independent regulator play? Who knows? Well I do, because I checked. Come, join me on a guided tour through the chaos...
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Usagyuuun's Fiery Smile
ALT: Usagyuuun's Fiery Smile
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In your face Cambridge!
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a whole load of horrifying crimes here where we can’t now say “if only the world knew, if only everyone could see”. The world knows very well and anyone who wants to see, can see just fine.
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are we rejoining the timeline we should have been on that got damaged when Bowie died?
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Come work in private aviation, I've developed a very laissez-faire attitude to yogurt pots (but not glass! I always wash glass!)
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nice choice of photo - I prefer this one personally
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Suck it Sheeran 🖕🖕
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Terrible, so sorry it happened to you too 😔
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lads, gather round: really not meant to be giving away trade secrets but... consider this a cheat code 🤫
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎶 WHEN YOU ‘AV NORSYAR! ‘ARTBURN! INDEGESTYUUUUUN! UPSET STOMOCH! DIORRHEORRRR-ORR! 🎶
Liam Gallagher, singing, wearing a pink cagoule. No, not like a dinner lady cagoule. A really expensive cagoule.
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Holly Thomas @holstat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry for such a bleak post, but I can't stop thinking about the men who were in that Cornell fraternity and presumably saw the Snapchat message allegedly advertising "free pussy," and did nothing, tacitly allowing their friends to allegedly commit gang rape. Men, your passivity destroys lives.
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nothing like proximity to death to make us feel alive 😄😬
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw one at the Turin motor museum, googled the price, and wept
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's the very least I can do 🫡
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolute cinema 🤩
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm getting the Christmas cards to send to the members of my family who stopped supporting the RNLI because they were rescuing migrants 😠
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was a war crime
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was rude and I'm glad Karun realised 😠
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was thinking of offering to go into work, it's insane
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
ALT: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here me out: Michael Sheen as Pep, everyone else played by Muppets (styled to look like Michael Sheen)
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nah, it's mid-Atlantic or nothing!
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So they're now talking about attacking the system of policing and law. Arrest these f*ckers. Stop bowing down to them and dancing around them.
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WIRED @wired.com · 25/09/2026
While tech bros are losing their aura, women designers are guiding consumer tech to a better place. Here are some products made by and for women that you need to know: www.wired.com/story/16-wom...
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16 Products From Women Designers You Need to Know
From electric trucks to health trackers, women designers are guiding consumer tech to a better place.
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not sure I'll ever have a more ridiculous injury than *checks notes* grazing myself on frozen beansprouts
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let's not blame women for men's behaviour - he signed with Perplexity before he started seeing her
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Full body Lego? Oh la la!
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Still, she's letting me be half English, so that's nice
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Fluffmitten @fluffmitten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can't believe I worked late and still no answer when I finished 😠
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