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Floyd Uncooked

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Him/His Floyd Uncooked, troglodyte, anarchist, film enthusiast, music twiddler, bi, 🔞 sometimes NSFW soundcloud.com/user-453354183

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台羽正 @tadashidaiba.bsky.social · 1h
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 4h
Please accept this perfect photo of Maxx trying to boop Charlotte’s nose as my contribution towards your mental health for the day. Also, take a break, drink some water, don’t give me no lies and keep your paws to yourself.
Maxx is about to lose that paw if he doesn’t rethink his life choices
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 6h
God everything is so DUMB.
United States
Attorney's Office
Southern District of New York

PRESS RELEASE
North Carolina Man Sentenced To 18 Months In Prison For Super Intelligence-Assisted
Music Streaming Fraud
Tuesday, October 6, 2026
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 15h
working 9 to 5
little doodle kitty with a post it tie and a post it suitcase
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
U.S. forces are retreating. That's what this means. "Pulled out and returned to their home stations in the U.S. as potential Iranian threats raise base security concerns" is a fancy way of saying the Iranian military has the U.S. military in retreat. This is unbelievably embarrassing.
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Ayla Meridian 🌙 COMMS OPEN! @aylameridian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Clearly a painting of Slartibartfast, hard at work designing those coastlines.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If we had a federal government that wasn't firmly up the ass of Big AI, they'd make it a crime for an AI to put people in mortal danger by sending them into wilderness areas with fictional instructions. If a human kept doing this, they'd probably go to jail, even under existing laws.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 06/10/2026
Fuck this man for swindling my mother out of a significant amount of our family finances at a time we couldn't afford it, using her faith against her. Fuck him forever, and I'm glad he's dead.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

REAGAN '80
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
90+ year old drawing of popeye busting down a door with his massive cock
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The Manga Professor @themangaprofessor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Commission from twitter If you didn't know, my commissions are open! Take a quick look at the details in the link below for more info. Feel free to reach out with your request. 🙃👍 COMMISSION INFO BELOW 👇👇👇 ko-fi.com/themangaprof...
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Personal shopper. 📸 AubuchonHrdware
A small black cat inside an orange shopping basket
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Microbe 👻🔞 @hatsunemicrobe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
quick brush test 🤠
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No malls are empty, they're increasingly full of content creators attempting to film liminal spaces
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Colin Peters (spoopy version) @colinpeters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“I asked ChatGPT and it told me I didn’t do a sexual harassment.”
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Zito (Commissions Open) @zitoisneato.com · 04/10/2026
Hmmm corprate says I need to engage with my audience on social more to bring in more views. HEY BLUESKY DO YOU LIKE LADIES WITH TAILS YOU COULD HIDE A BODY IN!? LIKECOMMENTANDSUBSCRIBE! SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR MORE. FORFEIT MONEY SO YOU CAN GET MORE. CONSUME PRODUCT. Did I do it right?
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Rob Husberg @artofrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Get ready for Halloween! Available in my Etsy shop. “The Usual Suspects” theartofrobhusberg.etsy.com/listing/7828... “Fang & Friends” theartofrobhusberg.etsy.com/listing/7724... “The Menacing Topiaries” theartofrobhusberg.etsy.com/listing/8581...
“The Usual Suspects”
giclée art print

Here we have four mysterious, furtive and highly suspicious-looking black cats with glowing eyes, sitting together on a park bench, late at night, under the light from a lamppost. Are they plotting something nefarious - or just mischievous? Or, has the deed already been done? Or are they just four good friends gathered together to enjoy each other's company, who happen to look guilty?Fang & Friends 
giclée art print 

This pictures Fang, a snaggletoothed tuxedo cat at home with a couple of loyal, yet creepy friends (or should I say ‘fiends’?). A claw-toothed raven is perched on Fang’s wingbacked chair whilst a fanged rat is stationed on the carpet. A dead plant resides in a vase to the right. A full moon shines through the gothic window. This particular moon however, is a giant grinning pumpkin! It’s all quite eerie, yet in a sinisterly gleeful way, suitable for year-round viewing. 

Drawn in dip pen & ink with a symphony of blue & orange watercolour washes. 
“The Menacing Topiaries”
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Here we have our curious, and somewhat trepidatious cat friend from "The Forgotten Gardens" and "The Watchful Hedges" continuing her journey through the increasingly dark and
unnerving twists and turns of this  meandering derelict garden. Under the light of an immense crescent moon and turbulent skies she now exits the garden, passing through towering ornate iron gates. Her adventure is now over…or is it? She has somehow felt ‘watched' all along, but this time it's even more apparent that she is indeed being observed…this time by a pair of imposing sinister black cat topiaries whose wide, bright white eyes follow her all too closely.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Meanwhile, in Children-Are-Private-Property country....
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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Futurism @futurism.com · 02/10/2026
The Emperor has AI psychosis.
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Trump Was Reportedly Pushed Into Invading Venezuela by Conversation With Grok
Trump reportedly consulted with Grok for hours on his next course of action in Venezuela before launching a military invasion.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
....this is a kink, right
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 04/10/2026
"Hi, I'm a grown fucking adult and I don't know how to parse fiction and reality alongside one another. I have so much money!" If we started taking all the safety labels off of shit then inflation would go to zero in a week.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 04/10/2026
The fucking stupidest people in the world have all the money. These are the kind of thoughts you couldn't torture out of me.
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AI Bros Are Having a Meltdown Because the Associated Press Stylebook Clarifies That AIs Don't Have Feelings
The Associated Press Stylebook posted a reminder not to anthropomorphize AIs because they can't think, trigger a meltdown among AI bros.
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Rob Husberg @artofrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Stopping By for a Rest and a Visit” Does your cat talk to the moon? Available in my Etsy shop as a giclée art print! You can find it here: theartofrobhusberg.etsy.com/listing/7794...
“Stopping By for a Rest and a Visit”
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The crescent moon takes a break from its celestial journeys to rest in the arms of an accommodating tree. Whilst taking a rest it visits with a favourite earthling: a cat. The cat sits at the base of the tree in a pool of moonlight and stares up at his friend.
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1967 cover art by Frank Kelly Freas for "The Carnelian Cube," by L. Sprague de Camp and Fletcher Pratt
A woman in a gold bikini sits on a big red cube that has mysterious runes carved into one side, which is itself on top of a nonplussed guy in a green futuristic jumpsuit.
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Dark-E-Arts @dark-e-arts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
"Redline" My cyberpunk nomad, with and without her helmet
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R. Blaylock Art @meanderingunicorns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To celebrate Caturday, here’s a recently rediscovered photo of Quark as a very pensive kitten.
A cute orange tabby kitten, about 8 weeks old, lounges on a red blanket, his chin resting on one paw as if he is pondering a deep question.
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DrDubz @nuclearhog.farm · 03/10/2026
bro...
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Microbe 👻🔞 @hatsunemicrobe.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
some misc aerith doodles
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guy on lichess had a Netanyahu themed username so I checkmated them with a pawn
A chess position - the long and short of it is that black has castled and is up a lot of material, whereas white's king is exposed in the middle of the board with nothing. Black also has mate in one after black moved king to f4.


More detailed: White has a king on f4 (lmao), a queen on a4 a rook on a1, a bishop on c1, a knight on d2, and pawns on a2, b3, c4, e4, f3, and h2. Black has a king on g8, a queen on g1, rooks on a8 and f8, bishops on d7 and e7, knights on c6 and f6, pawns on a7, b7, c7, d6, f7, g7, and h7. Black plays pawn g5, mate.
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heresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anxiety be like??
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
anyway the atlantic has done an incalculable amount of harm to the trans community through soft power "just asking questions" journalism since 2018 and i do not like anyone who has done anything for them it's crazy that cis people are allowed to write about us "objectively" isn't it?
transphobic atlantic cover that also warns about a pandemic
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I stopped posting on this thread because Theo reached out his paw and told me it was dinner time for him and his siblings
Theo the cat reaching out his little paw
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Jon W. @rarefilmm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here's a link to the complete CHILD'S PLAY trilogy with original commercials, as it aired on the USA Network on consecutive days, October 13, 14 and 15, 1998. gofile.io/d/SRf4a2zN
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 03/10/2026
[sombre music]
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S01E02 Hell Hath Fury 5 February 2004
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🦝 Socks 🐭 @socksfur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At the stroke of midnight tonight....
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🦝 Socks 🐭 @socksfur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...and for some of you, at the stroke of midnight tonight....
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tired: Power Scaling Wired: Power Bottom Scaling
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Howard V. Brown did a lot of great 1930s pulp sci-fi magazine covers. Nevertheless, his June 1924 cover to "Scientific American" might be my favorite work of his, despite not actually being science fiction. I love the nonchalant surrealism.
Two guys carefully paint a scene of a harbor town surrounded by mountains - a scene which they seem to be existing inside, as giants.
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Moebius, 1986
Three light blue people emerge from a giant parked flying saucer to inspect a small pyramid in a lush field that has a star hovering over it.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Avery Brooks is 78 today
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Zito (Commissions Open) @zitoisneato.com · 01/10/2026
The mind wonders... Vgen offers Voice Acting services as an option... Anyone need me to shout stupid shit for them?
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 02/10/2026
I'm a language junkie, that's my hit.
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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Alex Ahad o_8 @oh8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jill Valentine 👀👁‍🗨
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In 1959, Forrest J Ackerman commissioned famed science fiction artist Frank R Paul to create a parody of Paul's old Oct 1926 issue of "Amazing Stories." Ackerman had Paul change the title to a pun on his nickname "Forries" & add a century to the publication date... making it the October 2026 issue.
An October 2026 issue of "Amazing Forries" features a guy in a red cloak greeting two aliens that look like giant lobsters with beaks, with a silver tube-like spaceship behind them.
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