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FLEABttn

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41/M pure of heart, dumb of ass NoVA / outside DC

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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 3h
my phone number is made up entirely of the secret numbers
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 20h
florence > rome
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 23h
they got high on their own supply in the olympics, next question
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 23h
the older the neogaf dragon age 2 thread gets, the more embarrassing it becomes
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 23h
winning move, we should all do it
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 23h
neat flashlight on kickstarter “it’s an every day carry” pass
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 29/09/2026
i deleted my account over there so fast, it felt like there was a gas leak
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jon arbuckle in "garfield and friends" looks horrified into a house from a window. behind him is Mister Sickos by famed onion cartoonist Kelly, also looking in with sick glee.
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 29/09/2026
i know there’s a bunch of good other options but macos will be complete when i can get a GUI version of winrar for it
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god wants you to back my kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 29/09/2026
a few years
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 29/09/2026
acceleration, but slowly
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 29/09/2026
master chief will be tried for his crimes
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
slurpy turpy
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
how many ramen noodle per slurp juice?
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
you too, bud
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
it is unfortunately a term only used outside of america and by americans with poly sci degrees
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
oh hell yeah paul
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David Bixenspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
Tony Khan live streamed his speech about PAC/Ben Satterly at tonight's ROH tapings in Jacksonville. Heads up: This will probably make you cry.
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
it did
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All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 28/09/2026
A Tribute to PAC #AEWDynamite – This Wednesday, September 30 at 8e/7c on TBS & HBO Max This Wednesday, All Elite Wrestling will honor the life, career and legacy of one of the greatest people we've ever known, PAC. Join us for A Tribute to PAC, this Wednesday Night!
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EVIL UNO: International Man of Mystery 🇨🇦 @eviluno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have told more men (and women) that I love them this month than I ever have before. This has been a truly horrible month, but you have to push forward and make it a better place then it was yesterday.
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
this is pearl jam’s fault though
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
let’s go lester
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
are they coming pre named or do you get to name them?
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
i would like to live in a real city that doesn’t cost my monetary soul to live in
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
vampire survivors for neo geo, is this anything
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
accent quiz but it tells you how online you are and “where”
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
it’s is all coming to a head
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
why did my dad do this
three containers, two glass, one porcelain, partially filled with water and put in a freezer. they now all contain ice.
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
oh come on
ios word suggestion where both canceled and cancelled are offered as possibilities, despite one being american english and the other not
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
got two new hoodies, i’m ready for the cold months
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
what on earth
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
he’s gated from our first cat still. has a good 400 sq ft of space for himself but all he wants to do is murder my other cat.
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
same. cat has trauma & incredible anxiety, an out of control herpes infection that wrecked his eyes (theyre okay now but it took 6+ months to get them healed). no indication from the rescue of any of this. told he was good with cats, he hates other cats. it was an incredibly difficult 18 months.
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
what if we kissed at the wine glory hole
picture of a walk up wine window in florence italy. it is a small portal, maybe a foot tall, the top has a rounded arch. it’s like a tiny door. the yellow wall it is a part of is fading, in some sports more than others. there is a grate below it. the sign on the left says “
SI PREGA DI LASCIARE LIBERO IL PASSAGGIO
SI PREGA DI NON SEDERE SULLA SOGLIA
SI PREGA DI NON CREARE ASSEMBRAMENTI DAVANTI AI CAMPANELLI SI PREGA DI NON CONSUMARE CIBI E BEVANDE VICINO ALL'INGRESSO
SI PREGA DI NON CREARE ASSEMBRAMENTI
DAVANTI ALL'INGRESSO NÉ DI GIORNO NÉ DI NOTTE
PLEASE LEAVE THE ENTRANCE TO THE BUILDING FREE
DO NOT SIT ON THE DOORSTEP
DO NOT GATHER IN FRONT OF THE DOORBELLS
DO NOT DRINK AND EAT IN NEXT TO THE ENTRANCE
DO NOT GATHER IN FRONT OF THE ENTRANCE
EITHER DURING THE DAY OR NIGHT”

the sign below the window says “buchetta del vino
wine window”
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
inventing a new breakfast themed mcdonald’s character named “the dunkler”
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
honey, zuul’s in the milk again
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
the only cups large enough in italy are for beer, makes you think
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
this is really good, jaz
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Jaz @jaz.sh · 27/09/2026
Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.dev
atlas.jazco.dev
Atlas
A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Someone was talking about PAC being stoic at meet & greets on Twitter, so it reminded me of this anecdote.
Small child in red flannel and blue jeans standing next to PAC with long hair, wearing black AEW hoodie and shorts. Both are wearing facemasks.Nolie met PAC at a Dynamite, when AEW was still doing preshow meet and greets.

They both looked each other up and down. Then PAC stoically says “How is your day, little child?”.

When it was picture time, he plainly said “Stand with me in battle” to Nolie. 

It was perfect.
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
PAC too? man fuck offfff
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They just released a mod sponsored by IKEA
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 27/09/2026
fuck me
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 27/09/2026
in 50 years it’ll get banned like joe camel
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 27/09/2026
where did you get those pants?
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Leo: The power is out, the doors are locked, you know what you have to do.
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