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FLEABttn

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41/M pure of heart, dumb of ass NoVA / outside DC

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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
why did my dad do this
three containers, two glass, one porcelain, partially filled with water and put in a freezer. they now all contain ice.
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
oh come on
ios word suggestion where both canceled and cancelled are offered as possibilities, despite one being american english and the other not
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/09/2026
what if we kissed at the wine glory hole
picture of a walk up wine window in florence italy. it is a small portal, maybe a foot tall, the top has a rounded arch. it’s like a tiny door. the yellow wall it is a part of is fading, in some sports more than others. there is a grate below it. the sign on the left says “
SI PREGA DI LASCIARE LIBERO IL PASSAGGIO
SI PREGA DI NON SEDERE SULLA SOGLIA
SI PREGA DI NON CREARE ASSEMBRAMENTI DAVANTI AI CAMPANELLI SI PREGA DI NON CONSUMARE CIBI E BEVANDE VICINO ALL'INGRESSO
SI PREGA DI NON CREARE ASSEMBRAMENTI
DAVANTI ALL'INGRESSO NÉ DI GIORNO NÉ DI NOTTE
PLEASE LEAVE THE ENTRANCE TO THE BUILDING FREE
DO NOT SIT ON THE DOORSTEP
DO NOT GATHER IN FRONT OF THE DOORBELLS
DO NOT DRINK AND EAT IN NEXT TO THE ENTRANCE
DO NOT GATHER IN FRONT OF THE ENTRANCE
EITHER DURING THE DAY OR NIGHT”

the sign below the window says “buchetta del vino
wine window”
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 25/09/2026
i have a name
The Argument From My Roommate
My roommate was the smartest person I ever met in my life. He was incredibly brilliant, and all he did was lie around and play World of Warcraft between bong rips.
The assumption that any intelligent agent will want to recursively self-improve, let alone conquer the galaxy, to better achieve its goals makes unwarranted assumptions about the nature of motivation.
It's perfectly possible an AI won't do much of anything, except use its powers of hyperpersuasion to get us to bring it brownies.
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 25/09/2026
my nine games, top left to bottom right
doom
goldeneye n64
phantasy star online
metal gear solid 2
frequency
world of warcraft
bioshock
mass effect 2
the last of us part ii
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 25/09/2026
wrt the interview drink discourse
lauren
@NotABigJerk
i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
17:33 • 14 Sep 22
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 25/09/2026
when the italian lesbian hits you with the
picture of the back of a fiat doblo strappini
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 24/09/2026
kagi,,,this is a bird
kagi search for italian pica (which is a bird) and it’s returning results for pizza
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 22/09/2026
but they have a restaurant grade deep fryer in the kitchen?
a picture of a restaurant grade deep fried in the kitchen of a rental house in italy. they chose this instead of an actual clothes dryer or air conditioning. we must study the european mind.
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 21/09/2026
“yes, the rental house has an in unit washer and dryer” the dryer:
a drying table, a complete affront to the dignity of man
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 19/09/2026
guy standing up to say something brave meme
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 19/09/2026
the state of virginia is everywhere
mirror in an italian restaurant with a sticker/design of a gaucho leaning back that looks suspiciously in the shape of virginia. a gray box has been placed over the faces of two people in the picture to give them their privacy.
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 19/09/2026
get on, we’re going to see daddy yankee
italian bus where the digital signage in front says “deposito”
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 18/09/2026
@owlmarxist.bsky.social saw this and thought of you
the placard for the cloaca maxima in rome. it’s on exposed brick and italian and i literally can’t read it.
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 18/09/2026
who up jackin they daws
picture of a jackdaw in italy, in front of a public bench, on a dirt path
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 17/09/2026
bro they’re making smart porta potties in europe
picture of a porta potties named kobak smart toilet
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 17/09/2026
europe…thank u
bottle of havana club 7 year, limited edition (bottle is wrapped in golden plastic, label is normal havana club labeling)
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 17/09/2026
@jamienemeth.bsky.social i see teletext is your jam so here is my first teletext experience in rome
teletext “televideo” in rome. it’s all in italian and i don’t speak that so. looks like we have breaking news and sports scores. it looks like 1980s computing, like you’re looking at a commodore 64 game on your screen
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 17/09/2026
i should call her
painting of a naked women from the back, unsure the medium, but it’s outside. her skin is mostly a red pigment with black hair
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 12/09/2026
nothing is stopping you from getting a tattoo of the tv they rolled into your classroom so you could watch 9/11
a tattoo of the tv they rolled into your classroom so you could watch 9/11
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 10/09/2026
a sign stuck to the inside of a car’s rear windshield, a werewolf holding his fists up looking like he’s about to fight with lighting bolts behind him. the text says “i have autism, but it doesn’t have me”
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 09/09/2026
yap dollar xiaohongshu meme
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 09/09/2026
discourse still sucks. look at my cat
orange cat laying on his side in patch of sun on the carpet. beans out, eyes closed, no thoughts
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 04/09/2026
living in california from ages 5 to 21 will do that
the my dialect map where is says where people speak mostly like you. in my case, the map says california and nevada speaks most closely to me, mississippi and alabama speak the least like me, and the midwest is mostly in the middle (you see what i did there).
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 30/08/2026
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 30/08/2026
a picture of a mio water enhancer bottle, berry pomegranate flavor
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 28/08/2026
dracula flow saying “porking latinas so good homies call me al pastor"
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 27/08/2026
picture of 3 cars above a chrystler logo, says “imported from detroit"
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 23/08/2026
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 23/08/2026
you fucked up, “allan”
In the Smiling Friends episode; "A Allan Adventure", Allan's landlord invites Allan to hang out with him and play Burnout Revenge on the PlayStation 2 while smoking weed and drinking diet soda with him, to which Allan declines.
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 21/08/2026
lmao
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 19/08/2026
taking this to ren faire but filling it with mead
a large plastic bottle in the shape of a potion. the bottom has a wave of pink color, the top has pink plastic crystal on top of a fake cork, with a pink straw also coming out the top. it is currently filled with iced coffee and the label on the bottle says “black cat whiskers”
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 13/08/2026
guy standing up in town hall meme
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 05/08/2026
the internet was better before this became a thing sites felt was needed
performing security berification

this website uses a security service to protect against malicious bots. this page is displayed while the website verifies you are not a bot.

(checkbox) verify you are human (cloudfaire)
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 30/07/2026
the thinking man’s bluesky verification
my username (fleabttn) with the beta feature signifier next to it
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 27/07/2026
@brosaleigh.bsky.social got the new album today, bold genre choice
vinyl record slip cover

album name: marches

americans most exciting marking music under the direction of colonel jonathan bickford 

diplomat records 

it’s a lady dressed in a button up marching uniform, wearing a skirt and white boots, holding a baton, the background is an american flag
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 20/07/2026
me when the edible hit
mr biao looking like he’s going to space, hugging an extremely large cucumber like vegetable while fanning himself with is other arm
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 14/07/2026
sloppy toppy from the philly phanatic must go crazy, right?
the philly phanatic on his knees on the ground, his beautiful horn of a mouth pointing downwards
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 09/07/2026
ad from infoworld magazine, august 17, 1987 issue.

says “True Blue vs Blue Sky”. it’s an ad for paradise systems inc (a western digital company) for a new VGA graphics card
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 02/07/2026
blade rave but bread
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 24/06/2026
unflared base, that’s not safe
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 22/06/2026
they stuck solar powered police cameras down there now
solar powered police cameras near a trail
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 20/06/2026
lt noin isn’t having your shit
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 15/06/2026
her: is gamepass ultimate profitable
phil: dont worry kitten 
her: okay ❤️
her: yay ❤️
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 12/06/2026
when the cops found your hangout
solar powered police cameras
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 11/06/2026
wow
spreadsheet program, the formula =sum(41) has been typed inenter has been pressed, and the formula has calculated the answer to be 41
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 08/06/2026
why’s a white house helicopter seemingly leaving the fair oaks hospital?
MUSL Bell UH-1N helicopter seemingly leaving the fair oaks hospital in fairfax county virginia
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 07/06/2026
ads on the dc metro are weird
an advertising inside a metro car for aevex. it’s a picture of their disruptor group III launch effect missile. the ad also says avex listed nyse
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 06/06/2026
oh they’re cooking in the group buy keyboard community in china
Key Boy Advance keyboard. Two keyboards are shown that look vaguely like a game boy advance. They are 47 key keyboards, with customizable L and R buttons. The one on the right is grey with mostly grey keys, but with a handful of purple keys and 4 pink keys. the L and R buttons are pink. the one on the left is pruple with the keys on the lef half being black and the keys on the right half being which, with a tiny handful of other keys of other colors.
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 04/06/2026
one of these is not like the other
“more like this” steam suggestions

hello kitty island adventure
lovecraft
luma island
coral island
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