Sign in

flâneurben

@flaneurben.bsky.social
470 followers 480 following 71 posts

<peers sceptically about, not sure about this whole Bluesky neighbourhood> @flaneurben@mapstodon.space on Fedi

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by flâneurben
jay @jaycgallagher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're doing the rehabilitation routine for Jeffrey Archer. Incredible to watch tbh. There are no levels of corruption, sleaze and criminality these people won't excuse if you're part of the gang
2196
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“They’re going to make the m&ms dykes like they are in Europe”
010
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s basically modern fertiliser, so checks out
000
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s dreadful to hear, and completely inappropriate. You’re probably best going through PALS first, as the ICB/other routes for redress would want you to try local resolution first. Good luck and solidarity
000
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I wouldn’t know how to send an iMessage from my email, what did they think the use case for that was?
000
Reposted by flâneurben
Anandamide @anandamide.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
*Watching Harold Shipman pack up enough morphine to down a brontosaurus* This doctor is incompetent!
BBC headline "Reform UK plan would overhaul welfare system with £50bn savings"

James Ball skeet comments:

"This is absolute rookie stuff. There is just absolutely no way that a headline like this should ever make the BBC News website.

It being the weekend is no excuse, either: political news *always* drops on Saturday night, for the Sunday papers"
1266
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s not unappealing; the different baselines imply italics, if not cock-eyedness (o_O)
010
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Only when viewing the original toot! I’d noticed this too, thought that people were going to unnecessary lengths to find two different asterisks in Unicode ✶✺✴︎❅
120
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Screenshot from a guardian article “do you have to be hot at work?”

I've just signed up with a dog-walking service, Hot Dogz, which is an agency for people who want good-looking people to walk their pets.
Since I do a lot of gig work, I've gotten used to these weird job experiences. When it comes to dog walking, people like the idea of somebody kind of cute that they get to deal with on an every other day basis. They do vet us - it's not a gimmick, and it's not guys looking for a sugar mama. We can talk and joke around, but I try to be professional. When there's that mutual respect, whether it's a client or myself, then I'm like, "OK, we can connect here and it's not all about what I look like."Close up on previous screenshot “I've just signed up with a dog-walking service, Hot Dogz, which is an agency for people who want good-looking people to walk their pets.”Doctor Manhattan sitting on the moon. Caption reads “AM TIRED OF EARTH. THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.”
000
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s only fair to give the rest of us a chance
000
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
For sexual reasons or to get round the hosepipe ban?
100
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Eggheads might do it? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egghead... Or Round Britain Quiz www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b... if you want something to listen to in the dark
en.wikipedia.org
Eggheads (game show) - Wikipedia
030
Reposted by flâneurben
Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
These scans are going to lead to so much unnecessary and harmful care. Just a god-awful idea in so many ways
2234
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Chinatown might be your best bet at this time of night
040
Reposted by flâneurben
Anandamide @anandamide.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad
041
Reposted by flâneurben
John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“It is funny to watch an arch-capitalist go ‘hey it seems like this company doesn’t create any value on its own, the source of its value must obviously be ….me.’”
1221
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Less of the negative self-talk
000
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
🚨 @garius.bsky.social niche history thread klaxon
000
Reposted by flâneurben
John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Okay. So. Obscure Military Holy Orders. Bear with me on this one: In 1687 the French were aggressively expanding their trade and slavery operations on the Gold Coast. As part of this two young West African boys were sent back to France, most likely as slaves. One may have been called "Aniaba". /1🧵
12469203
Reposted by flâneurben
sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My one* radical opinion is that if you practice conversion therapy you should have legal personhood stripped from you & members of the LGBT community should be allowed to beat you to death to Cher's 'Believe'
410723
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Mike Hall did a talk at the 20th Century Society about his firm’s leisure centres: secure.c20society.org.uk/Default.aspx...
secure.c20society.org.uk
The Twentieth Century Society > Past Events
010
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026... Absolutely no coincidence this is being reported just as the natsec community is squealing for more money again
theguardian.com
British armed forces intercept Russian shadow fleet oil tanker in Channel
Keir Starmer says operation involving National Crime Agency has delivered ‘yet another blow’ to Russia and Putin
000
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A sterling rant from Hal Duncan about the limits of political language and the polite lie of the “centre” being anything other than a polite cover for the far right
700
Reposted by flâneurben
Anandamide @anandamide.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Drinking in the Nazi bar but frowning the whole time to show you're not happy about it
164
Reposted by flâneurben
Christyn Parkes @parkesland.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
While I respect and take seriously the authors and question, I can't help but scoff a bit at this. Britain's health establishment was besieged by a populist-accelerated ideological takeover in trans healthcare beginning 5 years ago. For trans people, this paper is not addressing a hypothetical.
36417
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Got a generic and government-supporting boilerplate reply to this
000
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Make sure not to sniff too hard when you’re spraying; you should aim not to be able to taste anything immediately after a dose
000
Reposted by flâneurben
Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Nope nope nope. Nix nix. No boomer celeb opinions. Especially from the English. Shut it down. That island is under strict quarantine.
1102
Reposted by flâneurben
Arthur Webber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Wrote a letter to my MP, it’s probably not the most coherent thing in the world but I couldn’t not say anything.
Dear
For the five years I have lived in
, I've been proud to have you as my representative. Your
intervention when my gender identity clinic did not send my surgery referral for over a year was crucial in getting them to acknowledge and, vitally, rectify their error. I will remain forever grateful to you for this.
But I'm afraid will not vote for you again, not whilst the red rosette you proudly wear remains a symbol of my exclusion.
Your government's proposed guidance is innately dehumanising. It prioritises the comfort of others over my ability to use the toilet, to access services, and to play the sport love with my friends. Ultimately, it seeks to confine me to my home - away from those who view me with disgust. A dangerous precedent has been set that it is more important for others to be protected from acknowledging the existence of those they deem unworthy than for marginalised people to exist publicly at all.
No matter how hard your party tries to spin this, there can be no dignity and respect for trans people with this guidance in place. As a trans man, I am told am not permitted to change with my football team who have called family for the last five seasons - that I must use separate female facilities alone. But if a woman walked through the door whilst I was lacing up my boots, I could be removed from these facilities too if she objected to my presence. Where is the dignity and respect in changing in a corridor? I suppose the preference is that don't play at all and stay at home so others do not have to perceive me.
I expect this behaviour from the Conservatives and Reform. Had this guidance been proposed by the previous Minister for Women and Equalities, I would have been devastated but not batted an eye. To watch a party I campaigned for, a party I was proud to represent for several years as a candidate, the self-identified "party of equality" usher in the biggest rollback of LGBTQ+ rights since Thatcher's Section 28 is shameful. I will not choose betwe…
241060277
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Emailed my MP @joepowell.bsky.social about trans rights again 🤷‍♂️
Dear Mr Powell,

I write to you again regarding the Equality and Human Rights Commission's draft code of practice [https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/equality-act-2010-draft-code-of-practice-for-services-public-functions-and-associations-2026].

Now that the draft has been published it is clear that the sections relating to trans peoples' access to services and associations is harmful, incoherent, and unworkable cobblers.

The code of practice unlawfully establishes a hierarchy of protected characteristics, leaving trans people open to victimisation and harassment at the whim of transphobic bad-faith activists. It purports to allow service providers to exclude trans people from both male and female single-sex spaces. It suggests that a person may be challenged to provide confirmation of their sex while also acknowledging that "There is no type of official record or document in the UK which provides reliable evidence of sex." The guidance is self-contradictory with regard to the effects of a Gender Recognition Certificate and risks rendering the Gender Recognition Act (2004) a nullity.
The incoherence of the code of practice stems from two facts: the faulty judgment of the Supreme Court in For Women Scotland Ltd v The Scottish Ministers [2025] UKSC 16, and the institutional capture of the EHRC by transphobic activists (started by appointments made by the last Conservative government and regrettably continued by the current Labour administration). Both of these problems can be changed by Parliament: through amending the Human Rights Act to correctly clarify the protections for trans people that the FWS judgement muddled, and through reconstituting the EHRC's membership and remit.

In the meantime, and more urgently, the draft code of practice must be opposed by voting down the effectuating statutory instrument.

I urge you to support your colleagues, including Nadia Whittome MP, who have already raised their concerns about the draft code of practice; to vote against the implementation of the code of practice; to press for reform of the EHRC; and to support measures to correctly clarify the intent of Parliament when it passed the Human Rights Act to protect the rights and dignity of trans people.

Yours sincerely
110
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
pøf
021
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Appalling government cowardice in the face of industry lobbying example 1 million www.bmj.com/content/393/...
bmj.com
000
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
More appalling technosolutionism from the Department of Health. It won’t work, people will lose their jobs and patients will suffer avoidable harm app.hsj.co.uk/2026/05/08/e...
app.hsj.co.uk
Exclusive: Govt debating jobs freeze on admin roles which can be done by AI
The government is considering recommending that trusts “embrace automation” by freezing recruitment and decommissioning training places, HSJ has learned.
000
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
That’s quite the mise en place
010
Reposted by flâneurben
Dr Steve Taylor @drstevetaylor.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
People who interpret test results – whether clinicians or patients – need to be aware that the "normal range" for a test isn’t a strict “normal/abnormal” cut off. It describes the values seen in 95% of healthy people. Around 5% of healthy people will fall outside this range.
0176
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
“Labour would own the /mien/ of production” lol www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
theguardian.com
As Labour heads for a wipeout, a lesson: never fall for the 'adults in the room’ line again | Aditya Chakrabortty
Presenting himself as a serious, sensible ‘grownup’ was essential to Starmer’s rise to power. His premiership has revealed how hollow that message is, says Guardian columnist Aditya Chakrabortty
000
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Please don’t get chronic wasting disease though
110
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
And the population: tends to be older/very old
0280
Reposted by flâneurben
flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Just fantastically online crackpots, scams, fraud and bullshit all the way down
Kemi Badenoch
@KemiBad... • 1h
Graham Linehan should never have been dragged through the courts in the first place.
X
The real scandal is a system that wastes time on litigious nonsense driven by professional activists while serious crime goes unpunished.
We need to kill cancel culture. Free speech cannot survive if the process becomes the punishment.
This is why I asked Toby Young to review the laws that are stifling free speech so the next Conservative government can put an end to this wasting of our resources.
1115526
Reposted by flâneurben
Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
There's a lot going on, so you might have missed Melania's new public statement #EleanorMorton www.instagram.com/reel/DXEplZx...
instagram.com
Eleanor Morton on Instagram: "Melania has more statements to make for no reason"
1,083 likes, 45 comments - eleanormortoncomedy on April 13, 2026: "Melania has more statements to make for no reason".
1205
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Marcin Wichary @aresluna.org (who is more active on Fedi @marcinwichary@mastodon.online) wrote a book all about that! shifthappens.site
shifthappens.site
Shift Happens: A book about keyboards
Shift Happens tells the story of keyboards like no book ever before, covering 150 years from the early typewriters to the pixellated keyboards in our pockets.
030
Reposted by flâneurben
Dr Noor Bari @njbbari3.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Which is what I’ve been saying. It was a deeply inequitable decision for rich countries with strong health systems and lower HIV/malaria/malnutrition rates to decide to keep a pet SARS virus. Frankly, it’s just another form of oppression.
29935
Reposted by flâneurben
Cllr Dr Alex Powell @apowelllaw.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I am not sure why Starmer thinks that having 'believed Mandelson's lies' is a defence. Being gullible and wilfully blind to a matter where you possessed the core facts sounds like exactly the kind of thing that would make someone unfit to be Prime Minister.
1135
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Do muppets birth live young? Or are they oviparous?
000
Reposted by flâneurben
mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/01/2026
i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET
112426404
Reposted by flâneurben
Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
hd edition chore mode deluxe youtube.com/shorts/eszzK...
youtube.com
Farm chores 1/17/26
YouTube video by BoredScientist
092
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Guide dog pee for me! And reading food packets, googling an address and fixing a set-top box, very satisfying
010
Reposted by flâneurben
badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Just had my first @bemyeyes.bsky.social call of 2026, helping a chap collect all his guide dog's poop. If you're sighted, and looking for a super low-effort volunteering option, you could sign up.
54113
flâneurben @flaneurben.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Diamonds commonly used for industrial polishing, you could use them on your teeth in a pinch
010