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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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Matt Caulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 02/10/2026

This is who owns ModRetro. THIS is the loser, war criminal fuck that Jake Paul and any number of YouTube cowards want you to give money to. Anyone hawking ModRetro stuff is a POS coward who just wants a payday

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Stop crying cause you put Glen Hansard on your mood playlist, you're trying to work on creative projects"

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yow @42yow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

lil beanie sale on my etsy!!!

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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/09/2026

from what i can gather, tech CEOs greatest ambitions started at "cure all cancer" and is now to give everyone their own secretary

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Table stakes for me is that every member of the orange order should drowned in a peat bog, but also their drill is sloppy as fuck and their hats are colonial cringe.

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So I just lost my job so I guess I should start making video essays again huh

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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ed Sheeran revealed his true character in his cowardice and capitulation, and people don't like what they see.

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Nicki @bearlyhungry.vore.meme · 15/09/2026

It's so crazy too because 1. He should not have gone on a fucking fox news interview at all 2. Now he looks stupid because fox news posted this barely a week later since that interview So now he looks stupid AND untrustworthy to both sides.

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｢Dᴀɴ｣💗💛💙 Lustycomic.com @lustycomic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Help Jenna stayed housed! And get some awesome content <3

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Larkonus @larkonus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

[CW: NSFW] If you're in the mood to treat yourself (and you should be, you deserve it), pick up some of Jenna's content. She pours so much artistry into her work, and it shows. Or, if you just want to help, she deserves a shoutout and a tip if you can spare it.

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[BreachedContainment] 🎀 Jenna @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you’re too afraid of my nsfw you can share this <3 If you can tip or support in any way it’s so appreciated. I’m at the end of my rope. If you can’t tip please reshare Ca$happ- $ jennalovely77 Venm0- caterwauler333 (Do not send to weird fake imposters)

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is why I only vote for socialists/explicit trans allies, other than I say let the country die cause that's what these ghouls are saying to me. Tired of the Aaron Sorkin kulaks trying to lecture me about this shit.

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

To the Navy pilots whipping shitties outside my office, I wish you a very controlled flight into terrain

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I like to measure US imperial atrocities in 9/11's cause that sometimes gets through to libs. Currently the US has directly or enabled/supported this year 2 9/11's in Iran 1 9/11 in Gaza (during a cease fire) 1.5 9/11's in Lebanon

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

While I'm all onboard with the celebration of Kirkmas this 9/11 Eve, I am a little Orthodox for this holiday and prefer to observe the time Osama Bin Laden soundly defeated Francis Fukuyama in the marketplace of ideas.

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[BreachedContainment] 🎀 Jenna @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

💕 IM BEGGING YOU WITH MY WHOLE PUSSY PLEASE RESHARE 💕 Chronically ill exhausted slut needs YOUR AID 🥹🫶 Anyone that’s been on the fence about getting something from me but would like something- HIT ME UP #sw #chronicallyill #mutualaid #elfsky #medical #reshare

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

U.S. soldiers, no one- not even the Iranian government- respects you less than your leaders.

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Never trust a lib, they all want to compromise with the right

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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 06/09/2026

ben is bang on the money here. for context, this is about aoc reportedly taking meetings with maha movement figures—these movements are parasitic and attempting to establish any cause with them will only embed their rot into your movement

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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

how do you put handcuffs on a child "like a human being, not like a criminal"

“She told the police officers to please don’t touch her,” Gonzalez said. “The police officer talked to her in Spanish and treated her like a human being, like his daughter. He told her, ‘Mama, you have to go back’ and **then put handcuffs on her like a regular human being, not like a criminal.”**

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Bionicles' gender are the elements, in this essay I will...

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Baddtraxx @baddtraxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

this is seriously the funniest shit I saw today

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I'm now officially into ethnic cleansing (removing plastic paddy Americans)

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Absolutely gutter to learn about Tim Curry. He has escaped to the one place not corrupted by capitalism, the big Transexual Transylvania in the sky

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Ok, I really like the pearl clutching at the military purges because historically this means that the next large conflict they are in, the whole thing gets rolled up. President Xi my people long for freedom, I will greet Chinese paratroopers with Carolina barbeque

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 26/08/2026

going to be fun to watch libs bend over backward to justify their weird gas station fetish chic-fil-a, harry potter, buc-ee's in a nightmare "i knowwwwww it's so bad, but-" blunt rotation

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Dr. Cujii🔞 @cujirotic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

She used all her reach and fortune to constantly materially help and stand up for people that society and the powers that be never let get a breath of peace You deserved more time Queen

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I have to do a complete 180 on the Canada trade war, USA #1, fuck the Québécois. The maple frog syrup cabal must fall, I'm making a new Molotov-Ribbentrop pact to destroy the francish menace to the north.

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If you go far enough left you get your guns back, you also get to adopt 2A self defense aphorisms like "I'd rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6" but apply them to traffic stops.

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Wanna be crusader makes the same fucking mistake as the battle of Hattin

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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Fellow cis people, let's help her out if you are able. Giving to a trans woman in need always makes a real difference.

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Every actor justifying their role in harry potter

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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 01/08/2026

The TOS being so strict that they control you offsite is the problem; sites like Patreon and Kofi have offsite clauses too. The social criminalization of the suggestion that somewhere you might be doing nsfw is a problem. It's branding a person as obscene and we need consumers to stand up for us

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Peta is an org for weimar libs and closeted furries.

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The Anduril N64 is essentially what if the #UmbrellaCorporation tried to launder its image by releasing a Gameboy that had a load screen saying "pwease no look at our crimes against humanity department". #residentevil #n64

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I let myself indulge in OSINT for a minute and see the US E11 pinging it's beacon from a sheltered hangar XD. This is funnier than when the jogging app gave insurgents the perfect outline of a US base in (I want to say) East Africa

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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I have a really good memory of being able to see Glen Hansard in concert in DC, not a huge venue either much to the jealousy of my non-diaspora family. He was a modern seanchaí, and I was lucky enough to hear him sing a rendition of a Woodie Guthrie song

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