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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme)

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Poli Sci Drop Out, Woke Nadsat, OSINT Pervert, Gun Nerd, Dark NATSEC expert, Gothic Monster Fucker Enjoyer, 30 Old Video Essayist [Cringe], Squidwardmaxing Musician, GirlFag, linktr.ee/Fitzeroy_McCandless

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𓆩♡𓆪 Miaka Harumi {Yuu} 𓆩♡𓆪 @miakaharumi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I cosplayed Ianthe and I'm quite obsessed with her- oh my 🫪 #thelockedtomb #tlt #ianthe #cosplay
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Poppy Petrichor 🏳️‍⚧️🍃💨💜 ($140/800) @poppypetrichor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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A b&w photo of Poppy resting their head on their hands. They are in goth makeup, long black fingerless gloves, a b&w tut and no top.
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KrimsonNekros @krimsonnekros.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you really need to know how bad "politics" are getting in the US, the America First party is starting to pop up again. You know those shits who were kissing Nazi ass in the 40s that we got these gems from Dr Seuss about?
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「Dᴀɴ」💗💛💙 Lustycomic.com @lustycomic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LUSTY in THE LAND OF THE DINOSAURS - 1 Hi-res Download www.patreon.com/danmappart/p... Lusty website lustycomic.com/comic/lotd-1/ #lusty #elf #boobs #bigboobs #tits #bigtits #bikini #cavewoman #cavegirl #dinosaurs #comic #prehistoric #fantasy #art #artist #nsfw #porn #sexy #adultcontent #erotica
A comic book cover. The title reads LUSTY in THE LAND OF THE DINOSAURS. The lettering is made out of crumbling, ancient rock. The main illustration shows Lusty, the sexy elf adventurer, standing at the edge of a foreboding forest. She wears a brown fabric bikini with a simple pattern, her vampire tooth necklace, and some bracelets, armlets, and anklets of coloured beads. Her long auburn hair flames out behind her. She holds a spear headed with flint, and looks every part the essential cavewoman of popular thought. On the sand by her feet is a small pterosaur, a flying reptile of the time of the dinosaurs. It walks on four legs and has a curiously large head with a long pointed beak that gently curves upwards. It looks up at Lusty curiously. The forest behind them is dark and buzzing with insects, and menace lurks in the shadows.
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Same people ignoring this get mad at me for only ever voting for socialists
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Shannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We are soon going to have to come to grips with the fact that this shit is asbestos for the mind
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Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 09/10/2026
Wow it's almost like there was a reason why pro-Palestinian protestors were demanding Mamdani fire the fucking NYPD police commissioner. There is some real "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas" energy from camp "Mamdani never does anything wrong" these days.
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Protestors confront Zohran Mamdani as he comes out for his press conference.

He said that ICE sped out of the hospital. He did not note that the NYPD cleared the way for them.
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would like to submit for additional happy chemicals
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can we get a couple shaheds to Dubai please? There's one dude who's asking for one.
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Jenna @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never been a fan of the greens but seeing a single statement weed out the lib-zionists in the UK is a delightful bit of political maneuvering
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Jenna @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey …. hi … hello… howdy STOP SCROLLING 🛑✋ . . . HEY! MEOW!!! . . . Stop it! Just read for a second! 👇 CAN YOU PLEASE HIT THAT 🔄 and engage with me and my moots content? PLEASEE it turns us on, I promise DONT be shy…. Release the horny ⤵︎
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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BatsCaulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 02/10/2026
This is who owns ModRetro. THIS is the loser, war criminal fuck that Jake Paul and any number of YouTube cowards want you to give money to. Anyone hawking ModRetro stuff is a POS coward who just wants a payday
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Stop crying cause you put Glen Hansard on your mood playlist, you're trying to work on creative projects"
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yow @42yow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lil beanie sale on my etsy!!!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/09/2026
from what i can gather, tech CEOs greatest ambitions started at "cure all cancer" and is now to give everyone their own secretary
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Table stakes for me is that every member of the orange order should drowned in a peat bog, but also their drill is sloppy as fuck and their hats are colonial cringe.
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So I just lost my job so I guess I should start making video essays again huh
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ed Sheeran revealed his true character in his cowardice and capitulation, and people don't like what they see.
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He just likes to watch you guys
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Nicki @bearlyhungry.vore.meme · 15/09/2026
It's so crazy too because 1. He should not have gone on a fucking fox news interview at all 2. Now he looks stupid because fox news posted this barely a week later since that interview So now he looks stupid AND untrustworthy to both sides.
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「Dᴀɴ」💗💛💙 Lustycomic.com @lustycomic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Help Jenna stayed housed! And get some awesome content <3
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Jenna @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you’re too afraid of my nsfw you can share this <3 If you can tip or support in any way it’s so appreciated. I’m at the end of my rope. If you can’t tip please reshare Ca$happ- $ jennalovely77 Venm0- caterwauler333 (Do not send to weird fake imposters)
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is why I only vote for socialists/explicit trans allies, other than I say let the country die cause that's what these ghouls are saying to me. Tired of the Aaron Sorkin kulaks trying to lecture me about this shit.
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To the Navy pilots whipping shitties outside my office, I wish you a very controlled flight into terrain
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Weak, kapo, lib shit. You use what weapons you have to defend yourself and others. Also completely unrelated but doxxing is a neutral item, it's how it's wielded. The state wields doxxing on sex criminals to keep the community safe, why shouldn't oppressed groups wield it to protect themselves?
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"What, no hug?"
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I like to measure US imperial atrocities in 9/11's cause that sometimes gets through to libs. Currently the US has directly or enabled/supported this year 2 9/11's in Iran 1 9/11 in Gaza (during a cease fire) 1.5 9/11's in Lebanon
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
While I'm all onboard with the celebration of Kirkmas this 9/11 Eve, I am a little Orthodox for this holiday and prefer to observe the time Osama Bin Laden soundly defeated Francis Fukuyama in the marketplace of ideas.
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This kinda thinking is literally no different than "I think he's just good for the economy" arg that bitch ass Republicans put up cause they don't want you to call them a fascist.
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This but on a bad dragon fucking machine.
Warning label on a lathe that reads "Warning: This Machine Does Not Know The Difference Between Metal And Flesh, Nor Does It Care.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
U.S. soldiers, no one- not even the Iranian government- respects you less than your leaders.
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Liz Lemon saying “What a struggle to be born into the new world, huh?” and Jack Donaghy replying “Lemon, it's the time of monsters.”
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Never trust a lib, they all want to compromise with the right
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 06/09/2026
ben is bang on the money here. for context, this is about aoc reportedly taking meetings with maha movement figures—these movements are parasitic and attempting to establish any cause with them will only embed their rot into your movement
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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
how do you put handcuffs on a child "like a human being, not like a criminal"
“She told the police officers to please don’t touch her,” Gonzalez said. “The police officer talked to her in Spanish and treated her like a human being, like his daughter. He told her, ‘Mama, you have to go back’ and **then put handcuffs on her like a regular human being, not like a criminal.”**
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bionicles' gender are the elements, in this essay I will...
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Baddtraxx @baddtraxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is seriously the funniest shit I saw today
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
First is tragedy, second is farce
Photo of Ernst Rohm, the gay Nazi who got purged and declared a pedophile and degenerate by Hitler after Rohm had been killed. This was part of Hitler consolidating power by shedding the parts of the early Nazi movement he felt he no longer needed to attain power.
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm now officially into ethnic cleansing (removing plastic paddy Americans)
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Victorian Ms. Frizzle has come to slay 💅❤️
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Absolutely gutter to learn about Tim Curry. He has escaped to the one place not corrupted by capitalism, the big Transexual Transylvania in the sky
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Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme) @fitzeroymccandless.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ok, I really like the pearl clutching at the military purges because historically this means that the next large conflict they are in, the whole thing gets rolled up. President Xi my people long for freedom, I will greet Chinese paratroopers with Carolina barbeque
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 26/08/2026
going to be fun to watch libs bend over backward to justify their weird gas station fetish chic-fil-a, harry potter, buc-ee's in a nightmare "i knowwwwww it's so bad, but-" blunt rotation
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