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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
ted cruz chimed in USMNT is cooked
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“Sir, may we all play with a Trump coin tucked in our socks tonight?”
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I personally love it when Lucky Donald gets involved in sports, every few Mondays.
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It has never been easier to send a Blu Ray disc of Melania to a member of the armed forces deployed aboard a ship in the Middle East
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Do you know who else is at Golden State? Who could easily come out of retirement? Zaza Pachulia. An LLM would explain that’s not just synergy. Those are rings.
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I love that Langston Galloway got a shout out by the mayor at Knicks parade
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Grant Marek @grantmarek.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"They were in for a rude awakening with the response and it wasn't just from the gay community. It was from the Northern California community that supports the gay community." Five minutes of Mike Krukow worth listening to: www.sfgate.com/giants/artic...
sfgate.com
SF Giants announcer highlights ignorance of players' Pride Night protest
Krukow continues to stand in defense of Pride Night.
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Now that DiMaria is retired who is the most JD Salinger looking dude in the World Cup ?
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This dude on the submarines communicates like a Tim Robinson character youtu.be/hGhJOrQkcfQ?...
youtu.be
Why Submarines Have the Best Food in the Military
YouTube video by Destinations of History
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I worked with Billy Bob Thornton for 11 years. That Michelob commercial is the absolute calmest he has ever been when it comes to his ultras
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hold up we are calling deodorant “deo” now?
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
you can door dash anything
a 1982 photo of actress Tippi Hedren talking into a corded telephone in her kitchen. A full ass grown tiger is jumping through the kitchen window.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Part of Bari’s problem is she’s trying to go all-in on state propaganda during the regime’s low point, it’s like opening a flip-phone store
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
A gleaming Donald Trump hits "the Blanka pose" during a TV interview. Electricity pops and sizzles visibly around his heaving form as he prepares to complain about the way he is talked about on television.
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
If you can’t handle me at my Lou Amundson you don’t deserve me at my Jalen Brunson
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"All the agents who had been to Minnesota told me they never wanted to go back, for any reason."
thenation.com
Notes From an ICE Chaser
I followed Border Patrol agents from Illinois to North Carolina to Minnesota. To my surprise, they loved my coverage.
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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
“The kids want liminal spaces!”
Michael Lerner as a studio boss in Barton Fink.
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Need like 7 more JayWills
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Caruso playing like Quint in Jaws
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It's a @fittedsweats.bsky.social classic: nflweakly.substack.com/p/brian-wils...
nflweakly.substack.com
Brian Wilson, adrift in San Diego
Hanging out with a wayward Beach Boy in the summer of 1978
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Marty Supreme's casting director should win because she went up to a bunch of people and was like "I know you've never acted before but I want you to play a huge fucking piece of shit in this movie"
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Oscar night. Perfect Time to roll out Burger king’s “we shit the bed” campaign.
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
For the past two years, I’ve made a killing providing CPAP machines at CPAC events. Basically a lot of attendees like the convenience of not traveling with their machines. Today it’s been leaked that I didn’t “clean” the machines in between events. Sorry.
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Michael @michaelr12.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Imagine a President bulldozing 1/3 of our Historic White House pocketing $300 million and that doesn’t even crack the top 100 most destructive, vile, disgusting things he’s done, yet here we are
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Voters of Tomorrow @votersoftomorrow.org · 11/02/2026
Pam Bondi couldn’t even come prepared for her own staged temper tantrum. this is the nation’s “top law enforcement” official btw 🤡 maybe she became a lawyer because the acting career didn’t work out!!
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Christopher Wiggins @cwnewser.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
A Reuters photographer captured this image of a page from Pam Bondi's "burn book," which she used to counter any questions from Democratic lawmakers during an unhinged hearing today. It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files. Just wow.
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 12/02/2026
I don’t think we should allow the secret police to round people up and sort them by race
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 12/02/2026
In Opinion “Any serious push to account for the actions of this government — to abolish the president’s private army, restructure immigration enforcement and punish anyone responsible for wrongdoing — must include recompense and repair for its victims,” our columnist Jamelle Bouie writes.
nyti.ms
Opinion | We Have to Face What ICE Has Done to Us
Any serious push to account for the actions of this government must include recompense and repair for its victims.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 11/02/2026
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Jamie Raskin: Director Patel is there a reason over 32 SUVs and 11 drones and 3 BlackHawk helicopters were sent to Jack Nicholson’s Mullholland Drive home at 2:47AM? Patel: It was essential that we get his signature on a VHS box for the film As Good As It Gets.
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Rita558 @rita558.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Republicans in Congress could impeach Trump for so many things and yet none have the guts, women included. Let me remind you of the people on Flight 93 on 9/11 that stood up for democracy! They stopped the hijackers! And you are worried about Trumps wrath?? Do the right thing! Grow a set!
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Coldplay couple should have reunited for a Super Bowl ad for Ivermectin
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 09/02/2026
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Kid Rock stylist: we’re gonna make you look like a guy who lied to Steven Seagal in a 1989 movie about contraband meat
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Lots of Chevy Silverados getting pregnant tonight
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Rebel with a Cause @rebelwithacause2.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT A CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING RING ... IT'S THE REPUBLIKKKLAN PARTY!! An 86 pg DOJ prosecution memo that INCLUDED DETAILS ON “POTENTIAL CO-CONSPIRATORS” of Jeffrey Epstein “MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED” from the DOJ’s website after the agency was asked about the document by a reporter
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‘Mysteriously disappeared’: DOJ Epstein prosecution memo vanishes after press inquiry - NewsBreak
An 86-page Justice Department prosecution memo that included details on “potential co-conspirators” of Jeffrey Epstein “mysteriously disappeared” from the
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Vrabel looking like he was put in charge of running his parents restaurant in Bay Ridge and he fucking hates it.
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This one was just added a couple weeks ago. archive.org/details/ajc0...
archive.org
The Replacements Live at The Vic Theater 1986-04-11 : The Replacements : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
The ReplacementsApril 11, 1986The Vic TheaterChicago, IllinoisRecording generously loaned from the Aadam Jacobs Audio Archive.Transfer: Yamaha K-220 > Sony...
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Seattle Quarterback Sam Darnold is, of course, named after the characters of Sam, Dudley, and Arnold from the TV series DIFF'RENT STROKES, which ended its run 40 years ago this year. So you can imagine, winning this one is extra important for him.
Images of Sam Darnold and Sam, D*, and Arnold

*Dudley
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I bet Mark Zuckerberg has never worn a damn Meta headset on his IRL yacht.
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Jim Acosta @jimacosta.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I know people who got syphilis on purpose so they could experience the full Kid Rock aura at halftime.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/01/2026
one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Longtime #Dinkytown shop owner Greg Ketter is the 70yo you may have seen in a TV interview speaking his mind and walking away into a gas cloud. The September 1985 Southeast (Minneapolis) neighborhood newspaper noted his shop's move from above Gray's Drug to a street level entrance around the corner.
Brief news item: DreamHaven changes location. Specializes in science fiction fantasy books, comic books, art and t-shirts. According to owner Greg Ketter, DreamHaven supplies the only Bloom County books and t-shirts in the Twin Cities area.
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Could Broncos back up QB Jarrett Stidham fly an immaculately restored Sikorsky Chickasaw H-19 helicopter used in Philippines military operations in the 1950s? Could he free climb a five story building in Sacramento?
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Could Jarrett Stidham Free Climb a Skyscraper?
Let's waste 16,000 gallons of water to find out
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ChercheBuddy @cherchebuddy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Anyone know why this Mobil station at Penn and Cedar Lake in Bryn Mawr is servicing ICE vehicles? #ShunMinnesotaICECollaborators www.mprnews.org/live-updates
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jeff @fittedsweats.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Donald Trump has vowed to nuke Hawaii if the entertainer Meatloaf can not be brought back to life by St. Patrick's Day.
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