Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Maybe I'm stupid, but this is common for diplomatic gifts, no? Like, you get to keep the chocolate and MAYBE the tie clip, but the big ticket stuff is "for the people" and gets put on display somewhere. 000
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Had a dream that there was a Discworld character named "Feather" who was a wolf person who braided and tufted her fur into "feathers" so she could live with the bird people, and there was a huge hullabaloo about whether this was A) good and B) deliberate trans representation from Sir Pterry 020
Reposted by Hammered MahlerAnn LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026friday is for kafkaposting 4771901700
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My school had a Russian foreign exchange student and he "loved" the "FSH" joke, but he'd say it "feesh." Never figured out if that was him fucking with us or not. 020
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I can't believe they're going to kill Ponce de Leon 000
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've had the Sanford and Son theme song stuck in my head and awful lot for somebody's never seen Sanford and Son 000
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Went to his barber and showed him a matryoshka doll. 011
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They also do it for Fire Stations. I still think about the one star review the one down the street from me got for bringing a woman to the nearest hospital instead of the one she asked for. 010
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Turning left is always either too reckless or too cautious, and in either situation it puts too much vulnerability and emotional instability on one or both parties for a first date. 000
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I used to think the pipe weapon from Clue (and crucially the Clue books) was a smoking pipe, and dedicated a lot of bandwidth figuring out how to beat someone to death with a meerschaum. 191
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 21/09/2026God, I'm still so mad Dungeon Settlers had to go and fail at the final hurdle with AI localization. Rimworld slapped over a dungeon crawler releasing the literal day I was about to have a bunch of time off work? It's like it was made for me personally. 000
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just don't buy "pedophile protector" as an insult. It's clunky and you're adding a word with no punch in the name of alliteration. Just call them pedophiles! Who cares! There's no reason to do what they're doing if they're not also pedophiles! 000
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I find Goofus and Gallant was better preparation. 010
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We're going to reinvent court eunuchs from first principles by 2035 000
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Once every 3-4 years I go "surely I'm misremembering how little salt that shit had. Surely it would be closed if it's as bad as I'm remembering" and trick myself into trying it again. 000
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You ever wonder if being in The Wiggles post Bluey feels a bit like being Francis Fukuyama on September 12th? 001
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm not even joking: in most states it depends on whether they film it and then it becomes a free speech issue. 110
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Someone with her initials apologized personally to Epstein for his plus one/backstage pass to the Cursed Child not being honored. I can't remember if her yacht manifests were scrubbed before people could see if she had docked at Little St James or not. 020
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Hate it when you get a medium ticket kids play item (most recent example a pop-up play tent) and it comes with $1.30 worth of plastic accessories. Who thinks this is a value add? 001
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 29/08/2026That guy is going to be so confused about what green eggs and ham tastes like when it hasn't been soaked in seawater. 010
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The only good thing David French and David Frum have ever done is decide to be shitty in ways that largely overlap so you don't need to waste energy remembering which is which. 000
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You can't fool me, this is a costume that appears in 21 non-consecutive seconds of the Last Jedi. 030
Reposted by Hammered MahlerBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026 19711
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Didn't realize my doctor was using some fuckass AI transcription service at my last appointment and I asked if I needed any kind of booster with measles being on the rise again and now my chart says I'm not vaccinated against measles. 000
Reposted by Hammered Mahler🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online. 1815803758
Reposted by Hammered MahlerpistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 31/01/2026You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS 1879212538
Reposted by Hammered MahlerDenver Westword @westword.com · 27/07/2026"As a pedestrian, I support them more than the oblivious drivers on the roads in pedestrian filled areas. They’re less likely to kill me," one Westword reader says about dirt bikes on Denver's streets. www.westword.com/opinion/denver-pre…westword.comReader: I support dirt bikes more than the oblivious drivers on the roads."They're less likely to kill me!" 052
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 27/07/2026It's really starting to feel existential. What does it even mean to be human in a world where we don't and perhaps can't trust the oldest, most meaningful things we do? 000
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 27/07/2026If someone gives you an art or a food, there's suddenly a suspicion there. "Is this AI? Is this going to poison me?" and this beautiful, sacred (again, a word I do not use lightly) is tainted, even if it's perfectly good. 100
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 27/07/2026And with AI people aren't doing that, and it sucks, but people throwing their humanity into the capitalism pit isn't new, even if this scale is disheartening. But the food thing is adding another layer for me, and that's trust. 100
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Making things for each other, especially food and art, is one of the most meaningful, even sacred things that people can do. On every level from individual to communal to cultural to global, making things for each other is perhaps the most fundamental part of what it means to be alive and human. 100
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I don't know, I just feel like our food infrastructure breaking down at the same time as AI bullshit being everywhere is combining to get to me in a way that they didn't separately. 100
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 27/07/2026One of the conditions in my will for determining brain death is whether I believe anything the State Department says about Cuba. 020
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 26/07/2026War is making mistakes at each other until one of you stops being able to send enough soldiers and weapons (and food). 000
Reposted by Hammered MahlerThe Old Hack @the-old-hack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026@bretdevereaux.bsky.social 6075901615
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Oh damn, a website and everything? Made by real people who haven't cooked their brains thinking about kids genitals and everything? 030
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 26/07/20265 bucks this is Evangelical crankery about porn 100
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Best part of making pancakes is realizing that I've completely forgotten how to make pancakes. 000
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I swear I'm not a bad cook, but every time I make pancakes it takes me a dozen tries to get one that wouldn't get me taken behind a Denny's and shot. 000
Reposted by Hammered MahlerChristopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 19/07/2026This one always makes me giggle 215612
Reposted by Hammered MahlerOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026If you need a honking laugh 514243
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I think a person could be forgiven for thinking it's a SEASONAL thing. It's usually tucked back and away outside of the late fall/winter holidays. 020
Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 05/07/2026If the police actually enforced firework bans it would be a good thing and also more people would hate cops. 021
