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Hammered Mahler

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Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Grocery run
A box of Barilla pasta shells, wedged into the phone holder on an electric bike.
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Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
They finally invented prunes that help you poop
Fancy brand "probiotic prunes." You bet your ass they cost twice as much.
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Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
When I go to the zoo in my sunshirt and big floppy hat and see all the people with baseball caps and tank tops
Homer Simpson everyone is stupid except me dot jpeg
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Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Hell yeah
A poster for the Garfield Movie, in which Garfield is striking an action pose. A glitch has replaced the title of the movie with Resident Evil, complete with font. The rating info remains unchanged.
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Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Okay, but why is she a penis.
A headline from the Guardian about some generation war BS. The image is an alegria style illustration of a woman with headphones and wearing a beanie? A bike helmet? The effect is very phallic.
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Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Obsessed with this cover that looks like the ghost of Theodore Geissel is tormenting Elephant and Piggie
The Elephant and Piggie book "A Big Guy Took My Ball!"

The Doctor Suess medallion is positioned in such a way that it looks like the big guy is a wizard ghost that has possessed the ball
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Hammered Mahler @firstof6.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
A unicorn toy that launches foam balls when squeezed.
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