(having dinner date with partner)
GIRLFRIEND: I’m breaking up with you! All you care about are your pawns!
ME: That's not true!
PAWN: Arisen, their kind is weak to fire and ice both!
Lacey
@leissmusic.bsky.social
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she/her | composer; guitarist Worked on: Barbie Rewind, Tiny Life and others ⛔NO AI⛔ portfolio: leissmusic.carrd.co discord: leissMusic
![satirical job rejection email that reads: "Dear Applicant,
Thank you so much for your application for the [INSERT HERE] role at our company. We appreciate your interest in contributing to the work we do and in being part of our creative community.
After thoughtful review, we’ll be moving ahead with candidates whose experience more closely matches the needs of this particular role. We won't tell you why we think you don't have the qualifications to join our team, despite the fact that you have 10+ years of experience matching the exact job description.
We look forward to all the frustration, doubt, and self-loathing this will create.
Please don't bother reaching out to ask why, but feel free to apply to future roles!
Wishing you all the best in your journey ahead—and thank you again for thinking of us.
Warm regards,
Generic Studios
P.S., please include more personal info next time. The third-party data broker that we sold your data to couldn't use the information to scam your loved ones."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4vljrgyofgcybeqt6iw2aomm/bafkreie2d3unjtw4kvzqfdov6natgeq3zqlcdgmzfgnbqpwknmk5qenwaa)
