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Dumbest Friend Just Bought 20 Chickens
REDWOOD CITY, CA—Arguing that this was, in fact, the most responsible thing he could do given how expensive poultry products had become, your dumbest friend, 43-year-old Jared Welty, told reporters Friday he’d just bought 20 chickens. “Okay, so I read up on it, and I realized it would be completely crazy for me not to go […]