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@fimjishwick.bsky.social
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They’re walearning to drive
An upside down L-plate on a car
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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
what the vampire lord loves to hear: "yes, my lord, i surrender to your will" what the vampire lord hates to hear: "go go gadget bite-proof neck"
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
to the person at Channel 10 who chooses the thumbnails: i am very sorry for whatever it is i did to upset you. please message me so i can apologise properly x
the preview thumbnail of my episode of 'millionaire hot seat'. they have caught me making a goofy face.
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public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 29/01/2024
dad: [inaudible] me: what? dad: I SAID, SON, WHEN YOU GR— me: just wait till— dad: WHAT? me: WAIT TILL THE MARCHING BAND HAS GONE PAST, DAD
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
www.mycrossword.co.uk/quick/430 A perfectly innocent cryptic from me today over on @mycrossword.co.uk Sample clues: "Platonic nounal anagram — getting it? (9)" "A small amount ruin writing rules (7)" "Flawed anagram gets edited initially for acting supervisor (5,7)"
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Quick crossword No 430 · MyCrossword
Solve Quick crossword No 430 on MyCrossword. 13x13 grid with 22 clues by Ghoti. Published Mon 24 Aug 2026. Features annotated solutions. Free to solve online.
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
42 hours in London! To do: * Walk around a park * Do some writing * Ludicrously short-notice coffee or drinks with internet friends Would anyone like to help with item 3?
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
« Pardon, pardon » Je l'ecoute et connais « Pardon, pardon » Je sais que tu es désolé — Kylie Mîgnon
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I was last in the UK in June 2024 and left a week before the election. I arrive again on Tuesday and so by a day will have missed the entirety of Starmer. Anyway if you're in London and wanna get a coffee or a pint lemme know! xx
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Lyndon Hood @lyndonhood.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I have a joke about Lysistrata. Nobody gets it.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's been a while, but here's a little cryptic from me over on @mycrossword.co.uk! Sample clues: "Let's bail out a French institution (8)" "Investigator to grill pop star again? (10)" "Astronomical map made from potato printing? (4,5)" www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3643
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Cryptic crossword No 3,643 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 3,643 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 29 clues by Ghoti. Published Sat 4 Jul 2026. Features annotated solutions. Free to solve online.
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
DOCTOR: "So what seems to be the problem?" PATIENT: "Mmhbbhhggr hhruuh engghhuu." DOCTOR: "I'm sorry I can't understand, but don't worry. Great singer Bob Dylan is in town. Go see his show and no matter what ails you, you'll feel better!" PATIENT (sadly): "Ehg ddnghh m'm Bddnnn."
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FDS @freyadalysad.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i'm just a girl who wrote a book of poems that has inspired a tv show that's coming out VERY SOON hahahahhahahahahahhahhahahahhahahahahhhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahha for real www.instagram.com/reels/DZG8Fv...
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HeadGirltv on Instagram: "#HeadGirl #ComingSoon to @threenewzealand & #ThreeNow #WatchThisSpace | #HeadGirlTV"
1,011 likes, 106 comments - headgirltv on June 2, 2026: "#HeadGirl #ComingSoon to @threenewzealand & #ThreeNow #WatchThisSpace | #HeadGirlTV".
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Back with a new cryptic on @mycrossword.co.uk! Pretty light and punny to easy you into the weekend: "Where most writing is, in theory (2,5)" "Gas leaking in South London (7)" "Deep asleep, like gay fans of Dracula? (3,3,3,5)" www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3447
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Cryptic crossword No 3,447 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 3,447 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 30 clues by Ghoti. Published Fri 15 May 2026. Features annotated solutions. Free to solve online.
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sydney! This Fri & Sat my comedy game show Grifted & Talented is part of the Sydney Comedy Festival! Three comedians take part in a talent contest with no idea of what their talents will be. Can they bluff their way through? www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/grifte...
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
the third draft of the novel is finished.
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I don't often post about shows I'm doing BUT are you in Sydney this weekend and wanna watch actors from Deadloch, The Testaments, The Family Law and more perform scenes with comedians from Taskmaster, Whose Line, Fisk and more? It's a very specific niche but if that's you then I have good news!!
Cast names and headshots for ITS Flipping The Script:
Actors: Cassie Hamilton, Duncan Fellows, Jade Fuda, Mabel Li
Improvisers: Elliot Ulm, Josh Magee, Julia Zemiro, Tom Cardy
7pm Friday 1 May
Hosted by Jim Fishwick with Tyler DiasCast headshots and names for ITS Flipping The Script
Actors: Chrissy Mae Valentine, Emma Leonard, Kat Hoyos, Kimie Tsukakoshi
Improvisers: Alex Lee, Bridie Connell, Concetta Caristo, John Marc Desengano
7pm Saturday 2 May
Hosted by Jim Fishwick with Tyler Dias
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Pat Cousins @patcousins.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
My solve of ingenious 3-themed (or tree-teamed in Dublin :) ) puzzle by @fimjishwick.bsky.social - thank you, Jim! youtu.be/YkYotHAavtk?...
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(BONUS) MyCrossword No. 3,333 by Ghoti
YouTube video by Pat Cousins
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Some sample clues from my 3-themed (threemed?) puzzle! 'Doctor nursed last of 3 bears (7)' 'Gossip arising about a threesome (5)' 'Turn locks with code that's possibly 3333 (7)'
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘The Question’.
The Question 
 
Erm, well – I begin, shifting nervously in my chair – 
if it’s true there is no heaven and no hell,  
no eternity or long hereafter,  
no divine plan or offstage direction from an invisible hand, 
then how do we make sense of it all, 
how do we make our way through this life,
this glorious, ridiculous, ramshackle world of ours, 
with its wars and brutality, conflicts and petty arguments, 
the ten thousand tiny acts of kindness  
which happen unnoticed before breakfast, 
and all that love and pain, happiness and loneliness 
that comes to us unannounced, by turns,  
as if we ourselves were pitched daily  
onto the waves of one of its vast, mysterious oceans, 
not knowing whether today is the day we drown 
or we find ourselves washed up  
on some strange but friendly shore? 
  
Mmm – you say, after a lengthy silence – 
what I meant was … do you have any questions  
about the job? 


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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@mycrossword.co.uk has hit 3,333 cryptic crosswords, and I've written a 3-themed puzzle to celebrate. Check it out here! www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3333
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Cryptic crossword No 3,333 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 3,333 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 32 clues by Ghoti. Published Sun 19 Apr 2026. Features annotated solutions and special instructions. Free to solve online.
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
please stand for the national anthem
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If Ant & Dec were sommeliers they’d have to stand the other way around
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eel, i @eliacugini.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
“It is beneath my dignity to let myself be run over by any trolley, and particularly this trolley, burdened as it is by a cape and a stupid hat.” I wrote for Defector about boycotting Harry Potter, the ‘safe’, kindly face of anti-trans politics: defector.com/its-time-to-...
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It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector
HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but ...
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Apollo, from Latin a- (prefix: without, bereft of) and Spanish pollo (chicken)
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
CONCIERGE: welcome to the hotel california ME: if the hotel is air conditioned it should be called a coldel CONCIERGE: (to manager) are you sure he can never leave
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Jennifer P. Mushrooms @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
an inspiration for us all. she got out.
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Frizident Evil @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm a bitch I'm a lover Six foot tall Maybe over I'm pretending I can vote I'm three kids in a coat
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
iiiit's a new cryptic crossword from me on @mycrossword.co.uk! A perfect lead-in to a long weekend, dare I say. "Goddess is in therapy (4)" "Rubbish country fails to start revolution (8)" "It can precede liquor pressed up on boiled water or drugs? (4)" www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3263
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Cryptic crossword No 3,263 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 3,263 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 34 clues by Ghoti. Published Tue 31 Mar 2026. Features annotated solutions and special instructions. Free to solve online.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
iiiit's a new cryptic crossword from me on @mycrossword.co.uk! A perfect lead-in to a long weekend, dare I say. "Goddess is in therapy (4)" "Rubbish country fails to start revolution (8)" "It can precede liquor pressed up on boiled water or drugs? (4)" www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3263
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Cryptic crossword No 3,263 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 3,263 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 34 clues by Ghoti. Published Tue 31 Mar 2026. Features annotated solutions and special instructions. Free to solve online.
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
STILL waiting for my coffee. The barista's tie got stuck in the milk frother AGAIN.
A cafe sign that says "MR BEANS COFFEE CO"
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
(let's try this again with the right link) HELLO I wrote a cryptic crossword with a theatre/comedy theme! "Jim provides some make up (6)" "Acting exercises can be burdens (6)" "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof originally made extended West End run? (5)" thank u for ur time xox mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3232
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Cryptic crossword No 3,232 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 3,232 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 30 clues by Ghoti. Published Fri 20 Mar 2026. Features special instructions. Free to solve online.
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
No wait! This link this link this link! mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3232
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Cryptic crossword No 3,232 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 3,232 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 30 clues by Ghoti. Published Fri 20 Mar 2026. Features special instructions. Free to solve online.
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
A new cryptic from me on @mycrossword.co.uk, with a theatrel/comedy theme, to fully close the venn diagram of my interests: "Jim provides some make up (6)" "Acting exercises can be burdens (6)" "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof originally made extended West End run? (5)" www.mycrossword.co.uk/crosswords/5...
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Sign in · MyCrossword
Sign in to your MyCrossword account to access your crossword history, create new puzzles, comment on solutions, and track your solving progress.
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft
Some kind of purple plastic crafting device for texturising paper called distressing tool
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Jennifer Alice @jenniferalice.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
probably a pattern game or a deconstruction
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 08/03/2026
Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
"if there was no capitalist motive nobody would work" Most popular genre on steam: Having a Normal Job Simulator
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Just published a new cryptic crossword on @mycrossword.co.uk, themed for a friend's birthday: "ACME rope so unreliable — get out of it! (6,4)" "Tom Scott initially leads with side-splitting opening (5)" "Spooner's swimmer skipped conversation on the go (6)" www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3196
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Cryptic crossword No 3,196 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 3,196 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 30 clues by Ghoti. Published Sun 8 Mar 2026. Features annotated solutions. Free to solve online.
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
it's bandcamp friday this friday, and for the first time in a long time i have nothing in my cart. what's something great and indie that i should check out?
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/02/2026
doodlemancy @doodlemancy on cohost (rip): "the script at this point is just company: we're going to do something really extremely bad for our customers and possibly even people who aren't our customers. we think this is good 

an enormous, furious internet mob: we hate this

company: we'd like to clarify our intentions. just to be
clear: we're doing the same thing but we'd like you to
hate it a little less now"
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Another cute little cryptic up on @mycrossword.co.uk! Some personal faves: "Art deco library's housing culture (1,4)" "Illuminating way down from Machu Pichu? (12)" "Uptight Bake Off judge once picked up attractive man (7)" mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3138
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Cryptic crossword No 3,138 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 3,138 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 28 clues by Ghoti. Published Wed 18 Feb 2026. Features annotated solutions. Free to solve online.
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Another cute little cryptic up on @mycrossword.co.uk! Some personal faves: "Art deco library's housing culture (1,4)" "Illuminating way down from Machu Pichu? (12)" "Uptight Bake Off judge once picked up attractive man (7)" mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3138
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Cryptic crossword No 3,138 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 3,138 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 28 clues by Ghoti. Published Wed 18 Feb 2026. Features annotated solutions. Free to solve online.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I know I’ve already warned you about the grizzlies cloning capabilities but it bears repeating.
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jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Put a little cryptic for your weekend up on My Crossword! "Faint leek? (4,4)" "Reconcile band with their iconic look (4,3,4,2)" "A TV detective following twisty shock for cold case? (10)" www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3121
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Cryptic crossword No 3,121 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 3,121 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 30 clues by Ghoti. Published Sat 14 Feb 2026. Features annotated solutions. Free to solve online.
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Donnie, from Donnie Darko, with a speech bubble.
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