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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Venezuela: Jackie jr robbing the jewel concert Iran: Jackie jr robbing the poker game

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If they get to do this to people now, we get to do it to them when we win.

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Stephen Rodrick @stephenrodrick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Today, I had the opportunity to talk with Terry Bradshaw. I told him about crying as a 6-yr-old as a Raiders fan over the Immaculate Reception. Bradshaw: Oh man I'm sorry. Me: You're not really sorry are you? Bradshaw [cackling] Nah, not sorry at all that's just what polite people say.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

just sick of this stupid asshole

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There has never been a good Kennedy but this is the worst of them.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I simply want leaders who don’t look like cartoon villains. I would like the next administration to have people with Normal Faces.

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

AI "whistleblower:" We have invented magic. It's freaking me out how good our magic is. I am an evil sorcerer. Tech press: My God... why would he lie about this

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Probably wouldn’t have happened if he didn’t get shot, so impossible to say whether that was good or bad.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This whole thing is just aristocrats fighting. It’s a theater named after one aristocratic house, being taken over by another, with petty nobles squabbling over the art. Fuck ‘em all.

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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Life of Pi Is bullshit. The whole movie is a lie. Fuck movies

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If we don’t cut the ears off these Nazi fucks we’re going to have to live with them for decades. Allowing them a role in our society is a choice, and a bad one.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Many people are saying Warren G Harding was one of the most beloved presidents.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If you take the ballots away you don’t get to complain about the bullets that will result.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

When you deny people the ballot they must and will seek other means of asserting their political power.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“Republicans and democrats aren’t playing by the same rules,” claims outlet that invented the separate sets of rules.

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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 31/08/2026

I reiterate that my Supreme Court Expansion plan is to simply switch to a distinctively American Cicada Brood System where we have overlapping panels or “broods” of justices spread over the country, numbered I to XXIII, emerging periodically and consisting of panels of 13, 17, 19, or 23 justices.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

We should make that the main thing our own regime cares about.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If Elon musk, who was never elected to anything, gets to unilaterally end USAID then when we win we get to cut off every penny of assistance to Israel.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

When we win we have to punish these people so severely we never have to hear from or about them again.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Suppose when we win we round these people up, send them to Uganda in chains, and post a video about it with the “Kill the Boers” chant. How would this be materially different from what Trump and Stephen miller are doing?

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I wish I was committed to anything as deeply as rfk jr is committed to killing kids with measles

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/08/2026

If I was in the sea salt business, I would have never have even checked the Himalayas

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

a dollar general and 3 vape stores is superior to a data center because I can’t buy kratom and a 12 pack of cream soda from a data center

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Getting the distinct impression this guy will not be a leader on my main issue, which is hanging Elon musk for his many crimes.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Retweeting this for no specific purpose today.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

When we win we are going to fit every single DHS employee with a shock collar.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I do not think donald trump should be dictating childhood vaccine schedules.

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 03/08/2026

saw your man crawl bloody out of a mcdonald's ball pit after a bunch of 4 year olds beat his ass

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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody

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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It probably feels good as hell to yell "ENOUGH!" and transition into the final phase of your fight.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Every software update now: We made things work slower but we did move all the buttons around.

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

9/11 2: the smoking gun is a mushroom cloud

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Every software update now is like “we didn’t make anything better but we did move the buttons around”

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Marc Owen Jones @marcowenjones.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

This is what happens when you move the Bayeux Tapestry from France to England

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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the witch and the wardrobe

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whippet enjoyer @fiftyburger.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Old enough to remember when Tom Homan was sold as the responsible professional compared to Greg Bovino. They are all sadists and criminals.

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian

Zohran Mamdani making a face that makes him kinda look like Robert De Niro

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