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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

@fernfronds.bsky.social
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our flag means death? huge fan. can’t stop imagining them in all different scenarios. all totally made up.🌈☠️•30s•she/they•🔞•tbh if you’re not a fandom account there’s a good chance if you follow i’ll block ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a zaslav jab in the latest adventuring party, you simply love to see it
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the rare but thrilling case of never throwing anything out and it pays off: i just took one arm off my old sunglasses that needed new lenses (i saved them bc the company used to offer lens replacement but stopped) and swapped out the broken arm on the replacement pair i bought. woohoo!
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hello from the woods, i’m listening to the fire crackle and the crickets sing and the lake lap against the rocky shore and watching the moonlight glitter on the water and it looks like fireflies
a photo of a fire ring in the foreground with an actively burning fire, and a lake in the background visible between some trees. the moon is peeking between the trees and you can see the moonlight reflected on the surface of the lake.
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh 🥺
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cheers m'dears.
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it’s a great idea! it’s all but official now and i’ll start in october i’m super stoked to get back into making stuff. maybe even something(s) for the next craft fair?? 👀
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
maybe it’s the nostalgia factor but the new season of scrubs doesn’t look terrible to me?
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I LOST TRACK OF THE DAYS AND I FORGOT THE NEW SEASON OF DIMENSION 20 STARTED TODAY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
HE THOUGHT THAT WHEN HE DID MARRY IT COULD BE FOR LOVE!!!!!!
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
omfg. i convinced myself i must have left them at work despite the find my app saying they were at my apt. i walk into my office after 2wks away and they weren’t on my fucking desk. i put my work bag down and the outside pocket looks a little bulky and lo and behold they they fucking were.
static.klipy.com
Mrs Doubtfire: The Whole Time?
Alt: a gif from mrs doubtfire of sally field saying “the whole time? the whole time?!! THE WHOLE TIME?????”
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
welp, i’m headed back to work tomorrow after my two week burnout break. i was hoping i’d use the time to both rest & get some things done that really needed doing since i’d have more bandwidth but i barely did anything. trying to tell myself it’s okay bc i needed the rest but also UGH
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just thinking about ootb ed and stede watching moulin rouge, god they’d both be sobbing messes by the end
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Livvy✨🚀🪨 @thatmothra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
❤️🐰I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way🐰❤️ . Blackbeard brings her Jessica Rabbit drag out every Halloween time, the first time Stede saw it, he damn near had a heart attack . #ofmdfanart #ofmd #fanart
Ed in Jessica Rabbit drag, with the red sparkly dress and purple gloves
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
WHY DID I WAIT SO LONG TO TRY AN SSRI THIS SHIT HAS FELT LIKE MAGIC
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𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ed Teach waiting for his homie smooches.
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
forever and always fuck hbo of course, but FUCK YES oh mary pro shot!!
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HELP PLS i need that art of stede and ed sitting on the ground and ed is sitting in stede’s lap and is draped around him all relaxed like a little rag doll and stede is reading a book over ed’s shoulder
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
wake up babe, new clip of stevie and lindsay just dropped
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kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️ @kellykat53.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
<youth pastor voice> you know who else was a middle-aged man a bit lost in life who found an unexpected new friendship that gave him renewed purpose and self worth?
Quote from a Deadline review of Place to Be

It’s also nice to see Waititi in a straight acting role as a middle-aged man who is now a bit lost in his own life, with business and personal failures having him a bit on the ropes, as this unexpected new friendship also gives him renewed purpose and self worth.
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it should be illegal for lab results to be posted in mychart before my doctor can review them and follow up. because instead i’m running to dr google and finding studies and statements that are disconcerting enough that i’m gonna be nonstop spiraling until i hear from her about next steps.
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING AIR PODS 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i’ve never been a pokémon person a day in my life but a couple weeks ago i got some tearjerker insta reel of a vendor at a card show giving a kid some cool card they wanted for free. now i’m getting sooo many pokémon card videos and idk what’s going on but it’s fun to watch people get so excited!
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LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This too is Ed Teach
The Onion headline that reads “Decorative Throw Pillow Positively Aching For A Quick Plump” and has a picture of a striped throw pillow resting on a couch arm.
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
happy 60th anniversary to star trek, thank you for inventing old man yaoi
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
qtp with a game that made you a gamer in your childhood
a screenshot from Quest for Glory IV: Shadows of Darkness
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this is the second time in less than a week i’ve gone out of my way to get ingredients for a blt and completely forgotten the lettuce and yknow what i’m actually perfectly content with my bacon, mayo, and tomato sandwiches thank you very much
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
god i love the music for rito village in botw/totk, especially the nighttime versions 🥹
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my current hyperfixation food is dumplings and i’m really sad because this inevitably means i’m gonna burn out on dumplings at some point and that’s going to be the saddest fucking day
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
y’all im so torn. so i just negotiated down to working four days a week, right? well, an opportunity just kinda fell in my lap to be a clay studio assistant which would be 4h evening shifts on my new third day off. but is this a good idea or a bad idea?
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
FUCK i forgot to cancel an appointment within the 24h window so now i guess i have to sit through it tomorrow even though i don’t want to bc they’re gonna charge me either way 😒
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unpopular culture 🏴‍☠️ @unpopularculture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
here's the full thing now that bsky allows longer videos! i have watched the hadestown proshot 3 times in the past week, but if you don't have time for that, there's always this xoxo
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my tiny little city celebrates pride in sept (because they wait until the college kids are back otherwise we’re too small) ANYWAY i’m scrolling on insta and get an ad for a nautical-themed burlesque show called our flag means pride??? WHICH ONE OF YOU LIVES HERE & PLANNED THIS!!!
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
man, i’ve been playing a lot of tears of the kingdom recently (i still haven’t actually finished it) and i realized that i just want it to be breath of the wild so i’m letting the soft animal of my body play the zelda game it wants to play or whatever mary oliver said (i’m pretty sure that was it)
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
WAIT WTF i just realized that these were my frame numbers for all four frame projects: 303 103 303 103 ....ofmd season 3 confirmed???
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
so i just talked to my boss about going down to 4 days a week bc i’m so burned out and not only did he okay that but he also came to me a few minutes after and was like, what if you took the next two weeks off? so maybe now i’m also doing that? tell me why that feels like some kinda failure tho 😞
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ed & stede's 2026 halloween costumes
tim curry in the rocky horror picture show. he's wearing black lingerie.dolly parton in the best little whorehouse in texas. she is wearing black lingerie.
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
this is the most beautiful and true thing i think i’ve ever seen
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
all queer people should be able to take the rest of the month (year?) off to properly mourn, jesus fucking christ
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𝔰𝔞𝔪 🥄🌩️☀️ @saucierspoons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I *KNOW* there’s art of Ed dressed as Frank-N-Furter out there. Now’s the time to bring it back. #ofmdfanart
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
just wanna be honest that i deleted my question about grammatical errors in fics bc it had, as i had assumed but foolishly doubted, an obvious and nearly unanimous answer. and i fear that asking it did in fact make me look like the asshole i always worried i’d be if i asked. 🙃
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The next famous person death better have more of a “hell yes” vibe than an “aw man, come on” vibe.
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
top 5 simpsons lines i’ve uttered most: 1- yoink! 2- hot stuff, comin’ through! 3- it tastes like…burrrning 4- nu-cular. it’s pronounced nu-cular (literally every time i have to spell the word nuclear to remember how *not* to spell it) 5- i, for one, welcome our new [blank] overlords.
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Harley - PomPomPastel 🏳️‍⚧️ @pompompastel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Has anyone checked on Trixie Mattel?
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the things that used to kick my ass in gear simply aren’t working anymore. gas company left a note that they will need access to my apartment tomorrow. my apartment is a horrible cluttered mess. this would usually have me doing a BIG clean but i cannot bring myself to do it.
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🌵✨ Riri 🌙🌵 @whores.horse · 24/08/2026
abolish ALL prisons, including horny ones
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
which do you think would be better: • 5-day work week but 6-hour work days • 4-day work week with 8-hour work days
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
coworker: i don’t think you should spend much time figuring out those details, i don’t think it matters that much. okaaay but you’re not the one fielding questions from confused parents about this. those questions come to me. and i’m trying to save my fucking time and energy here.
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
welp, if we’re keeping track, i made it a whopping two days of the new school year before finding myself just as angry and frustrated as i was last year. i know that the changes i want & need to see won’t happen overnight, but if it’s gonna feel like this much of a regression on the way there?? 😬
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
me, choking slightly on a piece of candy while chatting with my boss: that’s the second thing i’ve inhaled today that i shouldn’t have. …my lunch! i mean i also choked on my lunch! 🫣
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the best thing about typically ordering boba half-sweet is when i forget to do that and get a full sugar one. makes my little treat extra treat-y!
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