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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

@fernfronds.bsky.social
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our flag means death? huge fan. can’t stop imagining them in all different scenarios. all totally made up.🌈☠️•30s•she/they•🔞•tbh if you’re not a fandom account there’s a good chance if you follow i’ll block ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
like, i always feel a bit like herded cattle at airports but that felt egregious. it had the same vibes as the most rinky-dink regional airport i’ve ever flown through, but it’s the airport for fuckin DC. maybe it was just the terminal or gate i was in but ugh, 10/10 will try to avoid in the future.
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
like did you see me on the plane earlier? or do you mean in the 20 years that have passed since i graduated?? either way it was very sweet and i’m always so touched when people remember me bc i so often feel not worth remembering. & yes i live in a tiny place but what a small world moment.
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HA! it’s 1am. i just landed at my home airport. i go to the bathroom and i’m walking out and who walks in but my high school advisor/bio and chem teacher. she full-names me [youve_heard_of_me?.gif] and goes in for a hug and says something like “i wondered when i’d finally run into you!”
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
then i was trying to rush to my gate 20-something gates away and there was just so much carpet that made my rollie bag so slow. then i hit non-carpet but it was like, bare concrete that looked like they’re redoing the floors, and it just looked like shit. and it was SO so crowded in general.
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lol i mean it half-jokingly. what prompted this was having a short layover with barely enough time to go to the bathroom, and the bathrooms were so cramped the foot traffic couldn’t move through efficiently, compared to having just come from phoenix where in comparison the bathrooms felt palatial.
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
quite fitting, actually, when you think about it
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
why is dulles such an undignified airport
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
right?? that’s what i was thinking!
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
PIRATES!! i was chatting with people at a conference about tv shows and recommended OFMD (obvi) and someone was telling me that his kid loves the show and went to a con and met “the star of the show” (rhys, i’m guessing) and then also met wallace shawn on their trip home. WHO ARE YOU!!
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thanks, it’s pretty but SO HOT! 🥵
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my little new england body can’t handle this arizonan 90-degrees-even-after-the-sun-goes-down situation 😭
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i’ll never understand it
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WHEW i was about to post about the guy in the middle seat next to me on this plane who wasn’t moving over despite no one in the aisle seat but thankfully he just did. hopefully now he directs his uncovered coughs towards the aisle 🙄
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh hell yeah, that’s a chair worth driving for for sure
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omg these trees though!!! 🤩😍
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a zaslav jab in the latest adventuring party, you simply love to see it
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the rare but thrilling case of never throwing anything out and it pays off: i just took one arm off my old sunglasses that needed new lenses (i saved them bc the company used to offer lens replacement but stopped) and swapped out the broken arm on the replacement pair i bought. woohoo!
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh HELL yeah, this is the exact scenario i envisioned when giving my crushes mix cds lol
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
incredible. innovative. inspired.
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*AND* THE STARS ARE OUT, EVERYTHING IS PERFECT ACTUALLY
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’m literally making this face right now: ☹️
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AND THERE’S MY OWL FRIEND HOOTING AWAY IN THE TREETOPS oh this is so good
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hello from the woods, i’m listening to the fire crackle and the crickets sing and the lake lap against the rocky shore and watching the moonlight glitter on the water and it looks like fireflies
a photo of a fire ring in the foreground with an actively burning fire, and a lake in the background visible between some trees. the moon is peeking between the trees and you can see the moonlight reflected on the surface of the lake.
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh 🥺
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😍🤩😍
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
idk but omg he’s so hot even just in wip form!
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HELL YEAH YOU DID 🥳 🙌
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s getting exponentially harder every year/month/week/day working in education. 🫂
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
heck yeah, welcome to the club!! 🥳 i hope you have a smooth recovery!
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cheers m'dears.
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hell yeah 🤘
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i love this. it’s like grey-rocking but different. sparkle-rocking?
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it’s a great idea! it’s all but official now and i’ll start in october i’m super stoked to get back into making stuff. maybe even something(s) for the next craft fair?? 👀
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this was actually my first thought! i looked it up and apparently his show didn’t start until 2007 but what’s the david jenkins school of historical accuracy for if not for situations like this??
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oh true, he probably didn’t have a lot of musical guests, but i can definitely envision them having a great rapport and being uproariously funny!
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
maybe it’s the nostalgia factor but the new season of scrubs doesn’t look terrible to me?
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the late late show with craig ferguson?
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i wish he were still touring bc the oration he would inevitably deliver would be absolute fucking fire
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I LOST TRACK OF THE DAYS AND I FORGOT THE NEW SEASON OF DIMENSION 20 STARTED TODAY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
HE THOUGHT THAT WHEN HE DID MARRY IT COULD BE FOR LOVE!!!!!!
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lmao i read this as “smashing sluts” 🤦🏻‍♀️
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
omfg. i convinced myself i must have left them at work despite the find my app saying they were at my apt. i walk into my office after 2wks away and they weren’t on my fucking desk. i put my work bag down and the outside pocket looks a little bulky and lo and behold they they fucking were.
static.klipy.com
Mrs Doubtfire: The Whole Time?
Alt: a gif from mrs doubtfire of sally field saying “the whole time? the whole time?!! THE WHOLE TIME?????”
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
like if i can’t get this shit done when i have an absolute gift of two weeks off to do it, when the fuck is it ever gonna get done?? 😞
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
welp, i’m headed back to work tomorrow after my two week burnout break. i was hoping i’d use the time to both rest & get some things done that really needed doing since i’d have more bandwidth but i barely did anything. trying to tell myself it’s okay bc i needed the rest but also UGH
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
maybe there are different kinds but my fungus gnats don’t look like that
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just thinking about ootb ed and stede watching moulin rouge, god they’d both be sobbing messes by the end
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
happy birthday, jenn!! 🥳 🎂 🎈
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🥵
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Livvy✨🚀🪨 @thatmothra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
❤️🐰I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way🐰❤️ . Blackbeard brings her Jessica Rabbit drag out every Halloween time, the first time Stede saw it, he damn near had a heart attack . #ofmdfanart #ofmd #fanart
Ed in Jessica Rabbit drag, with the red sparkly dress and purple gloves
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fernfronds 🌿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fernfronds.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
WHY DID I WAIT SO LONG TO TRY AN SSRI THIS SHIT HAS FELT LIKE MAGIC
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