Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026All we had to do was follow the damn post CJ! 130
Reposted by Samantha BurnsBig Bad Butch WIFE, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary @bigbadbutchgf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Behold: the atheist's nightmare. The carry handle on a case of Corona, as you can clearly see, is perfectly designed to make you want to do Ray Comfort bits about how perfectly designed it is for the hand 161
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026At least I was given raspberry sorbet for my suffering 050
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026WHY THE FUCK AM I BEING MADE TO DO FIFTH GRADE MATH WHEN IT’S SUMMER AND SCHOOL IS OUT 150
Reposted by Samantha Burnsdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I usually try to explain it like this: picture Matt V. Brady as Liz Bruenig. Now imagine they're Chilean. Doesn't look so much like the sinking of the Titanic was caused by TERFs eating beans now, does it? 1103
Reposted by Samantha Burnsjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026hate the fact that i already know who this about without reading it 1548235
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026*sigh* I’ll admit it- it was me. I paid the same Etsy witches that took out Charlie Kirk to fill the pool with algae 050
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Update: my dad is having a CT scan now at the ER 2120
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Well, my attempt at feeding the dogs didn’t go that great. Melody was absolutely uninterested in dinner (not surprising), Amelia ate two bowls (goddammit this is why she’s fat), and Marshmallow ate one bowl, took a massive shit in the kitchen, walked into another room and threw up on the dog bed. 040
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Unsurprisingly none of the dogs seem exactly interested in the idea of dinner right now lmao 170
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026bro seeing this text from my mom made me like a child about to be scolded lmao 1100
Reposted by Samantha Burnsgeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026microblog post theft is one of the most embarrassing things i can imagine getting caught doing, i would walk slowly into the sea 310515
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Ok I just finished going through every single post they made in the past day. Every single one was stolen. All of them. 2124
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I’m literally just going through every post in chronological order and every single one has been stolen word for word from an identical tweet lol 1235
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I’m gonna do a comparison thread for that liberal Bojack account This should be fun! 🧵 511222
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 23/06/2026lmao see on my main, I literally said I’d add this to my Nazi list at some point but it’s such a damn good honeypot for other antisemites And of course they come out and say shit like this 150
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 23/06/2026fuckin have to order new prescription toothpaste because the Colgate one I ordered apparently doesn’t understand how toothpaste works and that it’s not supposed to be a liquid that falls off the brush the second you squeeze it on 150
Reposted by Samantha BurnsN.S. Dolkart sans nap @nsdolkart.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I refuse to believe there is a French sports commentator named France. 111
Reposted by Samantha Burnsdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Fellas, is it anti-Semitic to shitpost? 439445
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 23/06/2026There’s something incredible about how everyone is like “they have CHILDREN’S PRISONS???” as if that’s not just a very blunt way to describe juvie. 120
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 22/06/2026She genuinely would not care about masking if she wasn’t personally impacted by it. As she’s repeatedly shown her care about ableism is specifically and exclusively stuff that affects her 160
Reposted by Samantha Burns👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026ik hier jou fokaas beeich 1414112
Reposted by Samantha Burnsthe most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 22/06/2026@feoreilaina.bsky.social coming in with a bonkers fathers day pull 4235
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Thanks to Bluesky suspending me, I’ve been spending more time on Reddit. I’ve discovered r/stupiddovenests and it’s 10/10 content. Also r/whatismycookiecutter 160
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Oh yeah I feel the alcohol hitting yeeeeeeeah 340
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It’s Father’s Day and my mom sent him out of state to visit his mom lmao 281
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Feeling very vindicated once again about my whole “Susan Abulhawa is a neo nazi” thing that people got reaaaaally mad at me for 14411
Reposted by Samantha Burnsthe most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 20/06/2026they suspended my gf on juneteenth lmao 4659
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 20/06/2026@bsky.app @aaron.bsky.team look I made a very lovely Trotsky edit to show I love Trotsky now Please unban me k thanks 5361
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 20/06/2026@moderation.bsky.app Please actually respond to my appeal this time unlike last time because it’s a bit absurd to be suspended for talking about Trotsky’s death 2111
Reposted by Samantha BurnsBluesky Bans @bskybans.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Account cheesecakechik.bsky.social was suspended by moderation.bsky.app The account was 1119 days old at the time of banning. #BskyBans #veryOldAccountBan 011
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I swear, the moment I get unsuspended I’m migrating to Blacksky Fuck this shit 150
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I really just also want to point out that both of my posts so far have been “serious violations” Meanwhile I’ve seen someone call for all Jews to be eradicated to create world peace be hit with a moderate violation of 2 strikes 060
Reposted by Samantha BurnsSamantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Am I supposed to just accept that every month I randomly get strikes added for posts that don’t violate the rules until I ultimately end up banned, all while y’all maintain radio silence? 171
Reposted by Samantha Burns👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026this is not a glorification of violence against the already long deceased (not threatened) trotsky; it is an explanation of actions —> consequences based off history, @safety.bsky.app meanwhile, y’all have been perfectly okay with yesterday’s dipshit glorifying drugging women curious 78114
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The two groups you’re not allowed to criticize or make fun of on Bluesky: Poles and Trotsky himself 050
Reposted by Samantha BurnsSamantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I’m so fucking fed up with this bullshit 131
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 20/06/2026@support.bsky.team seriously what the hell? I never received a response on my previous suspension for making fun of Poles, and now this? 6235
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 20/05/2026The mod hitting me with a suspension for “POLACK SPOTTED” : 020
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 20/05/2026If you find weirdos defending her, please tag my main @cheesecakechik.bsky.social I’m currently suspended but I will be back tomorrow and will see those notifications 030
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Since Bluesky moderation seems keen to ignore me, I’ve sent one final stand alone email 1171
