Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 27/06/2026YOU WANT TO BET ON A DUDE FUCKIN AN ALLIGATOR? 050
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026All we had to do was follow the damn post CJ! 130
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Truly the soda tab of bananas of corona cases 010
Reposted by Samantha BurnsBig Bad Butch WIFE, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary @bigbadbutchgf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Behold: the atheist's nightmare. The carry handle on a case of Corona, as you can clearly see, is perfectly designed to make you want to do Ray Comfort bits about how perfectly designed it is for the hand 161
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I’m guessing I didn’t get anything from there 110
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026She’s teaching them Singapore math this next year which apparently has a way to do this for fifth graders. But fuck if I understand it 130
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Fifth grade. There’s also a non-algebra way to solve it apparently but literally cannot figure out how you’re supposed to solve it without algebra 230
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026At least I was given raspberry sorbet for my suffering 050
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026SHE CLAIMS IT’S BEGINNING OF THE YEAR STUFF BUT I DON’T BELIEVE HER 130
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026WHY THE FUCK AM I BEING MADE TO DO FIFTH GRADE MATH WHEN IT’S SUMMER AND SCHOOL IS OUT 150
Reposted by Samantha Burnsdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I usually try to explain it like this: picture Matt V. Brady as Liz Bruenig. Now imagine they're Chilean. Doesn't look so much like the sinking of the Titanic was caused by TERFs eating beans now, does it? 1103
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026it’s because that’s my world of Warcraft fire mage character’s name lol I couldn’t think of anything for a handle for my alt so I just defaulted to that 040
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Hell this isn’t even really a criticism of Israel as much as it is just ZOG 080
Reposted by Samantha Burnsjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026hate the fact that i already know who this about without reading it 1548235
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Yeeeeah good news is my suspension runs out tomorrow evening 150
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026there’s ways to criticize Israel without being an antisemitic prick …And then there’s this 1100
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026IF CALLING TROTSKY A SICK FUCK COUNTS AS A DEATH THREAT THEN I GIVE UP 040
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026that would be something Trotsky would say, the sick fucker 261
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026because it’s hard to forget about a pussy phrenologist 1200
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Probably one of the funniest things I ever witness as it happened 51198
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026like the TERF who kept asking porn stars to send her photos of their vaginas while also bragging about fingering cadavers her dad bought her 71013
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026*sigh* I’ll admit it- it was me. I paid the same Etsy witches that took out Charlie Kirk to fill the pool with algae 050
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Yes lol. The player character holds it the entire game. It’s fucking beautiful 020
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026learning about the poly counts of the garten of banban models, a game I didn’t even know existed prior to the poly count shit, was one of the funniest things ever 130
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026OH DUDE IS A NASTY EUGENICIST MISOGYNISTIC FREAK 120
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Guaranteed he thinks structural and institutional anti-Asian discrimination means DEI 260
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Love the nightmare on elm street films. Generally hate the Friday the 13th films And the original Halloween I appreciate for what it is, but it’s also incredibly hilariously low budget 110
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I’ve only seen the first three so far so no clue 010
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Honestly all of them are shit except for the final chapter, Jason lives, and Jason X. And that includes the first movie as one of the shit ones. I hate this franchise 120
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Which one is the one with the magic dagger because that one is equally as bad 220
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Yeah that’s one of the only Friday the thirteenth movies I actually enjoy lol 110
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026This is the one with the fat kid at the halfway house 110
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Unless by Corey Feldman you just meant Tommy Jarvis lol 110
Samantha Burns @feoreilaina.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I mean he technically cameos in a new beginning but it’s a teenage Tommy Jarvis in that one 210
