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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 4h
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Doctor - MASH Scene
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man looks like he asks what the drink specials are at his kid’s ballet recital
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like his communion is brisket and bud light
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My man looks like he says he’s “a bible salesman” but not The Bible salesman
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
DUFFY: We’re finally addressing the current crisis afflicting our entire nation! ME: War? Oil prices? Grocery prices? Energy prices? Fuel prices? Unlawful deportation? Government funded domestic spying? DUFFY: The anti-idling button in your car will be a thing of the past. ME: …
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My man looks like he gives out stock trading tips to kids instead of candy at Halloween
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is like John Hinkley Jr shit. Wonder how long before we find out he started a forever war as a gift to his side piece
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
<snaps fingers> This is what was Biden was missing. Having Merrick Garland as a hype man
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
With his creating a palace at the White House, the munitions shortage and now extremely low troop morale, how much more before we’re officially Russia?
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 11/08/2026
AI can't do your job, but an AI salesman can reliably convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that *can't* do your job: pluralistic.net/2025/03/18/a... 73/
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Pluralistic: AI can’t do your job (18 Mar 2025) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No normie voter knows who Hasan Piker is and even fewer care about his opinion
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Not as lengthy as the “my man” threads, but, god damn, this is equally entertaining
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Obviously, the diseased apple didn’t fall far from the tree
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
OMG this is one of the best. I’m equal parts impressed and equal parts frightened how accurate all of these are 😂
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Replacing camo gear and “Be All You Can Be” slogan with this
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m not big on conspiracies, but you can’t tell me there isn’t someone behind the awfulness of these “tear here to open” ziploc-style packages where after you tear the top, you still can’t get to the ziploc thing to open it.
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
His “.4 percent” reminds me of Pacino’s “one inch” speech from Any Given Sunday. Absolute cinema
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Someone should create one of those ads where you text a word/phrase to a certain number to help get people involved; like text “Trump sucks” to 8647 and the response says “No Shit!” and links to voting locations
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Here’s the President talking about blowing up more fishing boats because the only thing between Cuba and Panama is the Caribbean Sea
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Kind of funny how it looks like the guy with the red tie over POTUS’s left keeps leaning in to examine Trump’s dying hand
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Raising the Flag Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Coach Hooterville’s new White Supremacy playoff slogan
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Job numbers, but in dog years
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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This hit me so hard this week.
Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI.  Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your are…
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
To all the music slop posters, you can’t call an AI generated set of music tracks “hybrid” simply because you spliced the AI music together and posted it. That’s like a neonatal doctor calling themselves a parent because they delivered the baby. It’s AI trash and you should be embarrassed
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
As is now the norm with these harbingers of judicial malpractice: rule first, ask questions later
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
[Thinking about having to scavenge for toilet paper again]
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Pedro Pascal Laughing & Crying
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
God damn. Trump still finds a way to ruin a conversation with Artemis II astronauts.
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
ICE sideswiping a GateGourmet truck on the tarmac saying they were fleeing
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
As the old saying goes: “The grass is always greener on your side of the fence”
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
WHY?! Why do they post interviews with President Fuckwit in a doorway like they’re interviewing some random witness to a police chase outside their front door?
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I swear, if this eventually subsides, the moron better not boast about bringing down oil prices more than 100%
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Always wonderful to know while everything craters, the fat fuck orchestrator of this shitshow was golfing
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Can we get SCOTUS to deem DST a tariff?
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Just a thought, but it really seems like a bad idea to keep allowing a small minded convicted felon hellbent on fulfilling his adolescent desire to play god at the expense of 8 billion people
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Who am I to judge, but I think giving up that Nobel Peace Prize to President Shit-For-Brains looks really bad in hindsight. Oh well, I’m sure this war will really aid in getting that $2 gas that’s been so elusive
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The leader of the free world, ladies and gentlemen. In all his decrepit, brain rotted glory
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
And I’m sure they won’t do anything that would reduce the amount of plants to absorb all this belched out CO2, right?….RIGHT?!
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Really going hog wild for…potatoes?
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Pedantic old man gripe: when writing/typing US currency figures, the dollar sign goes to the LEFT of the number. I don’t know who started formatting 5$ to mean “five dollars” but it needs to stop
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Well as a change of pace, let’s check and see how our smooth brained mob oriented POTUS has helped make that sub $2 gas a reality… oh good Christ
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I don’t buy this massive reversal on a dime after continually ignoring those same optics, vibes, shifts in perception or whatever. This circus oriented shitshow is just moving on to its next city of potential victims
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“To ICE: get the FUCK out of Minneapolis” “To ICE: get the FUCK out of Minneapolis” “To ICE: get the FUCK out of Minneapolis” “To ICE: get the FUCK out of Minneapolis”
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Or how much money can be made off markets after threatening tariffs to drive up prices and then backing off to have them fall.
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I always wonder what we’d do if the head of another nation came to the US and barfed out a litany of insanely stupid and disparaging remarks about how it operates. It is such a travesty having to listen to this moron
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/01/2026
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
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Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Guess the No Kings protest meant no Angus Kings either. What a sad weak buffoon
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